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Xenolance, a devious villain, had been cornered by the Mane six, and soon his villainous ways will be brought to an end!

... If the six heroines can stay on topic, that is.


Just a quick one-shot. Had this idea for a day or two, and couldn't keep a serious face for the life of me.

Due to vague death threats popular demand, additional shorts in this series will be added. The story will remain 'Complete', as the additional shorts will be mostly self contained.

Chapters (12)
Comments ( 99 )

:twilightsmile:Quite amusing. Didn't see that ending coming, though.

This is worth nothing less than a like and fav.

very amusing. This is simply a fun way of doing satire for the type of story. I approve of this.

:yay:
Good show. Here, have moar Fluttershy.
:yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

Huh. Didn't expect people to enjoy this story so much...

Why do I get the feeling that my life depends on making a sequel?

4092291
It might do.:moustache:
*Twirls sword in hand*

4092291 Not really. But It would be nice though.

I will gladly go to Equestria and be this bad guy, just to see what they would do afterwards.

can NEVER have enough intelligent bad guys in Equestria:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: even if it was a dedtime story:twilightsmile:

You know, this story is so random and funny, I can't help myself enjoying it.

Have a moustache for your efforts. :moustache:

4098488

It wasn't too difficult to follow, was it? This chapter does have quite the jolt, after all...

4098520 Hehe, nah, I followed it quite easily. Just the roundabout way that Xeno went about getting food was really funny. :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowderp:I read this while craving a snack at midnight. I love it.:rainbowkiss:

Oh, 'Twas most amusing.

So detracted was she, that she failed to notice a shadowy figure above her, looking through an opened skylight above her. The figure ensured that no guards were nearby on the roof, before striking. With speed that most would say was impossible of someone of that size, the figure jumped, darting down to land on the table below.

Now,If i wasn't dead tired,Id put in that one james bond theme everyone associates with the uberstealth and death defying jumps...You know,The one from goldeneye 64?

Get the trombones and drums! We need badum tish's and Wa wa waaa's!

4110938 What makes you think that needing them is a BAD thing?

That Pinkie and the Brain reference.:pinkiehappy:

This is how you stop the happy-go-lucky type heroes or you make the hero monologue, that's always fun.

After taking a moment to calm down enough to respond, the pink mare replied, “No, I promised I wouldn't tell anyone who wanted you arrested! Lyra just wants to kiss you and hug you and pet you and love you until the end of your natural life!”

no calling him George?

4548099

George is a human name. Figured it didn't fit.

Edit: Actually, thinking about it more, perhaps it does...

ducktaped to teh ceiling.

Welp, that's ONE way to end a prank war...

4548099 are you suggesting him making a Cyberchase reference

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I end pranks directed towards me by scaling my payback so much "overkill" don't do justice

HA! I love the cultural clashes in this chapter!

This is great! Been a while since I laughed so much. :rainbowlaugh:

Via

I'm dieing

Dying

Unknown to her, her five friends were had conducted similar performances across Ponyville just hours prior.

Wait, what?

-SYA, The Horse

This is quite possiably the dumbest thing I have ever read. I love it.

5427442

Thanks for informing me!

Fixed, and tried to add some additional clarification.

The asme thing we do every night :pinkiehappy: , try to take over the world!

This story is one of the best literary things in literature, literally. You should write some more! :twilightsmile:

5456924

I appreciate the compliment (and the alliteration), but I'm not really that good, to be honest.

If I kept writing for a year or two straight, perhaps I could consider myself half as good as Pen Stroke. Maybe. With some luck.

So we got a Men in Black reference, Star Trek, and Doctor who as well. What is the guy in black with things in his head supposed to reference?

5456946 same here, but the way I see it, I think you are better than you give yourself credit for. We all have an instinct that says 'don't look stupid!' and it makes us doubt ourselves, hide our school pictures from our classmates and say silly things like what you just said.

So let me put this another way, I hereby declare you to be amazing and that all contrary opinions are invalid.:pinkiecrazy: Now I can't be disagreed with! My logic is undeniable!

...

Maybe I just liked your story enough to go nuts. :trollestia:

5456967

Scorpius and his obsession to get wormhole tech out of the head of John Crichton.

Its a Farscape reference. Classic Sci-fi, but a bit dated.

... And now I feel old...

5457892

Fixed the mass murder. :P

As for what Twilight looked like, I just started with the idea of Solar Flare (Nightmare Celestia), and added more Twilight.

Yes, I will admit that the end is rather anti-climatic. I couldn't think of a better (read: funnier) way to end it, though, so I just went with it.

5458751

Ok, yeah, I should have noticed that. Thanks for pointing it out. I really need to go over these with a fine tooth comb at some point...

A Farscape, Doctor Who, Men in Black, and Star Trek reference all in one go. Well done, sir. *applause*

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