Welcome to my little den of sin, hope you enjoy your stay!

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

I pity the man who has known no struggles, for it is only through hard times that we know who we truly are.

With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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Abacadooby.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

27, Female, Iowan, College Graduate. Favorite Pony: Celestia. Favorite Not Pony: Discord. Yeah, I like Equestria's Gods, so that's what most my fics are going to be about!

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Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

8000 soldiers!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I enjoy watching ponies pony ponies with ponies. I can also make a mean baloney sandwich.

My Deviant art name is RaikouArtist, and I am starting to enter MLP fanfiction.