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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

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Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Sometimes people indulge.

Sometimes people overindulge.

Sometimes people get shit-faced whammered and write about cartoon horses in relationships.

Join us as Captain Unstoppable abuses his liver and writes some OTP for you and me, along with some side-pairings that we like. A series of prompts I gave him while he was drunk as a skunk. Written by him, polished up by me. Will update the next time Cap gets into the Angry Orchard.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 25 )

I love it just for the concept. Going to give this a good read later.

Tracking for now, because lack of time.

Yep, that was cute as I expected. :derpytongue2:

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Proof that "Jake the Army Guy" is really Captain Unstoppable? Why isn't he posting this? c.c

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A his request. Seems to think it'll get more exposure if I posted it.

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Illuminati confirmed :|

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7500832 He's onto us! He must be silenced!

Also I was way too drunk last night to post, and was at the park today on a date so... yeah

Finished reading it in half an hour. Funny reading, waiting for more.

Join us as Captain Unstoppable abuses his liver and writes some OTP for you and me, along with some side-pairings that we like. A series of prompts I gave him while he was drunk as a skunk. Written by him, polished up by me. Will update the next time Cap gets into the Angry Orchard.

"Join us"...you're not fooling me, Tyler Durden.

Very cute and fluffy. I'm hoping for a chapter where they fight, though. You've written them so deliriously happy that the whole thing is coming off as fake as the "we never had a single fight" siblinghood of Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor.

This giveds me intense feeling and it's too cute, send help

7501909 Jake wanted me to do a chapter like that, but I didn't. Maybe in the future.

Your- possessive.
You're- you are.

Fun chapter XD

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He was drunk, cut him some slack! :derpytongue2:

7527994 damn english and their weird phonetics rules that change with the alcohol! :pinkiegasp:

LOL! You got this done early! I'm still drunk!

At least Mac beat Braeburn to that specific milestone. I think...

Well, that was an unexpected twist! A funny one XD
I feel sorry for your liver, it's important and you need it to live.

Blame my oath to save lives and all that shanneningas. Any way. Love the ending and the characterization!! XD

"it's because he is the Ghost Rider" that sounds like he is batman or something XD

So, Rarity's daugther is a unicorn or a pegasus?

She needed a moment to shine for a while.

I want to see more Braeburn and Angel. Oh, add Discord to the mix, have a three way brawl! Or just have Discord V Braeburn, that'd be awesome.

I feel like this collection could do with a slight title alteration at this point. Definitely some more legit pairings happening here.

...How the hell does the Good Captain come up with this stuff? This is amazing!

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