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We're all weird in our own weird little ways. I took interest in Ponies because Humans are stupid.

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Long story short, I was a brony. I woke up one day to find myself in Spike's body. Dream come true, right? I'm in Equestria, I could interact with my favorite ponies, etc.

Well, as it turns out, I just happened to wake up right at the beginning of Season 1. Which could only mean one thing: I can change the future of Equestria. I could solve problems prematurely, prevent disasters from happening, and keep Twilight from going insane.

So now, my mission isn't to hug my favorite ponies, but to make sure everyone gets a happy life.

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Anonymous. A guy that always seem to be forced into the most strangest situations.
Brain. He's just along for the ride. Whether he likes it or not.

One day, while being a test subject for Twilight Sparkle, a failed spell has caused Anonymous and his conscious to be separated, giving Brain his own human body.
While trying to find a solution to fix this problem, they find out that the longer he and Brain are separated, the more irrational Anonymous will be.
Without a conscious to hold him back, Anon can do all of the most craziest and riskiest things he wouldn't even think about doing!
Will Anonymous calm down and come to his senses before he does something too rash?
Will he and his brain reunite once again?
Will Brain even want to be reunited?
How will Equestria survive with ANOTHER human?
Will you ever just stop reading this stupid description and just read the damn story already?!

AUTHOR'S MUTTERINGS AND WHATNOT: I have no idea what I'm doing. I had this idea, and I couldn't stop thinking about the concept so I had to write it. This story is not first priority however, since Grey must be finished first. WELP, ENJOY IT.... OR HATE IT, NOT LIKE I CARE! (Which I actually do.....)

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This story is a sequel to Anon Buys the Everfree Forest


Anon is here and still very much on his bullshit. While he now has the run of his expansive property, not only does he have to assure his sovereign soil receives proper international recognition, he now has a flock of citizens seeking his guidance, expertise, and wisdom.

Ah well, one out of three isn't so bad, right?

Art is once again by me, lol.

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Anon is tired of the hectic day-to-day of living amongst the ponyfolk and decides to purchase some land in the Everfree to have some peace and quiet all by his lonesome. How much land you ask? All of it

Join me in watching as Anon sorts out the bits and bobs of his newfound assets. It is sure to be a ride, and definitely not a smooth one.

Join our Discord Server here if you want updates as soon as new chapters are posted and dank memes.

Takes place starting shortly after the conclusion of Slice of Life.

Featured for Nine Consecutive days from 6-20-21 to 6-29-21!

Check out the audiobook by Straighttothepoint!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhMoe4RfYz0

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In a special story that happened befor The Fall of Detective jakkid166, our favorite detective (me) find himself in a sort of bad situation: He is DYING!

Faced with imminent unaliveness, Detective jakkid must find a way to make sure his friends is provided for before he passses... but what length will he go to to make that hapen? Possibly even a mile length?? Find out in Detective jakkid166 Breaks Bad!

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Anon finds himself in the midst of a hostile invasion from the Storm King's army. For the first time since he’s got here, the ponies are in genuine danger. It’s up to Anon and a rag tag team to free Ponyville!

Note: Here’s my attempt at a more adventure style story. This story is based in my Race Relation canon (I’ve decided to put all of my HiE stories under that narrative banner). Inspired by the blink-and-you-miss-it shot of Ponyville on fire in the movie. As always, thanks for reading, if you do, and I’m sorry

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This story is a sequel to The Fall of Detective jakkid166


One year have passed. Ponyville is normal and not in chaos or anything, but the ponies miss the person who was once call the greatest detective in the world...

And so, on an important day of ponyville, Twilight, Applejack, and Dick America all set out to try and locate the location of where Detective jakkid166 relocated to. On they way they will face scary things like BAD GUYS and TRAPS and CLUES! A big story abot friendship and loss and loyalty, The Search for Detective jakkid166 is sure to bring you to your toes in this story from Pony New York Times best selling author jakkid166.

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It’s a tale as old as time: a human finds himself landed in Equestria by mysterious means. But there’s a catch: he’s a snarky, socially awkward, black nerd. So, a slight race difference overall. Uh, anyway, after spending months living in the Everfree with only his wits and thievery, Anon finally finds himself as the mysterious new resident of Ponyville. Will Anon learn to make friends, defend himself against horse shenanigans, and discover why he was isekai’d in the first place?

I dunno. Read it, or your racist or something.

I mainly wrote this cause I thought it might be nice to have an Anon with a more melaninated background. Also, I want my own self-indulgent adventures.

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Rick, a very enthusiastic human, meets Twilight, a curious pony who wants to know his name.

Rick isn't having any of it.


A shitpost written in a hour. Will be updated semi-regularly to springboard me into writing actively. Criticism appreciated, except from Mike White, because he's above this story.

Edited and inspired by FamousLastWords.

Now with an audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio! (Currently CH1 & First part of CH2)

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This story is a sequel to LEGO Equestria Girls 4


In an alternate world where everything and everyone is made of Lego, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City may not be sent on missions very often, but that doesn't mean they won't see a lot of action, even in their home city.

First, in an effort to save Camp Everfree from its financial troubles, Rarity convinces her friends to enter a contest, but a familiar group of former Shadowbolt agents will provide them with some serious competition.

Later, the team is invited to a film studio, but soon find themselves trying to solve a mystery when a series of incidents threaten to shut down production of an upcoming movie.

Finally, while a mirror altered by Equestrian magic threatens to further corrupt someone seeking vengeance, Sunset Shimmer takes the opportunity to show the Lego World to Starlight Glimmer from Equestria.

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