For thousands of years, the moon has waged endless war on innocent beaches. Every day the tides wash away countless sand castles, crushing the dreams of foals all across Equestria. Somepony needs to stop the moon's heinous crimes—and, at last, it looks like somepony will.

After her sand palace is washed away by the ocean, Dinky Hooves takes it upon herself to do something that should have been done centuries ago: destroy the moon.

Now with a reading by Teksune Studios!

Originally written for the Writeoff Association's February Contest, "Look, I Can Explain..."
Thanks to Foehn, Quill Scratch, Murmurpunk, Horizon, and Oroboro for helping out in various ways.
Dinky vector by ZuTheSkunk. Silhouetted Luna vector by NightFlyer22. Moon photo by NASA.

*New edited version by Night_Shadow12.*

Cheerilee has a plan to control overcrowding in detention and sooner than later, students from different ages start to disappear in the kitchen... but what comes in, should come out, right?

Right...?

Written before 'Crusaders of the Lost Mark.'

Warning: contains gore and cannibalism

I suppose, if anything, I find it best to leave behind a good record of everything that I've done. With this journal here, that I can talk to, and it records my own voice as written word, I figure why not? My name is Azure Skies, and I was once part of the Canterlot Guard. After my term, I moved to Ponyville. Which, to my surprise, this town might as well be disaster central with the amount of insanity I've already encountered.
Makes one wonder, how much chaos can take place in one town in Equestria?

Once upon a time, in a forest far, far away, there lived a pony named Macaroni. He had six sons, one dragon, three cats, eighteen fish, seven chickens, and one daughter. They lived in a broken old castle which rested in the center of their woodland home. It was a beautiful place with lots of flowers, trees, animals, and streams; everyone was very happy, except for Macaroni's daughter, Rainy Daze.
She, like her mother before her, had been born a unicorn. This meant that unlike her father and brothers, Rainy had a magical horn sprouting from her forehead. Having magical powers made Rainy feel special, but it also caused her a lot of pain because she had no idea how to control the power that she had.

You personally don't believe in Valentine's Day. Thinking the real reason it exists is to increase the profit of card and flower companies. To you, the holiday is meaningless. Many would say you're just sour you have nobody to spend it with. But that's not the case. No, no, you have a valid reason as to why you dislike Valentines Day. But your perception of the romantic day is changed when you (quite literally) bump into a ditzy classmate.

*Yeah it's a day late, oh well. Hope you enjoy it nevertheless.

After moving to Ponyville, you met a celebrity known for her speed and for being a members of the council of friendship. You and her get along fine, she's your boss at work since you do weather stuff, and as of a week ago you and her have become close friends. She's invited you to her house. Why? The better question is why care, you're going to be in THE Rainbow Dash's house. Man, what could possibly go wrong?

Well, only one thing. You may not have noticed, but she's making moves on you. You, not being the brightest of bulbs, don't really get it, but Rainbow is stubborn, and she isn't going to give up after one try. So after inviting you to her house, something's bound to go wrong.

Twilight Sparkle sees the love of her life disappear because of one of her friends.

Soon, her mind grows confused and her sanity level goes down... lower... and lower... and lower...

The wind was blowing around Scootaloo.
She could feel the ground getting closer.

She looks up one last time at her sister with tears in her eyes.
Look Rainbow... I can fly...

Queen Chrysalis decides to pay Fluttershy a visit.

Sweetie Belle and Button Mash are transported to Minecraft.
And it's not that fun anymore...

Especially when you could really die.
Especially when you have to kill to survive.
Especially when you have to protect the one you love...