//------------------------------// // Gathering the group/Capture // Story: Finn and Jake go to Equestria // by Krass McWriter //------------------------------// Finn and Jake go to Equestria Capture The Ice King flew far above the land of Equestria, kept aloft by the flapping of his beard and magical crown. His destination was in sight, a shining castle built seemingly precariously into the mountain side, or maybe even from the mountain itself. A waterfall ran beside it and down the mountain. "Ooo, fancy." Noted the Ice King as he came on the approach. He landed in front of the castle entrance, eliciting a confused and worried look from the two pegasi standing guard. "Halt, what is your buisness with the princess?" They spoke in unison, blocking his way. "I'm here to kidnap the princess sillies." The Ice King waved dismissevly. They exchanged an amused gaze. "We cannot allow you entry sir, Princess Celestia is busy with the Ambassador from the Gryphon Empire." Responded the guard on the right. The Ice King frowned and scratched his beard as he went into deep thought. "So... you're not gonna let me in?" "That would appear to be the case sir." The guard on the left spoke his turn. The Ice King narrowed his eyes. "I see." His hands lit up and crackled with arcane energy. "Then you leave me no choice..." **************** Appljack trotted up the cabin of her freind and knocked three times. The door creaked open, revealing Angel. "Hey there sugahcube, can you go get Fluttershy for me?" Applejack leaned down to the rabbit and put on a pleading smile. The door shut for a few moments and some commotion was heard as Angel coaxed his caretaker to come down. The door opened again, revealing Fluttershy. "Uhm, is there something I can help you with Applejack?" "There ain't no time for an explanation right now, but I need you to come with me, there's an emergency." Applejack proclaimed before grabbing the pegasus and bolting off towards Sugarcube Corner. *************** The cackling pop of magic signified Twilight's arrival. There, directly in front of her, was both Rainbow Dash and Rarity. Twilights entry went unnoticed as their muzzles were locked in a passionate kiss making Twilight turn a crimsion red. "S-sorry, if I'm... Interuppting anything." Twilight said to the wall on her left. "I can explain darling!" Rarity exclaimed while Rainbow Dash blushed deeply. "we were... uhhh..." Twilight sighed, it was only a matter of time until she teleported into something she didnt want to see after all. "Girls, I'm sure you were practing a play or she had something stuck in her throat or whatever but this is an emergency, we'll deal with your sexual insecurities later. Right now something called 'The Ice King' is out trying to kidnap a princess." Twilight ensared both of them in her magic and teleported back to AJ's farm. *************** Applejack burst through the door of Sugarcube Corner, carrying a still quite in shock fluttershy. "Where's Pinkie Pie?" She demanded, dropping Fluttershy off her back and onto the floor. Mr. Cake, who was attending the counter at the time was quite baffled. "She left about five minutes ago headed to your farm. Something about 'new friends'." "Ya'll sure she went that way? I don't mean ta doubt, but its really important." Applejack looked around cautiously, thinking mayhaps Pinkie Pie was hiding nearby. "Yes, I'm sure." There was a wailing heard from upstairs, catching their attention. "Oh! Its Pound Cake's feeding time!" He picked up a baby bottle from behind the counter and ran up the stairs. "C'mon Fluttershy," Applejack turned, grabbing her tail, "we're leaving." She exited the shop, dragging the paralyzed pegasus. *************** "Sooo..." Jake dragged. He was kicking his legs while rocking back and forth on the stump of a recently removed tree. "How much longer until the purple horse lady gets back?" "I don't know man." "HI!" From behind the duo erupted an energetic mass of PINK. "Wow, you two look weird, what are you? What's with your eyes? What's with the hat? Why do you have a sword? Ooo, are you two like, magic experiments gone totally wrong but still useful as some super duper wooper tippy toppy secret royal guard team?" She stopped to take a deep exaggerated gasp, "I know what we need to do! Throw a party! There'll be cake, and cookies, and pinatas, and streamers, and-" Pinkie Pie continued to prattle on about various details for the get together. Jake stretched one arm over Finn's shoulder and the other from his mouth to Finn's ear. "Yo, this horse is wack. I say we bail." Before Finn could reply, there was a loud pop as Twilight materialized with a very red Rarity and Rainbow Dash. "Hey y'all... Ah'm... here." Applejack gasped. Carrying a full grown mare all around town is taxing on even the most fit of ponies. "And so... is Flutter... shy..." She panted as she dropped her burden: one pegasus. "Okay, ALL of these horses are luffa gone." Jake whispered. "Maybe this is... normal here?" "Alright, everypony's here now." Declared Twilight, before turning to Finn and Jake. "Meet the Elements of Harmony: Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and you already met Pinkie Pie and Applejack. Everypony, this is Finn and Jake." "Heh heh heh, "Pony"." Finn giggled. "Pleased to meet you dears." Rarity composed herself, embarrassed or not, she was to make a good first impression. "Hey, I'm Rainbow Dash!" She boldly stated, flying up to them andbowing out her chest. "You... remind me of my girlfriend." Jake murmered to himself. "What was that?" "Uhhh, I said "Whats wrong with this one?"" He covered, stretching over to Fluttershy who had recovered from shock and was hiding behind her mane. "Oh, thats Fluttershy. She's really, well, shy for lack of a better word." Twilight explained. "Well hey-o, I'm Jake! Jake the Dog!" "You're... a dog?" Fluttershy peeked out from her mane a little. "Oh my goodness! A talking dog!" Fluttershy "Last time I checked at least!" "Ooo, A talking dog! I've never met a talking dog before! I've never even heard of a talking dog!" Fluttershy spoke rapidly, doing her best impression of Pinkie Pie (who was still going on about the party). "Well I'm magic dog!" Jake stated proudly, showing of his streching ablities. "So where's the Horse Princess anyways?" Finn asked while Jake showed off to Fluttershy. "Celestia," Twilight corrected, "Is in Canterlot. You can see it from here, its built into the mountain." "Well what are we waiting for? Lets get going! Hey Jake!" "Already on it!" Jake said then proceeded to shapeshift, streching and warping his body into a comfortable riding area complete with seats. "Hop on!" After some commotion, all six ponies and Finn, excluding Rainbow Dash who opted to fly, climbed on to Jake. "Leeets GO!" He exclaimed as he started off to Canterlot. ************ Princess Celestia was sipping tea when suddenly a strange blue creature, the likes of which she had never seen before, broke through the doors and froze the two royal guard standing watch. "Hey Horse Princess." It spoke in its gravely voice. "Well aren't you quite the sight." She said taking a sip of her tea. "Ooo, are you having a tea party? Can I join?" It asked. "I think it'd be best if you explain who you are, why you attacked my guards, and why you broke into my throne room." "Oh thats easy, you silly billy! I'm the Ice King and I'm here to kidnap you and make you my bride!" He said, waving dismissively. "Is that so?" Celestia looked at the queer sight. It had been a long time since anything directly threatened her. Her kingdom, on the other hand was threatened every few years, But her? Directly? "Zap." The Ice King took advantage of the Princess's distracted state and froze her solid. "Man is it a good thing I can control ice." Grunted the Ice King as he picked up what would be a much too heavy package if not for his crown. He proceeded to flap his beard and fly through the nearest window. *********** The group arrived at the castle to much commotion. A guard took notice of Finn and Jake and ordered the group to halt, in moments they were surrounded by spear wielding guards. "Halt, what is your business?!" The lead guard demanded. "They're with me!" Twilight awnsered, stepping up. "Whats going on? Where's Celestia?" "M'am, The Princess has been... foalnapped..." ************ "Where am I?" Celestia asked to the empty room. "Ooo! You're awake!" The Ice King squeed, walking into the room with a platter. "Why, you're in my magic proof prison of course!" He giggled. "Hey, Horse Princess, want a cheese square?" ********_______AUTHORS NOTES: Finally sat down and wrote. Finished this in an afternoon. Hopefully I wont be so procrastinateded this time :/ Oh poor celestia, truly she suffers a fate worse than death: putting up with the Ice King.