Twilight knows that Rarity is a hopeless romantic, experienced through countless romance novels.
Twilight knows that Rarity has had some bad experiences with romance and courtship.
Twilight knows that Rarity still dreams of somepony to properly sweep her off her hooves.
Twilight has no idea how Rarity keeps missing the hints she keeps dropping.

Written for Monochromatic's Raritwi contest.

Cover art generously offered to all contestants and provided by the skilled Multiversecruise.

Top of the Feature Box on 05/05/17 and then for 72 hours straight: A huge thanks to everyone who liked or commented on this story.

Applejack's friends love her very much, which is why they must do the most painful thing imaginable:

Make her shut up about apples.

Ponyville's new 'code enforcement professional' has got it into her thick, monotonous head that Fluttershy has too great a density of pet animals, and she's set out to rectify that situation.

Twilight, though, has a problem with this, and she'll have to use her full authority as an alicorn princess to put a stop to it.

Audio reading by Crafty Arts | Dramatic reading by DRWolf

Other stories based on this story:
Six to Eight Weeks Unnecessary
Five to Seven Weeks Detention

Twilight Sparkle is replaced by a firetruck.

I'm never writing another story.

Seriously, this is it.

When the Bearers race forth from Ponyville on an official mission, somepony has to take over on their day jobs. For Fluttershy, that's usually Snowflake.

But he's not available right now, so today, it's going to be a Sherman tank.

Don't worry. I'm sure nopony will ever notice the difference.

(Inspired by this story. Rated MC for MetaCrack.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

And here's a reading!

This story is a sequel to A Generic Story 2: Trope Hard

Generic the red and black alicorn OC goes on a journey to discover his changeling heritage while simultaneously discovering he's the seventh element of harmony while simultaneously killing zombies while simultaneously trying to stop his arch nemesis while simultaneously pleasuring every member of the mane 6 while simultaneously remaining completely original.

Take nothing seriously.

This story is a sequel to A Generic Story

This is obviously a sequel to A Generic Story, but this makes so little sense anyway, you don't have to read the first.

Generic the black and red alicorn OC lives a wonderful life! He's married to all the mane 6, Celestia's his lover, and he's better at magic than EVERYPONY! But when he finds out his evil twin brother Antagonist is alive, he must use all his generic powers to stop him!

For the love of Celestia, PLEASE don't take this story seriously. It is comedic. Purely. Comedic. Not necessarily a trollfic, but more of a satire.

It was an average morning in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the changeling was swimming in the pool.... wait what?

This story is written by me and Limescale.
You can find his page here
Front page at 1/21/2017. Thanks guys for making it possible!

As of 11/27/2023, the story now has an audio reading. Check it out! https://youtu.be/iYjTMNmnfSk

Sunset hesitantly lets a very enthusiastic Princess Twilight take her new cellphone through the mirror, so that Twilight can study it in Equestria.
It does not work. At all.

*Featured 1/5-1/8*
Thanks, everypony!

Twilight Sparkle and friends spend a peaceful evening together playing cards.

That is until their future selves decide to show up to stop them all from ruining their lives.