This special edition of COPS is written on location with the stallions and mares of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Tartarus. A burning plane of existence made to punish the damned and evil. And ruling over this pit of hellfire is Hades, Lord of the Dead and God of the Underworld. And while torturing souls and abusing his two minions Pain and Panic are always good fun, he's grown bored. With his plans to rule Olympus and destroy Hercules down the tube, he needs a new aspiration in his un-life. And since he needs to buy some groceries, Ponyville seems like the perfect place to go shopping. And maybe make an ally or two for his newest plan to take over Olympus. If he doesn't burn them all to a crisp and steal their souls first.

Two months have passed since House faked his death to avoid prison and spend time with his best friend, Wilson. Together they have traveled the United States doing whatever it is Wilson wishes to do before he dies from terminal cancer.

The most recent decision was to go to Trentville, a small town with little to offer the pair, apart from an unbeatable drinking challenge.

After successfully completing the challenge House and Wilson pass out in an an alleyway behind the pub, only to wake up in rather different land.

How will House cope in a land that is filled with ideas he believes to be moronic, where kindness and friendship roam free. More importantly, how will Equestria cope with House's cold, hard, cynical logic? Also how will Wilson cope living in a land filled with ideals he has tried to convince House of his whole life?

Princess Celestia is losing control of her political power. The system is slowly crumbling due to the inverse relationship between harmony and "freedom". With the invitation of television sets, the internet, and instant coffee machines, "freedom" becomes the preferred theme of the Celestian empire as opposed to harmony.

With no other options (or perhaps due to a stroke of genius), Princess Celestia brings a self proclaimed expert on "freedom" to Equestria along with his entire family to create a new show with familiar roots: The Coltbert Report.

How will his family handle the new Equestrian life? Will Stephen Coltbert be able to return harmony to the land with his mixture of satire and wit? Only time and hundreds of episodes will tell.

Join Stephen Coltbert as he provides the conservative viewpoint on Equestria so that you don't have to.

Cover art by Stinkehund.

Featured on Equestria Daily: 1/16/2013

Stephen has a nice chat with the Princess

Long ago, Celestia created the Spanish Inquisition and put three strange stallions in charge for unknown reasons. While Twilight goes to question her mentor about this, Spike, Rarity, Applejack, and Granny Smith all have encounters with these three zealots. They didn't expect them at all, and they are all very confused.

Ponified Version of Monty Python's Flying Circus Sketch "The Spanish Inquisition." If you've never seen it, shame on you, and here's a link: Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition
Hope you all enjoy. If not, I blame it on being my first story.

In order to contact Princess Twilight Sparkle of Canterlot High's new students, The Dazzlings, Sunset Shimmer reveals to her friends, a magical item that is capable of sending written messages between the two worlds. Pinkie Pie had always wanted to have a pen pal, and what better person to talk to than your(other worldly)self? Of course, as usual with anything Pinkie Pie does, shenanigans ensue.

This story is a sequel to Obama Goes to Equestria

Equestria was shaken by the most violent crime in its history. No one was expecting it. The inhabitants of a small castle next to a quiet village were brutally massacred, and anyone trying to investigate disappeared afterwards. Not willing to lose any more lives, Equestria and the Griffon Kingdom opened the investigation to volunteers as a high-risk mission. One person accepted. Shining Wings, a griffon.

Armed only with a cryptic warning from the last investigators, "lavender alicorn," he sets out to find the truth.

Originally written for Equestria Daily's Flash Fiction Event.

Takes place after Obama Goes to Equestria. (More details here)

This story is a sequel to The Doctor Screws Up Equestria

After a publicity stunt gone horribly wrong, everyone's favorite president to argue about appears in Equestria. At first, it looks happy and idyllic, but it doesn't take long for Obama to uncover evidence of rampant corruption, lies, and sex crimes. Concluding that all these problems stem from the monarchy, he solemnly vows to overthrow Celestia and free Equestria from her iron hoof. But just how deep will he have to venture into the depravity of Ponyville to get there?

Find out in… Obama Goes to Equestria!

This story is a sequel to Abandoned by Pinkie

Note: It is strongly suggested that you read my fic Abandoned by Pinkie before reading this story.

Caramel has decided to investigate the rumor of some episodes belonging to the show The World of Pinkie, by the Cheesy Pie Corporation that seem to be rather controversial.

Did the company actually make them or is something darker responsible for these videos? Sometimes things are best left... hidden.

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This story while taking place in the Abandoned by Pinkie universe is also very loosely inspired by the following creepypastas:

-Squidward's Suicide
-Max and Ruby 0004
-Candle Cove

And SCP-993.

Constructive Feedback, Editing and Proofreading:
-Thunderbolt Sentinel
-TheDizzyDan

You both are awesome!

This story also features Thunderbolt Sentinel's OC: Shifting Winds.

I made the image using GIMP.