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The Angry Dango of Doom


I used to write nonsensical bullcrap. Now I write nonsensical bullcrap with a story. Kinda...

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I wasn't sure if I'd even survive in Equestria. But it wasn't as bad since I live with Ditzy Doo, otherwise known as Derpy, and her kids.

Rated Teen for language and some suggestive themes.

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For her entire life, Twilight Sparkle has looked up to Princess Celestia as a teacher, mentor, and role model. At no time was she forbidden from asking for advice when troubled by a problem. As she grows up, however, her problems grow far more complex, and far less scholarly, in nature. Will she still be able to seek her mentor's advice on more intimate matters? What sort of advice can an eternal princess offer a young mare?

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[This story was written before Season 3. Picture Twilight as a unicorn or alicorn as you wish; it works out the same way.]

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What if whenever you went to sleep, you would wake up in Ponyville? What would you do? How would you react?

Well, that happens to me. Every night. Whenever I go to sleep here, a wake up in Ponyville. And whenever I go to sleep there, I wake up here. Now you'd think it'd be pretty awesome, and it is. But having to switch between ponyville and the real world everyday can get real annoying. Especially when you have to wake up in a hospital only to be told that your blood pressure hasn't been checked in the past four hours. And eventually you begin to wonder what actually is real and what is only a dream.

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When Fluttershy finds a page of a clopfic containing Spike and a certain white mare, the page finds itself in the hooves of many ponies it's been kept from. All of the clues seem to point to Spike, but is there more to this page than meets the eye?

Author's Note: Contains lines of some saucy material. Nothing to clop over, but it refers heavily to something you'd find in a clopfic. Don't read if you're offended by this sort of thing. I only rated it teen because it's pretty tame and there's very little of it, but if it's too much I can rate it mature and add up a "sex" tag.

Any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated!

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One day the Ice King decides to leave the land of Ooo so he can steal princesses without Finn and Jake interrupting. He ends up in Equestria. Finn and Jake pursue the Ice King so they can bring him to justice.

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Laying on her bed after another fight with her father, a brilliant golden light flies through her window and engulfs the girl in its glow and she is teleported into the Everfree Forest. Surrounded by leaves, she crawls out of the bush and is shocked by what she sees.

This is a sequel to my first fanfic Making the Best of it, so you might want to read that first... just a thought.


Cover Image by rtil (can be found at deviantART)

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Nearly a century after six mares united under Equestria's greatest ideals, one is left to ponder her dreams, her life, and her legacy. In doing so, she may realize that friendship - much like magic - truly never dies.

Spanish translation thanks to SPANIARD KIWI.

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Ever wonder why Vinyl Scratch wears goggles? Vinyl Scratch wants nothing more but to be a normal pony like the rest of us, but six months after a mind altering accident, her existence as a pony is a false reality surrounded by a life saving lie that only her "older sister" Star Shy knows. She then embarks on an 'adventure' out of the fear of what Manehatten could possibly do to her. Maybe she'll get away with the help of Blaze and Oxide in the end.

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When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

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Applejack sits in the barn at Sweet Apple Acres on a clear sunny day. A gust of wind blows through the barn, knocking over her hat. As she goes to pick it up, she thinks back to how she got her hat. She thinks back on its significance, and how much it reminded her of her Pa.

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