Soldier is found once again by Merasmus, and the magician isn't happy with his defeat back in 2012
so now hes returned. but since soldier can't be killed without him coming back stronger, Merasmus finds a world that would destroy Soldier in the most horrific way possible. (let me say this right now, there will be no shipping or real clop, this is mainly a comedy as soldier uses all the mann.co tech he has to survive the heat and get back home)(again this is an idea that just wouldn't leave me alone)(teen for strong language and very suggestive jokes)WARNING many joke made towards canada that are just jokes, if you can't take a joke don't read. WARNING#2 spoiler for comic "ring of fired" so if you havent read that, don't read this. unless you don't care.
Edit: 03/26/14, to celebrate the 500th veiw i will call a "Massive Edit" i will put this fic through google docs and edit the spelling then profusely edit any grammer i catch and other things that just don't make sense, i'll also throw a new joke in here and there but not much, i'll just edit the more crappy parts of the fic. Thank you all for your wonderful support! -HWB
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nice
3888462 i don't even know what that means!!
3888496
IDUNNOIWASBEINGRANDOM
3888490 whats nice? please if you gonna comment like that tell me what i did wrong/right please!
thanks for the complament dough
3888500 ???
3888508 guess he was being random i know that feel (hence the fic)
3888519 lol i loved the randomness of this fic!
3888540 well then tell ur friend (speicialy the ones you need to get back at)
Beep boop beep, maggots.
3888751 this fic is programed to be random, it will be random thats what it does.
it has also come for american jobs,
beep boob son, beep boob
3888791
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard!
I like this!!!!! You have no idea how long I've been looking for a tf2 meets mlp fanfic!!!!!! Please write more!!!!!!!
3888508
I was just being Random
3890531 omg i wasen't lying when i said i didnt try once when writing this and i wrote it in 20min now because of you and my boredom i will have to write more, thank you, plus if your looking for more tf2 and mlp fics why not check out the tf2 fic groups that this fic was put into?
3890780 ill check it out. Still I like your fic whether you say you put effort into it or not. ^^
I liked this fic. I really wonder what would happen if soldier just started shooting random ponies and what-not.
Should have a fic where Red and Blu team started going at it in Equestria :P
OH NO!!!! TELL ME THAT SOLDIER AT LEAST BROUGHT SOME OF PYRO'S FLAMETHROWERS!!!!
3892157 those are the most OP weapons in the game of coarse he has some
Damnit Merasmus, get out here so we can KICK YOUR ASS!!!
3893230 they have no idea how poweful im getting
or how random this fic is getting!!!!
will the other members of tf2 join in or will it just be solider cause i like to see scout in this
just soldier for now but......mmmm we'll see how bored i get once this is done + dear fans updates will probbably be a bit slower due to the fact i finally found a job
He has a book! He's going to read! AAAAAAaAHHHH!!!
3898685 cower at the horror of READING!!!
Soldier!! Get your Black Box and then rocket-jump away!!!
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thanks for loving this fic so much
3902647 alright glad you liked it anyway ill out a little more in my proofreading, i'll have you all now on my first day on my new job they had me sweep up in a big warehouse all by my self for anf hour, and for every min i sung winter wrap up at the top of my lungs LIKE A BOSS!
Awkward ... but hey, why not ? Though it is indeed becoming quite disturbing, my dear chap
weak attic i think that has to be sweet apple acre
if you do another tf2 running from the heat please do scout i think it would be funny watching break down crying when he sees rainbowdash
3919288 don't worry i will if i do, mmmmm how do the adventures of scout n' pyro sound?
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scout and pyro there not the best team i think it would be better with engineer or sniper cuase there opposites one runs the over camps
but i still like the idea of just one of them getting sent there
3924897 well my reasoning was scout never stops talking, pyro can baerly get a word out, scout would proppably hate being in equestria, pyro would have the time of his life.
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during the heat i don't think so plus thats why i like the scout hes stupid funny and arrogant pyro just would not make sense so i would best just to have scout and his pretty littel pocket pistol of no fall damage
......Let's say Sweet Apple Acres for now, It sounds more, well, natural.
I really don't know why XD
Let's say Sweet Apple Acres for now
DAMMIT SOLDIER! WHY DIDN'T YOU USE A SWORD!?!?
3934239 damit! why didn't he, you should be writing this fic
Soldier would have rocket jumped out the window and blown up the cottage
next will be scout right?
Quick!!! Use the Escape Plan!!!!!
*Dies* Well, it's does make you more kill-able...
3935139
"Today ain't your day ponies!"
3935461
i get it!!!
took me awhile but i get it
3935263 oh yeah great idea pull out the Escape Plan, so their rape does mini crits.
poor soldier, if only mann.co build somthing that would alow you to come back to life.
3935139 mabe still got a epulioge to do. Warining my scout fic may be terrible, i can't write scout too well, however i did think no one would like this fic.
3934998 but he doesnt have any rocket launchers. true he does have a sticky launcher but that would take to long.
3935519 he would have used 1 o his nades
3935467
it's called the dead ringer its a spy tool