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Rarity buys a rhinoceros to act as a guard pet for the Carousel Boutique.

It goes about as well as one would expect.

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7791845 Wait, that's a real thing?

That's awesome!

XD I love these stories!

7791866 Very glad you like 'em! :twilightsmile: It means the world to me!

The two ton mammal of back talking lifted its head and stuck its tongue out at the fashionista.

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“Oh, good afternoon, Apple-” Rarity's eyes widened as she came face to face with a large, brown colored muzzle. Warm air exited from the nostrils of the large animal as she slowly walked back, slowly tilting her head up to see her southern friend atop the massive creature.

“Whatcha think of my new hippopotamus?”

You know that now you'll have to write a sequel, right?

:raritycry: Spike! ICE CREAM NOW!
:moustache: where's ....
:raritydespair: NOW!

:rainbowlaugh: COOL NAME

:derpytongue2: Apple Jack? Cheese wants his hippo back...:pinkiegasp:

7791886 That's the plan! However, I wouldn't expect it soon. There are a few other stories I intend on writing before I get around to that one.

Why doesn't the rhino speak english? Zecora speaks english, and she's from Zebrica. Other than that plot hole, this was great!

7791955 I wanted the rhinoceros to act more like a wild animal (like the Timber Wolves) rather than a sentient being.

I'll acknowledge that that's no doubt really peculiar for Equestria (as you said, Zecora can speak English, as can the cows as seen in one of the episodes).

I hope that clears things up a little bit.

What an absolute gem this was! :rainbowlaugh:

Should I pm you the typos?

And keep the story ideas from that deranged part of your mind coming, we love them!:pinkiehappy:

7792198 Please, good sir!

7792203
I was gonna point em out anyway, but I wanted to know if I should put them in the comments or pm, since to asked me to pm on your other story. But pm it shall be! To typo destruction!:twilightangry2:

7792209 Oh, if you wish to comment next time, go ahead. I just asked last time since you'd commented several times before. :derpytongue2: Which, by the way, I apologize for doing. I feel it was a bit harsh on my part.

I might feel bad after this, but...

Big Mac into a pancake.

It's an apple pancake! Delicious!

Rarity's eye twitched violently. Her mane—once pristine and fabulous—was now a sight that would make even the mighty Tirek cower in fear.

Let me guess, Medusa?

7792235 Both comments got a chuckle out of me. :raritywink:

Typo collection complete, submitting targets to you now.

On a warm, Summer afternoon

Summer shouldn't be capitalized.

On a warm, Summer afternoon, Rarity stood in her boutique as she made a dress for a client. She hummed a nameless tune to herself as the pearl colored cotton was effortlessly stitched together.

That cotton is pearl-coloured.

stampedes it was a part of when in the wild walked over to the hard at work unicorn and attempted to nuzzle her.

She is a hard-at-work unicorn.

she screamed as she turned into the equine equivalent to Yellowstone.

Wouldn't that be the equine equivalent of Yellowstone?

Rarity fell backwards. “My… my… work…” Tears streamed down her face as thoughts of dozens upon dozens of hours of work filled her mine.

She has a mine? I thought she just did a little bit of digging for gemstones.

You ate my life's work you monster!”

Missing quotation.

Rarity sat up and glared angrily at the still feast rhino.

That is a still-feasting rhino.

arity's eyes widened as she came face to face with a large, brown colored muzzle.

That is a large, brown-coloured muzzle.

And if you want, I can also link a website on the hyphen thing.

7792321 I'd greatly appreciate it!

Oh my goodness this was adorably hilarious and ridiculous. Adorable in Rarity just being Rarity and the the narrative about the rhino was just hilarious.

7796538 I'm extremely happy you enjoyed it! I hope that—whenever I get around to the sequel—you enjoy it! :twilightsmile:

7791845 Leopard-Dash? WRITE IT THIS INSTANT!!!!


(I'm joking if you didn't figure it out, you don't actually have to write this... I just really like leopards)

7806960 *grabs pitchfork*

You don't need to tell me twice!

*stares at pitchfork* Where did I even get this?

:pinkiesmile: I keep pitchforks stashed all over Ponyville. In case of pitchfork emergencies.

Ah. Good. ONWARD!!

7808034 How about...

Spring?

7808039 *bounces up and down on bouncy spring*

What kind of spring?

:rainbowwild: Oh Aqua Drops! You are so random!

Hey! It's a good thing!

Wait, is the name of that emoji Rainbow wild? THATS PERFECT.

Leopard-Dash onward!

Good work on this chapter.

If rhinoceros' could talk, Rhinestone would say things that would make a seasoned sailor look like Flurry Heart.

:rainbowhuh:

7977890 Metaphor. Rhinestone would be ridiculously foul-mouthed.

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