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Salted Pingas


I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

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This story is a sequel to Put that crown back where it came from


You all asked for it. The reign of the mighty Leaf With Googly Eyes has arrived in Equestria as best villain, and total conquest seems a forgone conclusion.

That, or Celestia really doesn't want to work today.

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Celestia and Luna announce their retirement and their plans to turn the throne and power over Equestria to the mane 6. Unfortunately, this is the last straw for Twilight, and she goes off on a rant about why this isn't a good idea.

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Shining and Cadance aren't sure if Flurry Heart is immortal. They decide to test it.

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This story is a sequel to The Midas Boop


There are many things Kepler was known for: mathematician, astronomer, and a great man. Calm, however, was not one of them. Especially when his life's work decided to do a barrel roll.

There are many things Celestia was known for: calm, regal, and caring. Also, for the few close to her, mischievous. Kepler was not one of them.


Any kind of criticism sophisticated, highly intellectual insults are welcome.

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It's official. Twilight Sparkle is dead.

Better luck next time, I guess.

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This story is a sequel to Fallout Equestria: The Daily Unlife


It has been over a year since Lemon Frisk first dove into the ruins of Whinnyapolis and decided to call them his home. In fact, it has been exactly one year since he spent his first Hearts and Hooves day with Misty Cloud there, and was forced to realize that despite everything, the day still made him feel miserable.

So this year, he won't spend Hearts and Hooves day with Misty. He'll spend it with someone he should've visited a long time ago.

Written for the Fallout: Equestria group's collab of February 2016... which more or less means it can be read as stand-alone story :raritywink:

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This story is a sequel to Upheaval: Reckoning


Equestria's fragments have reunited, and the power of sunlight shines once more within Celestia. With the remnants of the Old Kingdom destroyed, the Abyssal Throne sent away, the threat of Gravitas defeated, and Black Rose no more, Equestria now faces the encroaching darkness of Oceanus and his rebels.

But the stage is not yet fully set. Twilight Sparkle and her friends must gather what means they may before the battle is joined.


Cover art provided by Captain Nibbles

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Rainbow Dash flies east.

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Look, I heard you the first time! Yeesh, I wish you'd stop staring at me, as if you're reading my thoughts. 'Cuz if you could, then you'd know that while this is the first thing I'd want to do, it's also the last! I mean, horseapples, things would be a heck of a lot easier if I'd known ahead of time that Twilight and the rest of the girls had only packed three sleeping bags instead of six for this mountain hike! For realsies, if you had any friggin' clue how many restless nights I've spent thinking about you, fantasizing situations like this, then you'd know... you would freaking know how impossible it is for me to actually... sh-share a sleeping bag with my totally not-sexy-in-any-way best friend... (*ULP*) ... overnight... s-so that we could keep our bodies warm in the cold, cold forest. Grnnnng! Alright... alright! I'll do it! Of c-course I'll do it! I'm awesome! I'm not afraid of anything! Okay... I can do this... I can totally do this... I can... I can... I-I...

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