A brony is sent to Equestria to "repent his sins". If this was your regular pony fan he'd be grateful for the opportunity. Unfortunately, it isn't.
This brony has read his fair share of boring HiE FanFics and is determined to juice up the old formula and make his a success.
By whatever means he regards necessary.
Rated teen for strong language and suggested themes. Also to clarify: this is meant as a joke. Also: major editing soon due to horrendous grammar. Another also: currently on mini-hiatus.
Chapters (8)
Ok, it's a trollfic about bad Hie fics.
Dis gon b gud.
Oh, yeah. This is fucking great/10.
Mark my fucking words.
Go on. Mark 'em.
Consider your words thoroughly marked.
I like this... Yep, I like this a lot. *nods*
Okay, trollfic. Funny. Next chapter will tell.
This should be interesting...
Another trollfic..
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Yep, and a good one at that.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
To quote Rarity: This is GENIUS!
MOAR!
Trying too hard to sound edgy in my opinion, thus I can't find it funny. Not my cup of tea.
SO... Reading this during down time at work and... Well... I can now officially say that I've had to make a double take at something that I was reading.
This!
I rate this story a firm goodenough/10.
2517340 Okay, the Bible is pushing it but it's still gonna be good. Promise.
2517401 Don't worry about it, I'm atheist so push it as far as it will allow itself. This is a very funny story. Short in my opinion but that's because I'm used to averaging a chapter to +-4000. Keep up the good work though!
2517420 Thanks! I can make the chapters longer but I feel the style is more suited this way. Might result in a lot of chapters though hehe
2517439 I'm happy either way honestly. Stories like these brighten my day.
I just love the level of sarcasm you've given the narrator here. It's a not-quite-refreshing but still different in a good way sort of style, and I like it a lot.
2517439>>2517420>>2517401 I as a christen totally give you a pass on that. Just dont have God in the rest of the fic and you got no worries........unless the main charecter tries to actually start a religion....and it works.
Alright my jaw dropped in familiarity at the fact that the titles resemble Penguinz0 (or Cr1tikal). Am i right cause if i am then be prepared for the Flood gates of bullshit as i break three of my limbs by throwing myself (asshole) at the comment section (wagon wheel) and eventually die of quotes and references.
2524461 I'm sorry to say that the story isn't based on Cr1tikal. He is funny though :D
Still wondering if he just goes to discord in the end, becomes best bros with him and fucks Equestria over into eternal chaos because he can.
would be hilarious
But...all my blood did go to my head. Wink wink
Cock for a cutie mark? Shove it in a bunch of Royal Guards' faces!
...
Actually, in this guy's face!
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I don't even...
Oh no, this is getting funnier with every chapter. I need to update my will if this continues!
I'm happy you guys are enjoying it :]
As I always assumed.....The ponies are incredibly gullible.
Dickwad in Equestria...Sometimes I wonder why an avid reader of slice-of-life epics such as myself would read this, but then I remember...
It's hilarious.
Inb4 Element of Bel-Air.
I could not stop laughing.
Good job sir!
You told them... Cupcakes. The scariest story known to ponydom.
Abdul? Funny cause that sounds close to my own real name.
This story is just so beautiful. I cried. Twice. At the same time.
Finally someone get's it right
Inb4 it wasn't blood
This is THE funniest story I've ever read here.
I don't normally enjoy fics like this, but when i do. Its this one!
Anals of history, you say?
Anals?
As in; up the ass anals?
Well then.
Sir, you appear to have a burning submarine lodged up your ass.
2692603 Haha I knew someone would point that out. That whole segment is a reference from the film Semi-Pro and the guy mispronounces annals in it. So I just left it like that. May change it though.
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Good to know you're not retarded, then. Keep up the good work.
Dude, this shit is hilarious. I demand MOAR.
Wow, this guy is an asshole, different from all the other "retards in fuckqesria stories"(because logic) I like the protagonist/antagonist.
There is only one final boss of the internet, ans that's Rainbow Bunchie:
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There really is no better feeling than finding a new chapter of this.
I can't stop laughing!!!!
Why did you stop writing? This is really what I've been wanting to get my life into.
6582579 "Offline for 120 weeks 3 days". I wonder what was he banned for.