Applejack's friends love her very much, which is why they must do the most painful thing imaginable:
Make her shut up about apples.
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I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
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What is wrong with me.
4359704
Lots of things, why do you ask?
4359704
Not enough apples in your diet!
she'll be back.
she always comes back.
Huh. While I do love stories about ponies being eldritch abominations, I think this may be the first time I've seen Applejack as a destroyer of sanity. Neat! My only regret is that I don't speak Applenese, and thus missed the symbolic nuances of the Apple Song.
In any case, thank you for a brief but appletastic tale.
4359704
Clearly, you need to write more stories about apples.
Green or red, that likes bar is all apples to me.
By the way, about what I said earlier about all your stories being like episodes of the show...
this irrefutably confirms it
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..........what did i just...............
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Apples.
So, in other words, just another average day in the life of an Applejack fan.
Seriously, writers. Isn't there more you can do with her character?
Backs away slowly............
4359850
You can't escape the apples.
Thank you!
All Applejack does is obsess about apples.
Give it. A fucking. Rest.
There's loving what you do, and then being like "To Love a Patty." And yes, I can see Applejack courting a sack of apples.
This is not Applejack. This... Is... JAPPLEACK!
Not enough apples.
Well...
I just...
Huh. Okay then. You made me laugh, bravo.
BUY SOME APPLES
Apples are love.
Apples are life.
4361077
no
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BUY SOME APPLES!
4359704
Apples apples apples Applejack apples Big Macintosh Apples apples APPles AppLES Apples Applebloom Apples apples apples apples Granny Smith.
Wait, lemme try again: I think you might've been hit in the head with a bag of delicious apples.
This story is silly, I approve.
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This was hilarious.
"The other five Elements of Harmony,
plus Celestia, Luna, Cadence and
Shining Armor, were sitting on stool"
they were all sitting on poo?
4359704 You've gone insane, that's what.
This was quite the story. Here's my short review on it >>> Link To Review
What the fuck?
Seriously, What the fuck is this? 
You should hear the whole family when they sing the Apple song at the reunion.
Picture a gospel choir singing the hymn that is "apple"
epplus
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This story needs no other reason.
4359910 I think you just set up the story for a bad fanfiction...
4359741
Just ignore everything apart from the dun dun dun :3
4363763 Maybe a decent troll-fic, but hell, I ain't writing that.
Needs more apples.
Wow....... Ummm...... WTF did I just read.
4364364
I rightly don't know.
4364413
Lol....... It was very funny though.
Me: *stumbles into the hospital*
Nurse: Oh, goodness, not another one!
Doctor: It's another case of Apple-
Me: *puts a hoof over his mouth* Don't-. Even-. Say-.That-. Word.
Doctor: What word? Apple-itis?
Me: *dies of too much apple*
Good story, but it needs more apples.
4363931 Most definitely a troll-fic... Off to the inter-nettings to check if somebody has had that idea!
What did I just read
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I can totally see a FiW episode of this
Just in case you didn't get enough.
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4363779
Even apples would go, "bitch STFU about apples."
4359704 I don't know man, but it seems pretty bad. You really should have someone arrange an intervention.
dafuq i just read?
Well, that was... something. Mixed feelings on this one: very funny in parts, and I find the whole concept deeply amusing anyway. On the downside, Fluttershy saying "fuck" hasn't been funny in years, and later on the fic becomes so ridiculous that the actual humour gets a bit overwhelmed. I liked it enough to upvote it, just with a few reservations.
This fic started with the idea of "Applejack's apple obsession kills everyone" and kind of grew from there.
The lyrics were solely so you could hit 1337 words on the dot, right?
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I'VE BEEN HAD