Rainbow Dash means the world to Scootaloo, who wants nothing more than to spend every day with her surrogate sister, learning from the best and being awesome together. Yet all that is about to end, possibly forever, and Scootaloo knows there's nothing she can do about it.

The only thing left to do is say goodbye... but that's proving far harder than she ever imagined.

Preread and edited by Mercury Gilado, Absolution and Vergathos. Thanks a ton, guys!

Cover art commissioned from DANMAKUMAN.

Now featured on Equestria Daily.

Apple Bloom's parents died years ago in an accident, when she was only a baby. That's what Applejack and Big Macintosh have always told her, and even though they must have suffered a great deal they still managed to raise her properly and give her all the love her parents couldn't.

But her brother and sister have been hiding a secret, through shame, ever since their parents' deaths, and now the time has finally come to tell Apple Bloom who she really is. But how will the youngest Apple react to what really happened? Can their family bonds survive the truth?

(Credit to the author known as Somber, who wrote the fantastic "Simply Rarity", for the inspiration for some minor details about Sweetie Belle's family history.)

Scootaloo brings a box of chocolate deliciousness to school.

Unfortuantely, she'll only share under one condition...

Now with readings by TheArchitect and Brony Chronicler. Click here or here to view.

Cheerilee knows two things: she's an earth pony and she loves being a teacher at Ponyville Elementary. Nevermind the fact her mother was a pegasus and both her father and older brother are unicorns, the latter of whom just got married to an earth pony with a better teaching job than Cheerilee. It doesn't bother her, because she just loves being unable to find a higher paying job than what she has now. Really. She isn't that serious when she absentmindedly wonders if being a unicorn would improve her job prospects.

So with all that in mind, she isn't happy at all when she wakes up to discover she has spontaneously turned into a pegasus, a change that goes far deeper than just sticking wings on her back. And the trials she has to go through as a result of her new status will make her call into question just who she is and what she really wants out of life.

Rated Teen for references to alcohol and minor sexual humor.

Credit for the Cheerilee vector used for the cover image goes to J-Brony

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Once a year, the Night Guards of Canterlot receive a very important shipment, much to the distress of their peers. Flash Sentry has no idea what the fuss is all about.

(Submission for EqD's Friend Off event.)

It can takes the average newborn foal a day to walk. Sometimes it takes longer. Sometimes something is wrong. Sometimes a foal bounces back.

Featured by the Seattle's Angels in review #60.
From Corejo:

As a disclaimer, the prose gets a little cluttered toward the middle of the story, when he’s working on his diagnosis. All it takes is a little care in parsing the information, and you’re rewarded with a brilliant origin story that will leaving you smiling and saying, “why didn’t I think of something like that?”

It’s short. It’s sweet. It’s worth your time. And who doesn’t love little snippets of why something is the way it is in the show? I definitely do. Go check it out.

FFP = Fan Fiction Poop

Where there's stories, there's randomness.

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Ahem!

Pinkie Pie goes out for a walk in Ponyville Park one day, and suddenly feels an urge to go to the little fillies room (aka, a woman's restroom) so she can take, in the nicest way I can think of describing it, a massive poop. However, her quest to dispose of her biological wastage leads her on a very short but nevertheless insanely epic adventure! YAY!

Featuring Angelina Jolie as Pinkie Pie. Matt Damon as Mr. Cake. Rihanna as Sapphire Shores, Tom Cruise as Cruise Tom. And Nickelback as Meatloaf.

Enjoy! I'm insane!

So, you're probably wondering to yourself, "What the heck is this stupid dumb talentless (yet undeniably handsome and irresistibly sexy) Brony called UniqueSKD up to now?" or, "Why is UniqueSKD still writing fanfiction? His stories are so fudging terrible that I throw up just looking at the titles!", or maybe you're thinking, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on at the right temperature? I don't want to burn my TV dinner again."

Well, whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter. You're here, so you've got two choices; click on the chapter and start reading what may be the first of many insanely random stories that will be part of a collective series I shall call the 'FanFiction Poop Collection', a term inspired by YouTube Poop, or you can go and find another writer who actually can write good stories unlike me. Heck, I'll be more than happy to recommend a few right here!

Pinkie Pie is dead. After a three week battle with an incurable disease, she finally passed away in her sleep. Now at the funeral, her five best friends are going to tell the story of the party pony's last days.

Rated Teen to be safe.
Thanks to damandust11 for making sure this story is at least somewhat readable.

After years of gathering magical artifacts and assorted doohickeys, Trixie feels it's finally time to open up her own shop. The only problem is that she's located right across the street from The Golden Oaks Library, much to the annoyance of Ponyville's resident librarian-turned-princess. Luckily none of the stuff Trixie is selling is cursed, or so she's telling ponies.

After yet another failed attempt at getting their cutie marks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide it might be time to change their approach. The arrival of Discord seems to be the perfect opportunity to put their new plan into action. But they quickly learn that even a small favor from Discord can yield some very unexpected results. They'll need all the help they can get to fix this mess.

Sounds like just another day for the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

This story takes place between the events of "Princess Twilight Sparkle" and "Twilight Time".

I extend my sincerest thanks to my editor and proofreader, RaylanKrios, whose advice and patience were invaluable in making this story the best that it could be.