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We're all weird in our own weird little ways. I took interest in Ponies because Humans are stupid.

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this story is rated PG-13 because thats what the avengers movies are rated.

Thanos is back, and also front in this story! After iron man messes up his magic infinity stone spell, Thanos ends up in Equestria and he decide its time for him to take over there. But not only that, he has kidnapplejacked Applejack and taken her hostage! Will Twilight and whoever else be able to stop Thanos, or wil they be snapped in the fingers and die for a while? Find out in PONY AVENGERS: INFINITE WARFARE

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This story is a sequel to LEGO Equestria Girls


In an alternate world where everything and everyone is made of Lego, a trio of banished sirens known as the Dazzlings discover the presence of Equestrian magic, and decide to use it to regain their lost power.

When a certain team of friends from Canterlot City find out about this, they call on Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria for help. Now, with the assistance of a reformed Sunset Shimmer, Twilight and her Lego friends will once again journey across various regions as they attempt to save the Lego World from falling under the spell of the sirens.

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When Princess Twilight Sparkle's crown gets stolen, she must follow Sunset Shimmer through the Crystal Mirror into a strange new world.

A world where everything and everyone is made of Lego.

With a little help from some familiar faces, Twilight will do whatever it takes to get her crown back. From an ordinary city, to the far reaches of outer space, to an enchanted land of castles, this team of minifigs will be in for an incredible adventure.

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After a quick errand in the Everfree Forest, Lightning Bliss and DRWolf find themselves in circumstances neither of them bargained for, resulting in a quick but Far distant teleportation jump into unexplored terrains of their world. And it doesn't take long for a rather Intimidating creature to find them...

Written by Lightning Bliss: https://www.deviantart.com/lightning-bliss
Edited by Godzillawolf: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/32141/Godzillawolf
Proofread by DRWolf & Godzillawolf

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Equestria is still picking up the pieces after the defeat of Tirek, and everypony is helping out with the paperwork, even Rainbow Dash. Things change when Princess Celestia arrives, bringing with her a letter with some very stunning accusations of the exploits of a resident in the town of Oasis. Now, the main six are tasked with finding out if the letter was truth or fiction. Did this Mister Baker really do what they claim? Only one way to find out.

However, Mister Baker is not who, or what they expected.

Rated Teen for occasional language. Additional tags added for more dark themes.

Proof read and edited by the amazing SunnyPack , Snakeskin Ducktape, and Tyrannosaurus Tux.

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This story is a sequel to Detective jakkid166 save Tha World


After so long of jakkid166 being in Equestria, he find himself in a new pickle and his worst yet: There was assassination, and he is framed for it! Now he must traverse the land of Equestira, come across frends old and new as he try to prove his innocence while on the run from the wrath of Twilight and her friends. And they are REALLY mad yo. Will jakkid166 prove his innocence? Will he survive? Will he die? Will he survive and die at the same time?

FIND OUT in the FINAL instalment of the Detective jakkid166 trilogy!

This story is rated T cause it has som violence gore in it but not a lot just one part kind of. And there is no sex but ther is still some weird stuff so I keep the tag. Cool

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Princess Celestia was going for an incognito stroll through the town in order to unwind from court, that was until she came across a small oddity of a shop called 'Cliff's Craft' on Elder Street.

So, she decided to pay Equestria's only resident human a visit.


[E] Means it has been professionally edited.

Mild violence, swearing and sexual themes.

Please note: In this story ponies (and others) are similar (anthropomorphic) to humans. Though ponies (for example) are generally shorter, have fur, magic, cutie/destiny marks, and the extra appendages like wings or horns.

Also shout outs to:
PurpleFloof for editting!
Dekaskittalz for proof reading!
Vongoalyken for the advice!

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What happens when a bored FiMfiction author decides to take advantage of his rising popularity and subject his audience to horrors more random then the children of Discord and Pinkie Pie? Will the moderators clamp down on him for being too meta? Will he be able to defend the First Posters? And does he have any appropriate background music for the inevitable clop scene demanded by his fans?

One thing's for sure, he should lay off the hat polish....

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There exists in any given location either an inn or bar where the locals meet at the end of a long work day and trade drinks and stories. By the ancient laws of happenstance, the same must be true for areas where the permanent population is exactly one. Now, most would assume it would default to those creatures preferred drinking area in their own house. These people have never been to the only truly lonely place in Equestria. On the border of the unending sea and the badlands there sits an Inn, with a strange bartender. If one comes seeking riches or fame, he will gladly kick you out, stating the only riches here are booze and misery. But if you come for a strong drink and an ear to listen to your problems, then you have found your home.

Rocking the featured box again. Can I get a hoorah? 2/12/19 for those curious.

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In the city of Canterlot live the two Princess sisters of Equestria. Their names is Princess Celestia and Princes Luna, and together they make the mighty Princess Team. But even when you is a million years old someitms you gotta take a facation. So, Celestia dna Luna decide to win a free vacation from the lotery and have to have somebodey else do their princess crap while they are away. But the question is, who will be worthy of the title of Princess?



its me

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