Rob the earth pony has not had an easy life. Alongside his crippling social anxiety, dead-end job, and general poor looks, he also suffers from a severe aversion to a certain facet of songwriting. Sure is a good thing his fellow citizens of Maretime Bay aren't prone to bursting into spontaneous musical numbers!

... Is that an electric guitar I hear on the horizon?

A surreal (horror?) comedy about xenophobic radicalization.

Warning: Contains excessive and potentially traumatic quantities of rhymes! Caution is advised!

Proofread by PoisonClaw and Max Bet.

Sprout is entertaining Hitch and Sunny at his house on one of their playdates, when something goes wrong. Sprout can't find his mommy anywhere, she's missing!

Filled with panic, Sprout insists that Hitch and Sunny help him look for his mommy. And the two foals, having nothing better to do, agree to help.

Yet this trio of little ponies don't suspect that their little adventure is going to get them into a lot of trouble. Especially when they wander into a place they're supposedly not allowed to go into alone.

(Featured on 06/29/2022.)

Now with a dramatic reading by StraightToThePointStuio

Twilight Sparkle has diligently taken to her role as the new reigning monarch of Equestria. When a break in her schedule appears for a day, she decides to take a day off. Now, it’s up to Spike to make sure she’s not disturbed...no matter what comes up!

Unfortunately, the resurrection of the Grogar means Equestria is in danger and more importantly the Princess's desperately required rest!

This can only end poorly.

Now with audiobook awesomely provided by the wonderful, The Mysterious Fluttershy Fan

Oh my god, really?! Haven't we all had enough of this? I mean, just look at Sunset! The poor horsewoman can hardly take it anymore!

You know what, screw it. Just read it, you know how the story goes.

Or DO you?

...you probably do.

100th Story Special!

Featured 6/25/2022!

Inspired in part by shortskirtsandexplosion's story "Ma'am, This Is a Wendy's...?"

Which taught me not to hold back when I'm trying to be funny.

Here's a list of all my stories for easy access!

One day Izzy comes over with a surprise, not necessarily a good one. Now a certain earth pony mare has to deal with a creature that’s known for spitting. Can she do it?

This story is a sequel to Your Own Fault for Leaving Fruit Out

After the whole strawberry incident, Anon decided to switch to mangoes for a while.

Will this be any better?

Written for the One Thousand Word contest by Bicyclette

This story is a sequel to Car Wash

Few words in the English language are as terrifying as 'You're a car guy, right?' Minty's Mustang II is on the fritz and she wants an 'expert' opinion. If she wanted that, she really should've called an expert. Instead, she's stuck with me.

Special thanks to Admiral Biscuit for pre-reading!

It's finally strawberry season.

They're big and juicy and just ripe for anything.

Especially...a fruit bat.

Written for the One Thousand Word contest by Bicyclette

Inspired by the fanart Meme (smol)
By artist ShadowReindeer

Pipp decides to enlist the help of her friends and sister for a live stream displaying the many ways of taking pictures on a phone. The rest of them seem happy to help, but Zipp would rather not help at all.

Thank you to StraightToThePointStudio for another amazing reading
Strike A Pose by StraightToThePointStudio