"You ever unwittingly use a magic letter to Celestia to roll a joint? Well, if you're wondering why I'm like, a girl unicorn now, that was the short version." Will this finally teach Rob not to be such an insufferable hipster?
Twilight has created Citizen Speak Up Day, where anypony can come and tell the Mayor their problems. Mayor Mare has responded the only way she knows how- booze.
Celestia wants only two thing in her mornings: a cup of coffee and to read her newspaper. However, she quickly finds that what she wants is just not going to happen. Not as long as Discord has something to do about it.
In this exciting collab with the late great Fattymagee1, Princess Cadance explodes and turns into a refrigerator, Shining Armor seeks out molly as a substitute for cheese, Ember and Thorax get it on while rolling, and Twilight tries to seduce her bro
Please see title. Or, alternatively: everypony in Equestria wakes up gay and must deal with the devastating consequences. There, I hope that explained a bit more.
Haha, classic ST, walking a mile down the hill to eat a giant Chipotle burrito, going to Albertson's for alcohol, walking a mile back up the hill, and dashing off this story about Big Mac, Owlowiscious, Sci Twi, Kludgetown, and Maretonia in an hour!