FFP = Fan Fiction Poop
Where there's stories, there's randomness.
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Ahem!
Pinkie Pie goes out for a walk in Ponyville Park one day, and suddenly feels an urge to go to the little fillies room (aka, a woman's restroom) so she can take, in the nicest way I can think of describing it, a massive poop. However, her quest to dispose of her biological wastage leads her on a very short but nevertheless insanely epic adventure! YAY!
Featuring Angelina Jolie as Pinkie Pie. Matt Damon as Mr. Cake. Rihanna as Sapphire Shores, Tom Cruise as Cruise Tom. And Nickelback as Meatloaf.
Enjoy! I'm insane!
So, you're probably wondering to yourself, "What the heck is this stupid dumb talentless (yet undeniably handsome and irresistibly sexy) Brony called UniqueSKD up to now?" or, "Why is UniqueSKD still writing fanfiction? His stories are so fudging terrible that I throw up just looking at the titles!", or maybe you're thinking, "Hmm, did I leave the oven on at the right temperature? I don't want to burn my TV dinner again."
Well, whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter. You're here, so you've got two choices; click on the chapter and start reading what may be the first of many insanely random stories that will be part of a collective series I shall call the 'FanFiction Poop Collection', a term inspired by YouTube Poop, or you can go and find another writer who actually can write good stories unlike me. Heck, I'll be more than happy to recommend a few right here!
This is poetry.
I can't make any donations or pay for sponsorship, but here's a song for those poor Goombas:
Well, you've clearly lost it.
But who says that's a bad thing?
Pinkie finally dropped the Cosby's off at the pool. XD
It was glorious. Simply glorious.
You sir, are an inspiration to us all.
I was actually surprised that when Twilight threw the bottle, it didn't explode like a nuke and Tank the Turtle wasn't turned into a balloon. I am actually surprised that didn't happen.
Insanity is fun.
Pure. Awesomeness.
May I riff this story, Unique? I just need to get back in the hang of riffing, and this could e a good start. Seeing as you recently lost your mind, you can even join me!
What the fuck just happened?
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Do you have any suggestions for the next Fan Fiction Poop? I intend to start a small series, so if you all have any suggestions that you'd like to put forward, feel free to do so. Any weird scenes that you want to see. You want Twilight to do a random back flip throughout a story? You want to see Applejack 'fire her lazer' at Big Mac? You want to see Celestia roundhouse-kick Chuck Norris?
Your deepest darkest weird random fantasies will be made true.
Because I don't write fanfiction, I destroy it. That was a reference to the tagline from the movie 'Happy Gilmore', by the way. XD I'm Super InSaiyan!
4909000 I want to see Luna x Pip Squeak shenanigans (not clop but pranks
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When i took a look at the title i was like
, then when i was reading the description of the story it was like 
then 
, and while reading the story like 
and 
, but the end with Laurent and all that was completely 
, it is a weird story, and there are some parts that are like "what the hay" or "god please dont" but still really funny XD, so i guess yo did it sir jajaja, interesting story 
1\10 would read agian and turn this into a religious document.
4909113 Really, I can't write a serious story. I mean, I have a few stories that are serious and good, but they were just luck. I couldn't write a decent story periodically so I figured, you know what? Screw it. UniqueSKD, you are lying to yourself. You are a mad son of a hctib and you know it!
And thus, this random abomination was born. And then you came and read it, and loved it, and you gave all your giggles to me, and I made a stew out of them, and ate it, and enjoyed it, and came to your house the next day, and asked if you had any more giggles to give me cause' I enjoyed my giggle stew very much.
Yes. I am quite literally insane. :)
Because normality is over-rated.
4909142 The Bible just found competition.
4909154 This is like something I would write.
You've done good.
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and because you gave a great explanation, you won a stalker XD jajaja, that's what i need, a good laugh every now and then, so i hope you keep making some more stew cuz i'm hungry
4909188 Dude, I am not a normal person. Anyone who knows me will tell you this. But they will also tell you how much I value laughter. I love to make people laugh. It is a sound the world needs to hear more than the sound of guns and hungry cries.
I know that I cannot make great animations on my YouTube account. I cannot draw an artistic masterpiece. I cannot write the greatest story in the world.
But if anything I do can make someone laugh, that makes anything I try worth all the trouble. :)
This was a serious comment, by the way.
4909000 honestly, the title of the series doesn't fit. I think it's just extrememly random stories. YouTube poops are hilariously mishmashed video clips. You don't see things like asdfmovie being called YTPs, because they're not. They're original works. I'd say despite the randomness, this still falls in that category.
That said, a story where Celestia gets chased around by a piece of cake trying to eat her would be rather amusing.
4909226 Normal is overrated anyway
4909408 WHICH IS WHY THE TITLE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! A HUNDRED POINTS FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS! YOU HAVE WON ON 'SMARTER THAN A TEN YEAR OLD'
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4909444 but it actually does, in a vague but surprisingly literal way, relate to the story. Because it has the word "poop" in it.
4909000 Have Spike do crazy stuff, like playing video games with his tongue, and break the game's programming. So a Hunter from Halo show up, juggling helium balloons (I'm sure you could make that work), and Pinkie turns into Master Chief and blows the Hunter up with single shot from her pistol, covering the world in alien guts. Then the guts fall back together to form an army of Grunts. Then Comrade Twilight shows up, orders them all to shoot themselves in the head, and a surprise party happens when they do.
4908515 Randomness, my good Brony. Beautiful randomness.
And I thought I was random. -_-'
4910586 Ha ha! Jackass! (crashes into a radio tower)
What... The... Buck...
4911405 I...Know...Right?
4910393 I'm insane and random, and I mean REALLY. But this person who wrote the story is 10x insane and random as me!
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4922861 GULLIBLE HENCHMEN ARE YOU A NINJA ROBOT PIRATE!
4926731 HE IS A NINJA ROBOT SAMURAI PIRATE!
4926905 OH NO, I MISSED HIS SAMURAI HELMET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
*gets sucked into a vortex made up out of potatoes*
That was bloody hilarious!
4978227 Then wait till the chapter of the other FFP comes out. Russian chain-smoking Twilight!
4978241 I can hardly wait.
This is the dumbest fic I have read in a long time.
And I loved it.
The little bit at the end really helps this gem of randomness shine.
6188290 I am sorry, Wilma Flintstone.
If it is of any help to you, this story made it hard for me to go into public parks. At least ones where there are pink ponies loose.
6188656 Ha.
Wut
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This was Wut. How do you come up with this?
7375685 Dunno. It was a time when I actually liked to write. Then rape stories came along and I got sick of that shit.