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This is amazing and terrifying at the same time
In other words, the power of BOOP :derpytongue2:

I suppose you came from different mythology?

This really bothers me. "Mythology" is an extinct belief system. For Midas, it's a religion. Heck, for him, it's outright fact. There's also the issue of him using "Greek," a term largely invented by the Romans, but that's a different matter.

It was only after they went inside that Midas remembered that tea hadn’t been invented yet, so he instead offered wine for their little chatter.

After all, perfect historical accuracy would ruin the joke. :derpytongue2:

“It was a beautiful paradise,” Celestia answered. “Ponies there lived in peace and harmony.”

The past tense here is more than a little worrying.

Luna as a deicidal assassin is equal parts concerning and entirely believable.

We’re at war with that Alexander the Great guy, and they’re also at war with some country called America.

I didn't realize this was a Civilization crossover.

Wasn't expecting the continuity with your other stories, but this was delightful from start to finish. Thank you for it.

Yes to everything about this.

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That use of past tense was me forgetting how to English. Thanks for the heads up!

Can you send him to boop Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un, and Vladimir Putin? Because that would be fabulous.

"War is bad but divine genocide and mind-rape is great"
Are we sure it's not Chrysalis in disguise?

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Huh. :D

You should also introduce an education system if you truly want your ponies to stay awake all night.”

Truer words were never spoken.

Comment posted by Miskr deleted Jul 19th, 2023

It was only after they went inside that Midas remembered that tea hadn’t been invented yet, so he instead offered wine for their little chatter.

Tea was invented in 2737 BC (some chinese emperor had it written down). The ancient Greeks started not not-existing around 2700 BC. King Midas lived around 700 BC so tea was absolutely invented in this time. It just wasn't in Europe yet.

Princess Celestia politely declined, as she hadn’t known what alcohol was, and found the smell unsettling, then fished out two pockets of tea from her ever-flowing mane.

Princess Celestia would absolutely know what alcohol is because of cider.
Ps: You can't call cider cider if it doesn't have alcohol in many places in Europe.

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