Tartarus hath no fury like a chicken scorned.

When a four legged servant dares to upset her Most Glorious Excellence and Matriarch of the Coop Beth, well, an example must be made.

(Aka Lightning Dust gets chased by a chicken)

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Written as part of a shitty extended universe exchange for Red of a short story that is not currently on fimfic but this story is basically the same thing, trust me. Many thanks to him for giving me the opportunity to bring Beth to the greater world.

Cover art by me, if you are an author and would like cover art send me a PM!

Synthetic meat isn't murder. The murders come later.

Unrelated to my other stories. Set a few weeks after "The Ending of the End," but contains no spoilers.

Thanks for comments from the crew on the Discord, especially Aragón and Damaged.

Can Starlight, Sunburst, and Trixie work together to successfully write a story for a dialogue only writing contest? Maybe.

Is this too meta a plot for my own entry into a dialogue only writing contest? Also maybe.

Will anybody reading this recognize the song that the title is a play on? Almost certainly not.

Anyway, this is my entry for The Dialogue Only Contest, so be aware that it, you know, only has dialogue. Unless I screwed something up and disqualified myself accidentally. What do you expect me to do, proofread this mess? No thanks.

Due to Trixie trixing up a spell, she and Autumn Blaze go to 1690s Salem, Massachusetts. Surely the natives will be friendly.

The developers of the new hottest arcade flyer, Gran Pegasmo 4, say that the quirky "Coffee Break" events are a fun little diversion from the struggles of the main game.

They are also, as it turns out, sadists.

Yet another silly little story.

Sweetie Bot installs Urban Dictionary.

With thanks to people on Discord for discussions.

Art: Maren.

After Zipp’s extremely rough landing of the Marestream in Maretime Bay, Sheriff Hitch is required per Mareitime Bay bylaws to temporarily suspend Zipp's license, pending remedial driving lessons.

Inspired by this Tell Your Tale episode. Please enjoy this fluffy little holiday romance!

Now with a reading from StraightToThePointStudio!

Zipp and Pipp spend a bit of time together to discuses the finer things in life, much to Pipp's annoyance and Zipp's satisfaction.

Just a simple Story. Wasting time while thinking up new stuff.

Pic by Claudio Naccari

OH GOSH IT MADE IT TO FEATURED 06/19/2023

After losing a bet with Zipp, Sheriff Hitch is forced to spend the night on a mountain.

The next morning, he finds the perfect patrol vehicle.

It's all downhill from there.

Hundredth story on the Equestrian Auto Association Group!!!

A voice is telling Twilight to build a cottage cheese laser.

But she's not having any of it.

Edited by PegasusMesa!