Being a Princess is exhausting. Royally exhausting. Everyday, it feels like Twilight wanted nothing more than to get away from the world.

Not like doing so was hard. In fact, she made visits to the human world whenever she could to visit her boyfriend of a few years, Flash Sentry; he was one of the few things that kept her sane.

Yet, deep down, she knows it can't go on forever. Can she really break both of their hearts for the sake of her status as a princess?

Contains Flashlight shipping, meaning sappy romantic dorks. You've been warned.

Nothing is going on in Ponyville today, leaving a particular book horse bored with absolutely nothing to do... until she curiously finds a rubber chicken in her library.

Edited by link4
Artwork by: Little Tigress

This story was created out of the shenanigans of the writer. Enjoy and remember the random tag!

Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.

*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.

Cover art by ElementOfFaith

Marble pie is known to be the quiet one of the Pie bunch. But that doesn't stop her from wanting to visit her big sister in ponyville. As they come by Sweet Apple Acres, Pinkie begins to chat up Applejack. Until they are unexpectedly summoned by the cutie map. While Pinkie and AJ are gone, Marble is left in the reliable hooves of Big Macintosh.

This was a request by Calcen

Two ponies go to enjoy a morning cup of coffee at a local Moonbucks, however one of them is not too happy with the new Hearth's Warming cup designs.

Special thanks to
Setokaiva for Editing
Zolfyyy for Proofreading and Editing
and WildfireTheSmug for the Titlecard

Rarity buys a rhinoceros to act as a guard pet for the Carousel Boutique.

It goes about as well as one would expect.

This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia vs. A Cockroach

After a long night of work, Princess Luna goes back to her bedroom, only to find a house centipede near her nightstand. Naturally, she handles the situation as most ponies wouldn't, and brings it to her sister.

Reading by Wolf newman.

This story is a sequel to How's This For A Stinging Sensation?

Princess Celestia encounters a cockroach after making her breakfast. Naturally, she handles the situation like most ponies would.

Reading by Wolf newman.

Reading by LazerPewPew.

Reading by Lead Bread.

Reading by TheCaptainSand - Scarlett Blade.

Cover art also courtesy of Wolf newman.