Finn and Jake go to Equestria
Showdown/Goodbyes
"Okay, The Ice King has the Horse Princess-" Finn began cataloging, so that he may form a plan.
"Celestia!" Twilight interjected.
"Right, right... The Ice King has Princess Celestia and we dont know where he iiisss..." He dragged, lost in thought.
"Well, if he's The Ice King, why dont you look for ice silly!" Pinkie Pie offered.
"Huh, thats just so crazy it might work!" Jake exclaimed. "Purple pony lady, you said he stopped by yo pad 'fore he went off and nabbed the princess?"
"My names Twilight Sparkle and yes." She dead panned.
"Hmmm, The Ice King's lived in a mountain for as long as we know. Maybe he's in a mountain!" Finn offered. "Wait, but since he flew away we could rule out this mountain."
"There's always Dragon Mountain." Rainbow Dash spoke, throwing in her own two cents.
"And since Ponyville is on the way from Dragon Mountain toe Canterlot, it's the most likely place!" Twilight lit up.
"Hold on sugahcube, we can't all climb up the mountain, it'd take too long!"
"Plus that mountain is filthy! I cant get my coat dirty!"
"I can stretch us all up!" Jake offered, taking his previous form.
"Well, lets get going! There's no telling what he's doing to Princess Celestia!" They loaded up and headed out.
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"So what are your hobbies princess?" The Ice King cooed, laying down in front of the bars kicking his feet.
"For the third time, I like Bonsai gardening, Tea, and writing my student." Celestia groaned. She's dealt with gods of chaos, upstarts and about a hundred other annoyances throughout the millennia, but this was a whole step above.
"Ooo, bonsai huh? Sounds fancy, what is that some kinda vegetable?"
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"Hey, is this the mountain?" Jake asked.
"Yeah, this is it." Rainbow Dash confirmed.
"Hmmm, the peak's unusally snowy for this time of year."
"Ice King..." Finn leered at the top of mountain.
"Going up!" Jake declared before stretching up towards the peak, Rainbow Dash racing to keep up. "Top floor!" He exclaimed, letting everyone off before shifting back into his normal form.
"Let's get this party started." Finn drew his sword.
"A party?! Where?!" Pinkie Pie gasped, looking around excitedly.
"Not an actual party, he said it as an idiom of sorts Pinkie dear." Rarity corrected.
"Hey, thats not nice! Just because they aren't smart dosent mean they can't get down!"
"Not nows guys, we have rescue Celestia!" Twilight intervened before it could get out of hand, or hoof rather.
"Are you guys sure you wanna come? The Ice King is some serious biz." Finn asked.
"Yeah, ya might just wanna stay out here." Jake added.
"Hey, if he's so dangerous why are you two going in?!" Rainbow Dash pouted, her pride wounded.
"Rainbow, darling, they're professionals. Let them do it. Besides, you dont know how... dirty it might be in there!"
"Well I'm coming and you cant stop me!" Rainbow boasted in her bravado.
"Well horseapples, if'n Rainbow's goin', Ah am too." Applejack spat, adjusting her Stetson.
"I'm the Princess's personal portege, I'm coming to." Twilight stepped forward.
"Hee hee hee, I wanna come!" Pinkie Pie cartwheeled through the mouth of the cave. "Piiiinkiiiieeee Piiiiiiiiie!"
"She didn't."
"She did."
"Lumpin' Glob!" Finn swore, charging after Pinkie. Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Twilight followed suit.
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"So, I was thinking maybe we could go out for a picnic or something, I dunno. You wanna go on a picnic?" The Ice King asked his captive.
In the distance, one could just make out the faintest of clamors. "Did those flipping salesmen find me already?!" The Ice King flew off, calling back: "I'll return in just a moment my dear!"
He flew through the Icy corridors he just made hardly a few hours prior, arriving in the entrance to see none other than "Finn and Jake! And a bunch of ponies! How did you find me?!"
"We're here, to bring you to justice!" Finn bellowed, charging the Ice King.
"All I wanted was to kidnap princesses away from you guys, why don't you ever leave me alooone!" The Ice king screeched, letting ice magic loose at his attackers. The beams found a target on Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie freezing them. Applejack narrowly dodged one that came close and another shattered pitifully against Twilights magic.
Finn closed the remaining distance, fielding any magic with his father's sword and swiping at the Ice King. The Ice King slide back and kicked the sword out from his grasp, sending it spinning and embedded in the icy wall. He shoot a magical lightning bolt at Finn, which he expertly doged only for the Ice King to deliver yet another kick, this time sending Finn across the floor.
"Don't worry bro I got this!" Jake streched his arms to ensare the Ice King who froze them in place, turning them into useless blocks of ice. Twilight unleashed an arcane bolt, The Ice King managing to form an ice shield that shattered from the impact. The Ice King turned to face his most recent attacker. Suddenly, the Ice king found himself flying across the room, courtesy of a strong buck from Applejack. Finn recovered just as the Ice King smacked against the wall nearest to him.
"Stop stealing princesses!" Finn cried as he knocked off the Ice King's crown. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's icy imprisonment shattered, freeing them.
"Why Finn, Why couldn't you just leave me alone? I wasnt even stealing princesses from Ooo anymore." The Ice King complained
"Because thats against my alignment! You should know that!" Finn retorted.
"Hey, purple horse lady, magic this guy up some restraints!" Jake called to Twilight.
"I dont have any longer term binding spells, but I can put him to sleep for three days." Twilight ignored the butchering of her name.
"Well do it up sister!"
Twilights horn glew a faint purple before ejecting a small spray of sparks hitting the Ice King in the face. The Ice King fell asleep immediately.
"Ah horsefeathers, I didnt get to help fight the Ice King!" Rainbow Dash swore.
"Heh, maybe next time RD." Applejack smirked.
"C'mon guys, we gotta Princess to save!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed before trotting off deeper inside. The others looked at each other breifly before following.
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It had been fifteen minuted since her captor had left to address the commotion. A few loud noises later all fell silent until she heard the voice of none other than her student. "The princess could be in anyone of these tunnels!"
"Nah lady, I totally smell horse this way." Celestia didnt recognize the voice, but it made itself known shortly.
Finn, Jake, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Twilight Sparkle filed through the entrance to the room where the jail cell was.
"Princess! We tried to stop him but he already kidnapped you when we got to Canterlot and we came as fast as we could!" Twilight shouted as run up to the cell.
"It's quite all right Twilight, but I'll feel better when I'm out of this if you dont mind." Celestia notioned to the door.
"I'll get that for you Horse Princess, uh, I mean Princess Celestia." Jake said as he and the other's stepped into the room.
"That is an endearing offer... dog is it? But the cell is warded against magic and physical attacks, how do you plan to unlock it?" Celestia questioned.
"With key hand!" Jake exclaimed as he morphed his hand into the appropriate form. He then proceeded to unlock the jail.
"Thank you for rescuing me... Pardon me, but what are your names?"
"I'm Finn the Human." He stated proudly.
"And I'm Jaaake the Dog!" Jake added, flailing his limbs to show off his magical abilities.
"Well, Finn the Human and Jake the Dog, I would like to thank you." Celestia commended. "Pinkie Pie, if you would?"
"You know what this calls for? A party!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, tossing streamers in the air.
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The next day saw one of the largest gatherings to ever grace Ponyville, rivalling that of Canterlot's own Grand Galloping Gala. The event was held in the hero's honor. There was to be an award cermony and farewells to close it out. The entire town played
But at this moment, there was cake and party games. "Oh man, this cake is totally algebraic! Whats in this?" Finn asked, mouth full of the substance in question.
"Oh, I can't tell you that silly, its a secret recipe!" Pinkie Pie beamed.
"Man, this party is off the hook!" Jake bellowed, dancing to the beat of music the DJ was playing. The DJ was none other than DJ PON3 herself, blaring remixs of Equestria's latest hits.
"Glad you're having fun! I just wish I could've helped you with fighting thst blue meanie."
"Nah babe, thats just what we do!" Jake waved dismissively.
"So, I hear you're a big shot back in, what was it? Boo? Well I'm the fastest flier in Equestria!" Rainbow Dash boasted to Finn.
"I'm like, one of the best heros, yeah." Finn replied.
"Hero, huh. Well how about a hoof wrestle then?" She grinned.
"I don't have any hooves. Only mah mits!" Finn exclaimed, wriggling his fingers.
"Lay off it RD. Ya couldn't even beat the Ice King, ya shore can't best 'im." Applejack smirked.
"Oh c'mon AJ, lemme have a little fun." Rainbow sighed.
"Oh, been meaning to tell ya lady, that was a radical kick!" Finn gave a thumbs up to further signify his approval.
"Years of applebucking." She smiled.
"Rainbow, darling, can I see you for a minute? In private?" Rarity called from another room. Rainbow turned a peculiar shade of red and her wings fluttered slightly at the call.
"Uh... Iii gotta go." She excused herself, leaving towards the call. There was an awkward moment of silence before the music cut off.
"If I could have your attention for a few moments, it is time for the awarding ceremony." Twilight spoke, her magically augmented voice reverberating through the crowd.
"Thank you Twilight." Celestia dismissed her pupil as she aprroached the front of the stage. To her right was three ponies clad in golden armor and one of each of the three races. "Finn and Jake, if you would come up here."
The duo got up on the stage as requested, Finn doing a flip and Jake streching one leg up then the rest of his body to meet it. Once they were onstage Celestia began the ceremonies. "Today, we award the Cresent Moon to Finn the Human and Jake the Dog for aiding in the capture of the Ice King and rescuing the crown. General Cloudhammer of the Pegasi branch of the royal guard will continue." Celestia stepped back, allowing the pegasus to step up.
"For bravery in assiting Equestria in her hour of need despite no obligation to the crown, I, General Cloudhammer, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." The pegasus finished speaking then left the podium and returned to his spot.
An unicorn approached the podium. "For dedication in persuing The Ice King even after he left their jurisdiction, I, General Amber Dusk, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." The general returned to his spot, an earth pony taking his spot.
"For Selflessness in offering to personally return the Ice King to their lands, I, Captain Aegis, would like to present the Crescent Moon to Finn and Jake." He moved back to his position.
Celestia then levitated two small pendants each in the shape of a small stylized crescent moon and each on deep blue silk ribbon out of their own separate black felt box and lay it on the heroes' necks.
"It was nothin' princess, heroing is just what we do!" Finn declared.
"Yeah, all in a days work an' all that." Jake dismissed. "Speaking of a days work, we gotta get heading back to Ooo."
"Very well then, remember you are always welcome here and do stop by for a visit every now and then." Celestia smiled at the duo.
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Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle all gather on the beach to see Finn and Jake off.
"Be sure ta take care y'all"
"We should totally party again sometime!"
"We definitely need to reschedule that hoof wrestling match"
"Do come back sometime darling, and we'll see what we could do about that outfit, hm?"
"It was, uhm, nice..."
"I'd love to get a chance to study your magical abilities!"
"Well, it was completely bananas, but we gotta-" Finn started but was cut off by Jake karate choping him with an oversized hand, knocking him out.
"He's afraid of the ocean, its easier this way." Jake awnsered their confused gazes. "Well, like Finn was saying, completely redonk! We'll be sure to stop by some time again." Jake scooped up Finn, The Ice King and Gunter in his arms and started off back towards Ooo. "See ya!" He called as he walked off into the distance.
"Sooo... You and Rarity huh?"
FIN
-_-_-_-_-AUTHORS NOTES-_-_-_-_-
This was a fun fic wasnt it? Felt it kinda sucked mehself, so stroke my ego and tell me otherwise!
Characters from In Duties Name and The First Year used with permission.
Fight scene brought to by the D6 system!
THIS WHOLE THING WAS WRITTEN ON A CELLPHONE.
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