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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Tax season is almost over, and Pinkie hasn't paid hers yet.

Thanks to 6-D Pegasus for proofreading.

Entry into A Thousand Words Contest II.

Translated into Chinese by keezwus, available here.

Now with two readings, one done by StraightToThePointStudio, and one done by Pony&Wolf Productions.

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The power exchange between Twilight and the sisters is about to be completed. Then, thanks to an ancient proclamation, things hit a snag. How will Twilight feel about this intrusion on her non-existent love life?

Chances are, not very good.

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Applejack and Apple Bloom desperately want to get back to the farmhouse, but Winona won't be budged where she lays. What reason could this normally obedient dog have to be so... disobedient?

The answer may surprise you. Or not, if you've skipped to the end already. Talk about impatient.

Featured! Thanks to everyone who read it. :scootangel:

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All her life she wanted children, now that she’s finally given what she desired for so long she’s never letting go of him and though they may not interact much in the public eye, they love each other with all their heart and will get through anything life throws at them. As mother and son.


Chapters are not connected unless otherwise specified, the romance tag is for both Spike and Celestia being involved with other creatures but each other, naturally. No Spike/Rarity and Celestia/Twilight, so don’t even ask but I’m willing to pair Celestia and Spike with anyone else, even their own genders.

Enjoy.

Very special thank you to my editor SpikeSupreme13, I have no idea what he did but I trust him, you're awesome brother.

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Scootaloo is out alone one night and is saddened by some passed taunts and jabs made to her in the past, especially regarding her inability to fly, and even more current events and taunts from a certain former bully. Can Diamond Tiara try and heal Scootaloo’s pain, even if she may be the last pony she wants to see? What happens when this former bully becomes an unlikely source of comfort?

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After being a bully for so long, even gaining back the respect of her peers didn't make Diamond Tiara feel like she deserved their kindness. Especially when one of those classmates was the only pony she could have ever called "friend". She betrayed her one and only friend, and doesn't think she's worthy to go back to her. Maybe a newer friend can convince her otherwise.

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For Sale: One (1) Wagon
Good condition; single owner; well cared for.

For inquires, contact:
Trixie Lulamoon, The Great and Powerful
Castle of Friendship
Ponyville


Featured 8/12/2021 - 8/15/2021!

Now with a Russian translation by NovemberDragon!

And also readings by Rainbow Infinity and StraightToThePointStudio!

Listed in Equestria Daily's 21 of the Best Trixie Fanfics for Trixie Day on 10/31/2021!

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After Cozy Glow was sent to Tartarus and the magic was returned to Equestria, Twilight and the school staff still had a matter to discuss with the rest of the students. All of the students were gathered to the main hall of the school to find out what their head mare had to say. Little did the students knew, it was mainly about them.

Suggestion of this story was given by BezierBallad

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When the cutie map calls for Luster Dawn after being dormant for a long time, many questions stir within her mind. However, her anxiety increases when she discovers her friendship problem may be one of the hardest ones anypony ever had to endure.

(Optional) Sequel: The Dusk of Troubled Views - Fimfiction


Takes place a month after The Last Problem

Featured on 4/26/2020, and 7/21/2020? Wow.

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