Slam The door to the police station shut behind him and Wilson was left alone on the top of a set of steps leading down to what appeared to a very busy street. Everywhere he looked there were ponies involved in different activities. From ponies standing at the side and chatting to each other - to others eating lunch in nearby cafe's or shopping at the market.
He hadn't noticed it earlier - he was to busy laughing in a drunken state - but this must be a very large capital city. He knew it had a royal castle - and apparently - Princesses, but he didn't know it was this big. Being at the top of the stair case, he could see across the rooftops of the nearby buildings. The roofs seemed to go on for as far as he could see.
Sighing, he began the walk down the stairs. Unfortunately his four legged walking skills weren't exactly up to scratch yet and he soon went flying down the stairs. His head bouncing on every other step as he went, and he landed with a painful crunch at the bottom.
"Oh my gosh, are you ok mister?"
Groaning, he looked up to see a small orange filly with purple mane and tail standing before him. The mark of concern in her voice in opposition to the smile on her face.
"Wow, now that's what ah call a fall."
A second filly joined the first, this one had a coat of yellow and a mane of red. She was followed by a third filly, this one of white with a two tone mane. They were accompanied with a orange mare.
"Now now you two, leave this fella' alone. I'm sure the last thing he needs after a rough tumble like that is to see you two crowding him."
The mare, clearly the leader of the group, offered a hoof to Wilson who willingly accepted it.
"Thank you miss?"
"Applejack. And it's no problem, pleased to be of service. You alright?"
"Yeh, I'm good thanks. Just a little unsteady on my fee-hooves at the moment."
"Don't you worry yourself none, we all get a little unsteady on your hooves sometimes, if you catch my drift." She gave Wilson a sly wink, "Anyway, I would love to stay an' talk, but I got a lot of shopping to be doing."
"Er, right then well thanks again for the... hoof."
"Don't mention, just make sure you keep yourself safe."
"I aim to."
With that, Applejack tipped her hat and walked off, the fillies standing gawping at Wilson before reluctantly following her and leaving Wilson on his own at the bottom of the steps. He looked around at the thronging crowd and it seemed that no one else paid the fall and subsequent exchange any notice. Almost as if this was a regular occurrence. But then again as far as Wilson was concerned it could well be.
Sighing Wilson wondered what to do next, if someone had noticed it might have helped him struck up a conversation and maybe get some help. As it was, he was alone, stuck in a foreign world as a pony. What was he to do?
He gazed again across the crowd that filled the busy market space. Maybe he try and talk to some have them or he could listen in and at least try to find out some more snippets of information about this place.
"It's not much of a plan, but it's a start."
Carefully, he started placing one hoof in front of the other and slowly walked into market. As he walked he was completely unaware of the three small sets of eyes staring at him from behind a nearby cart.
"Hey, Scootaloo, did ah see what ah thought ah saw?"
"I don't know Applebloom, depends what you thought you saw."
"Ah don't think he had a cutie mark."
"I think you're right. I don't remember seeing anything."
"But Cheerilee said everypony gets their cutie mark. If this guy doesn't have one, does that mean we might not get ours?!"
"I don't know Sweetie, but I reckon we can find out?"
"How?"
"Easy, we follow him and try to find out as much about him as we can, maybe we will get a chance to ask him some questions."
"But what about my sister?"
"Oh you worry too much, Applebloom, we're in Canterlot. What exactly can happen to us? There are royal guards everywhere."
"Ah don't know, Applejack, can get a bit angry."
"Scootaloo's right, what's there to worry about? Unless you're chicken?"
"Sweetie, of course ahm not, we all know that Scootaloo's the chicken."
"Hey!"
"Shh. Look, he's walking away, we need to follow quickly."
"Alright, but you owe me an apology later."
With that, the three fillies quickly looked at each other before quickly screaming, "Cutie Mark Crusaders Super Spy Followers, Yay!" and quickly following after the strange stallion.
A large cackling laugh echoed around the white void that was the in-between of Earth and Equestria. The facial features owner of the laugh, a large twisted creature of chaos known as a Draconicus, were twisted in an expression that was a mixture between smug and absolute bliss.
"Oh, I can't believe how much fun this is. Well actually, I can. After all, this was my plan." The draconicus paused his mixture of hysterical laughter and chatting just long enough to wipe tears from his eyes. "The looks on their faces, so confused with what was happening. It fills me with such glee, such perfect chaos."
"You know we're right here, Discord, there's no need to refer to us in the third person." The voice was strangely high pitched for the entity that spoke it. This second voice came from a bright pink stallion, a frown highlighted his face and his eyes were drawn tight making almost impossible to see them. There was just enough of his eyes showing to tell that one was a shocking shade of yellow or gold while the other was silver.
"Yeh, you do this every time." A third voice joined the conversation. This time it was a rather deep and booming voice, belonging to a Manticore with a hat perched on top of his head. "Why can't you just be more gracious in victory."
This outburst from his two companions caused Discord to laugh harder.
"Victory? You believe this is victory?" He indicated with his arms to the void around them. "I hardly call this small amount of chaos a victory. After all, we're still stuck here."
"Stuck here? Of course we're stuck here." Said the pink stallion. "Winning a game of cards is hardly going to change that circumstance. A circumstance which may I remind you is all your fault."
"Yeh," agreed the manticore, throwing down his cards in disgust. "You get us trapped here with you, and when you got out for a stretch you didn't even try to get us out. And what's worse is that you make us play endless games of cards and act so immature when you win. Of course you win, you're a bloody demigod."
Despite the verbal assault, Discord smiled broadly and held out his arms. "Fluffles, Timmy, why do you have to get all worked up? I'm sorry I didn't release you when I managed to escape this place, but there is a perfectly valid explanation. It's simply I was sent here by the elements and you weren't"
"So..?" asked the stallion.
"So... When the connection between the elements and Celestia weakened, I was able to escape. You guys however, were bound directly by the princess herself, no elements involved. Because of that, I would need to get rid of her to help you guys escape. And I don't do killing."
"Makes sense," said the Manticore. "But it was still your fault we got stuck here."
"Really, Timmy? My fault? May I remind you that it was you who approached me to ask for a way to become more intelligent and civilized. I gave it to you in the form of that hat on the condition you became one of my 'assistants'. You're the one who agreed."
"And me?" The pink stallion glared at him. "I definitely didn't agree to be your 'assistant'."
"Of course you did, Fluffles. At least according to the law of the land at the time."
"According to the laws of the land? My father lost me to you in a poker game when I was two years old!"
"And at that age, your Dad had legal ability to make your choices for you. Since he chose to give you to my service, you also chose to serve me. Besides, you weren't complaining when I was in charge."
"Of course I wasn't complaining when you were in charge, we lived in a Celestia damn palace and lived off chocolate milk."
"Right then, so you can stop... You can stop..." He opened his mouth to try and speak a third time but something made him stop.
Fluffles and Timmy stood staring at Discord as he stroked his beard as if he was thinking about something. Suddenly his expression changed from thought into a cheeky smile as he clapped his hands together.
"I have a feeling there is something exciting to watch on the television."
As his companions opened their mouths to ask what a television set was, a remote control appeared in his claw and a large, black, widescreen television popped into existence in view of all three. The two of them were baffled by this contraption, wondering what it's purpose was when Discord fiddle with the remote and the screen sparked into life.
The scene being played out on the screen captivated all of them and soon caused Discord to burst our in laughter. All three of them watched as a strange bi-pedal creature woke up next to Discord's statue and moved out into the grounds. They continued to watch, and Discord found it particularly funny when this strange creature tried to ride Celestia like some common mule.
"Oh, this is absolutely priceless," said Discord as he pressed replay and watched the scene over and over again. "Whoever is behind this is a pure genius, I'd tip my cap to them if I had one."
"You mean you're not behind this?"
"Sadly, no, Fluffles. But I can appreciate greatness when I see it. Hmm, I wonder who could have possibly pulled something like this off."
As Discord fell into thought, they continued to watch over and over again as the creature tried to ride on the princess' back. Spending particular focus towards the look of annoyance on that really boring student of hers.
House was sitting in a chair when the guards came to get him later that afternoon. He was halfway through what was the first of the Daring Do books when there was a sharp knocking on the cell's door and it subsequently opened.
"Ah, are you here for my dinner order? I would ask for a steak but I think it would be hard to acquire one here. So, how about a four cheese omlette?"
Inside the doorway were three unamused guards, two of which quickly moved over and roughly grabbed him by the arms while the other stood in the doorway in case he tried something silly.
"Twilight Sparkle will see you now."
"Ok, so you're not the waiting staff. Alright, well if you're not going to feed me can you at least tell me if I'm suitably dressed for this interview?"
"Oh you're dressed fine." Said the guard holding him on his left.
"Although you might want some glasses." Said the one on his right.
"I know she's the princess' student, but she can't be that 'bright' can she?"
"Oh it's not for her, but for where you're probably going to be going."
"Why, where will I be going?"
"You'll see. Lets just say, it'll be positively Radiating."
"Yeh, if things go like we hope it will be solar so long."
With that, all three guards erupted into laughter which slightly nerved House.
"Solar? Radiating? They couldn't possibly mean? No of course not."
Sort and sweet.
I like it.
Currently reading it, but you might want to check the part where Wilson meets what I'm presuming to be the CMC. You have Sweetie Belle's colors wrong (she does not have a yellow coat and white mane, also a typo on mane as it says "mare") and you have Applebloom introducing herself as Applejack.
EDIT: Okay, reading the full passage, I see it's supposed to be Applejack with the CMC. However, you only say three fillies approach Wilson and make no mention of Applejack until she's speaking, which due to the accent style makes it look like Applebloom is speaking instead. You might want to make a small change to clarify the difference.
The rest is good, if a bit short.
Well, it looks House it getting a fever. Cause he is beginning to feel very hot. And House always felt that he was above other people. Guess House is going be be starstruck!
At least, I hope that those puns at the end suggest what I think they suggest...
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The yellow mare is Applejack, the one with coat of white is Sweetie Belle.
1700485
Okay, I guess you made a slight edit already or something, as it reads much clearer now (or maybe it was that way from the start, I dunno, I just woke up and noticed this updated lol). I'd still say Applejack should be given as an orange mare, since that is her main body color and would be more noticeable than her mane color.
Keep up the awesome! becuse you are awesome!
Applejack is orange...
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updated
1700531
You're welcome to check out the new fic I uploaded this morning :D
Alright, this looks like it may have been posted without an editor. Words like Draconequus are misspelt, the opening paragraph feels clunky, Applejack is yellow for some reason and you can't decide if Fluffles is a Manticore or a Chimera.
There could be plenty more errors later on, but I had to stop reading there. It was getting a bit painful.
If you send House to the sun I will take a shit in your pillows and piss on your floor... no I don't know who you are, but I will find you, your house, and your pillows and I will fuck up you day.
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You really think I would set it up just to send him to the sun?
1700565
I understand, I've been waiting for my editor for a while, but he's been kept busy moving and work and I couldn't wait much longer to get this out. Thanks for the point about the maticore/chimera
1700570 no, I'm just warning you
1700573
It's a house fic, so if he is about to be sent to the sun, you a mysterious illness will come in and save the day.
1700565 Isn't Fluffles the stallion, and Timmy the Manticore
1700578
That is correct, Fluffles is the pony. Timmy the manticore
1700578
Honestly? I have no clue.
1700576 True, true, very true I concede that point
1700583 Okay good, because by Discord logic that actually makes more sense
1700585
The problem is what disease, do I make one up, but then House can't really solve it, or do I do a real one which risks me looking like a massive idiot?
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That's the point, they are meant to be "Discorded" in the way shown in the show, IE changed but more for funny than evil purposes.
1700594 yep, that sounds like Discord
doctor hause...and ponies....DAMN YOU now i have to watch all 4 season of doctor house i have yet to watch ....can t resist ponies
1700593 Choose a real one, and then do a shit ton of research on it before adding it in... OH and make sure House has a way to make fun of Twilight for being stupider than Taub and Foreman combined ... even though she isn't
OhmigoshOmigoshOmigoshOmigoshOmigosh!! House! And Ponies! Can you say BEST DAY EVER?! Why haven't I seen this sooner?!
Hmmmm, your quality seems to be slipping a bit old chum. I still like it but its not as good as the other chapters, more errors, or so it seems from what I remember.
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No editing is the problem, this chapter will get the run over when he's available again and the next chapter will have it before I upload.
I need to correct this. It's might have, should have, could have. The of you're thinking of is because of the contraction could've and such.
I am not going to stall with obvious compliments that I can think of, when the fuck is the next update . This is too good.
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only updated it today, if you want to read more of my stuff you might like my new zombie pony fic.
Wish these were a bit longer but I'm still very pleased. Can't wait for the next update.
1700850
Sorry about that, but with Uni, if they were longer, they would never come out. :D
1700827
I just noticed that. I hate it when I find an epic fic but it is still incomplete, I get into a story, I need to be told to eat. And I don't want to read a zombie fic, the subconscious bonds made to the ponies we have breathed life into would make me sad when I read of their being eaten alive. I don't want to read of my favorite ponies being munched on!
1700871
That's understandable. But I never said the mane 6 are dead :D
MOAR!
I mean if its alright...
1700952
I'll be working on it between revision for exams. If you want to read more of my stuff, you can check my OC HiE or my new Zombie pony fic out :D
1700972 Sounds like a plan
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don't forget to let me know what you think :D
Isnt house as cocky as discord
oh and maybe house is discord but a doctor instead
1700995You can count on it man lol
1700879
In the fandom, we stick to the canon for the mane six more often than not, the background ponies are the ones we have breathed life into. We have all provided lives for each and every character with complex lives and relationships, no matter how small the snippet of action they do. The mane six are in my favorite onies, but I love the background and minor ponies that we all give life. I like Trixie best, since if you think for any time whatsoever, you feel sorry for her. Look at my comments on The Rate Is Too Darn High! to get why.
1701050
Trixie features in my HiE quite highly. But I understand where you're coming from, a zombie pony fic wont be for everyone.
1700727
KK
TO THE MOO-SUN!
HOUSE AND PONIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? 1030216 aww yeah!!!
lol>>1030542
1700593 The problem is, House's brilliant deduction is based on his extensive knowledge of human health issues. His experience with non-human patients, on the other hand, is limited to... one rat I think? To be a genius we all know, he would have to learn everything from the ground up.
On the other hand, since his leg doesn't hurt here, he might be less of a jerk. (there was an episode where he managed to find a more effective alternative to vicodin and mellowed out but came back to his old ways when it turned out he was no longer cold enough to get the job done.)
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It was methadone, or drone and he nearly died cus his heart stopped while he was asleep.
Also, his leg may not hurt. But he's away from all his lovely stuff. And the ponies may cause him enough pain.
*fistpump*
Yes! An update!!
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