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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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After attempting to impress the judges during her entrance exam for Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, something transpires that alters Twilight's life irrevocably, as well as the destiny of all Equestria. In a very literal manner, Twilight metamorphoses into the embodiment of magic, much akin to how Discord embodies chaos. How will this unprecedented transformation shape forthcoming events? And how will Twilight grapple with mastering the newfound god-like abilities that have been unexpectedly thrust upon her?

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All of the Wonderbolts are back in Ponyville for the first time in several years, and they have just finished putting on an airshow with Rainbow Dash premiering as an official member. Unbeknownst to three of them, an old nemesis is there as a spectator...

This story takes during the aftermath of Rainbow Dash's epic failure to impress her teammates in the episode "Newbie Dash."

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It wasn't Eric's fault he hit the alien with his truck. How was he supposed to see a dog-sized horse walking down the highway in the pouring rain? His life would've been simpler if he just left the animal like any other roadkill. But in his injured delirium, the horse spoke.

This accident soon ends with an intimate personal knowledge of just how dangerous magic can be. An ancient rises, tied to a mysterious tome the pegasus was protecting on the night of the accident. A malevolent force grows within those pages, whispering louder and louder about the cleansing flame. But without the spells inside that cursed tome, Eric's humanity will be gone forever.

He has no choice but to master the words of power contained within, before his life is turned to ashes around him


A commission for Muziki. Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha.

The various artistic works created for this story are credited to their artists within the chapter they appear.

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Diamond Tiara has changed. After a few years of learning about friendship, she realizes another step in her journey needs to be making amends. Today, she’s making amends to Granny Smith for events that took place in the episode Family Appreciation Day.

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(alternate ending of 28 Pranks Later; technically a(n unofficial) sequel to Let's Talk)

At the time, it seemed like a great idea; seemed like the perfect way to teach Rainbow Dash a lesson. With a racing heart and rising guilt, surely she would up and learn her lesson. It's a totally understandable situation, isn't it?

But when things go south, maybe it'd be better to lie and say nothing at all. Still, what happens when Rainbow finds out?

Featured on 6/11/17 for some reason; honestly don't know why.

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Diamond Tiara is an Earth pony. One that can't take care of a flower, apparently.


Written for a Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Contest!

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Students often come to Cheerilee for help, but one afternoon, a most unexpected filly stopped by her desk: Diamond Tiara. Cheerile never approved of Diamond's bullying and tormenting, but she was asking for help, and Cheerilee is more than happy to oblige.


Written for the Quills and Sofas Cheerilee contest on 05/15/2021.
The prompt for this story was "Patience".

Cover art by Baron-Engel.

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(Takes place immediately following "Crusaders of the Lost Mark". Proofread and edited by deadpansnarker. Featured on 4/15/2022.)

Diamond Tiara has become a new pony, a much nicer one at that. And she's ready to make amends with those she's previously wronged, no matter who they might be.

However, the very first pony she has to apologize to is none other than Silver Spoon. And that's a bit of a problem because Silver isn't entirely sure Diamond's change of heart is sincere.

Diamond desperately wants to reclaim the friendship she once had, and desperately wants Silver to believe that she's changed. But can she find the right words? And more importantly, will they be enough to convince Silver?

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AN: No way! This got featured?! Thank you so so much! This really means a lot to me!

When Spoiled Rich runs into the difficult case of no longer having any staff working in her mansion, she understands that she herself doesn't exactly know how to take care of herself. And with a little issue coming up in some three days, she's going to learn the hard way what her character has brought upon herself.

An arrogant mare can remain arrogant for quite some time - the question is, what gets her to open up her eyes?
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This is an entry into the Ancestral Tribute Competition!

Author's Note: I saw this competition but ended up joining too close to the deadline! Kind of how the theme of a three-day time limit is in the story, I myself had a similar thing where most of this fic was written in three days, separated into three parts which I wrote in what I estimate to be eight hours total. I don't think I did a superb job, but this was refreshing and I hope enjoyable!

Also, this is my first attempt writing comedy - ever!

On that note, I also attempted to write this fic like an episode of MLP, kinda - to an extent. I thought it'd be a nice way to guide the process.

Why Spoiled rich, when there are so many other interesting characters that qualify?

Well - if choosing from the best parent was going to be a painstaking process full of struggle as I couldn't possibly choose a small enough number to fit into the entry...

Why not try my luck with a...not-so "best" parent?

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Silver Spoon thought everypony had become friends. They all like Diamond Tiara now, so why not her?


An entry in A Thousand Words Contest II
Reading by StraightToThePointStudio

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