Ridiculous crossovers are magic · 1:13am
Okay, maybe three people here are going to appreciate this, but I saw it offsite and have to signal-boost it to my pony peeps (which is you folks; FIMFic is my only real MLP haunt).
The result is "Infosec Princess Luna", @ShiftOnSecurity, which is right smack in the middle of that perfect sweet spot of hardcore technological nerdery and … well, My Little Pony. Sample one-liners:
Met a unicorn today who STILL has not patched #HeartBleed. At this point I am simply impressed that she has not perished of exsanguination.
"Luna," you ask, "how were you able to escape from the moon?" Until my return, the Elements of Harmony's banishment key was only 56-bit DES.