Context is for the weak...and the curious. Instead of what they're saying about my stories, here's what they're saying in my stories.
โWhat do you know, little sisters are air-droppable at least twice!โ -Snow'El, 16
โHow sad. A life without friends seems hardly worth living.โ -Flurry Heart, Romancing The Stone
โIโve seen it in the eyes of so many humans since I arrived on Earth. You all want a pet pony. So hereโs your chance to have your very own pet unicorn. Do you have kids? Theyโll love me! Are you a dog person or a cat person? It doesnโt matter! If you throw a ball, Iโll fetch it! If you sit in your armchair, Iโll hop on your lap and purr. With a unicorn, you get the best of both worlds!โ -Cherry Pie, Cherry Pie, Pet Unicorn
โHa! Never presume that a filly doesnโt have Spinosaurus aegyptiacus at her disposal!โ -Petunia Paleo, Raptor Yellow
โThis is the mighty Steinman. An artifact infused with the magic of a dozen unicorns, and gifted to the humans who once lived here.โ -Wind Whistler, Holding Out For A Hero
โI donโt know whatโs gotten into the others, but we canโt seem to agree on anything lately. If you asked us who raises the sun each morning, weโd probably each pick a different princess.โ -Starsong, Disco Dash
โIโm always as good as I want to be. Lifeโs as exciting or as dull as I choose.โ -Shenanigans, Quick Trip
They say that Butterfly Island is one of the prettiest places in Equestria and itโs true. But these tropical beaches canโt hold a candle to you, the prettiest mare in all of Equestria. Itโs lonely here without you. Being away from you for so long has made me realize that I never want to be away from you ever again. -Star Catcher, Wayward Mail
โPretty sure that goes against the Hippocampus Oath, hot shot.โ -Wind Rider, Air Supremacy
โIโd love to. Can I borrow your car keys?โ -Minty, In With A Bang
โHow do you want to die?โ -Petunia Paleo, 7
Weโve only been here for a few minutes, but I can already feel the pull of the ocean calling to me. So much water, so much power. I feel like I could do anything here. -Dewdrop Dazzle, Entry 735
โAutonomous Mustang engaging Cars & Coffee Mode. Active Pedestrian-Targeting System online. Potential targets: many. This is the most joyous day since my build date.โ -2008 Ford Mustang GT, Ghost 'Stang
Sheโฆ uhโฆ sheโs um still mooning us. I was going to say cut this from the final print, but if Rook wants to be a cheeky little bugger, weโll leave it in. -Sir David Attenborough, Life On Equus
โTrixie could not come up with an easier spell if Trixie wrote it in crayon on the walls of Trixieโs motherโs kitchen.โ -Trixie, Spellcheck
โYou can lead a pony to water, Duchess, but you canโt make her bob for apples.โ -Starbeam Twinkle, Costume Contest
โKiss my rump.โ -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow Goes To TrotCon
โEar scratches are good and all, but whatโs a mare gotta do to get a tummy rub? Iโve been laying here like this for half an hour. This is an open invitation.โ -Minty, 3 AM
โYou eat like an unattended colt.โ -Nurse Sweetheart, Quarantine
โBut I used up all my wishes on socks.โ -Minty, Minty And The Magic Genie Lamp
โTwilightโs doing her imitation of a bewilderedbeest again.โ -Rainbow Dash, Gertie's Equestrian Tour
โI shook my booty, yes, yes, yes!โ -Razzaroo, Every Breath You Take
โYouโre very vocal for being a figment of my imagination.โ -Megan Williams, Therapy Session
โI like your car. Itโs a really pretty shade of blue.โ -Lolligiggle, Put A Pegasus In Your Tank
โThereโs an โxโ on the ground where I told you to dig. Are you digging on the โxโ or not? If I go down there, am I going to see my perfectly good โxโ still on the ground, completely untouched?โ -Frisco, We Built This City
โYeah, I see where youโre going with this, kiddo. Youโre a very naughty little pony.โ -Sunset Shimmer, Somepony Saved My Life Tonight
โWhat in the wide, wide, world of Equestria is rage therapy?โ -Twilight Sparkle, Venting
โI find myself in need of a pony of your skills.โ -Princess Cadance, The Offer
โThatโs not a bottomless pit, thatโs an incinerator.โ -Rarity, Resisting Temptation
โI feel like in Iโm in a bad fanfic during an info dump of exposition.โ -Izzy Moonbow, You're The Inspiration
โSo this is what itโs like to use my powers for good.โ -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow, Motivational Speaker
โThey donโt mess with me because Iโm the most dangerous thing in this neighborhood.โ -Cozy Glow, If You Could Read My Mind
โTrixie thinks youโd make a nice kumquat.โ -Trixie, Trunk-Or-Treat
โPick a country, Cozy.โ -Flitterheart, Heart In Pieces
โRoar! I am the mighty Ceratosaurus nasicornis!โ -Petunia Paleo, Filly Cheesesteaks
โI hired five pegasuses. I see about five hundred up there.โ -Jim France (CEO and Chairman of NASCAR), Days Without Thunder
โNopony ought to be all alone on Hearthโs Warming.โ -Cloudchaser, Lights
โPresenting Her Grace, Duchess Ploomette of the House of Hurricane, Equestrian Permanent Representative to the United Nations, and Equestrian Consul General of New York City.โ -Snowcatcher, Mr. Jones Goes To Equestria
โHerds donโt succeed if everypony wants to go off on their own.โ -Snowcatcher, Business Trip
โNincompoops?โ -Grogar, Nothing But The Tooth
โYouโฆrhymedโฆElectric Light Orchestraโฆwith helloโฆand it works.โ -Nermal (World's Cutest Kitty Catโข), Scrappy's Heaps
โWhy is the cat named Snuffles?โ -Grogar, Cozy Glow Adopts A Kitten
โDid you deliberately set the fire?โ -Star Catcher, Trotting Blackout
โCome on, kid, letโs get you some ice cream.โ -Queen Chrysalis, Mother Said
โOh hay no. You can โmathโ enough to read this figure to her.โ -Flitter, Heatwave
โWait, I ordered the chef and the waiter complained, but you just ordered the restaurant and heโs bringing it to us?!?โ -Rainbow Dash, My Best Friend
โPrepare to eat my dust, lardflank.โ -Rainbow Dash, Waiting For A Star To Fall
I've ruined the most perfect stallion in all of Equestria! -Rarity, Owner Of A Lonely Heart
โTrue friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.โ -Princess Luna, A Nice Game Of Chess
"If anypony needs medical attention, please remain still and continue bleeding profusely. Our completely unlicensed doctor will attend to your wounds in order of most blood loss. The more you bleed, the faster you get medical assistance!" -Announcer, Crash And Burn
"Skinny-dipping? How uncouth!" -Rarity, Here I Am
"Give 'em Tartarus, Daisy!" -Big Daddy McColt, Sometimes (We Are All We Got)
"I definitely feel pretty!" -Rainbow Dash, Mama Don't You Cry
"Do I look like the kind of griffin who cares what a princess says or does?" -Gilda, Only Time Will Tell
"And what, precisely, is this monstrosity?" -Ms. Harshwhinny, Pinkie Pie Destroys A Classic Muscle Car Just To Make A Bad Pun
"You know, I liked you better when you were feisty and argumentative." -Tex, The Valley Road
"I was working on something to prove to all of you that rocks can be just as fun as parties." -Maud Pie, Like A Rock
โKids, donโt try this at home. Iโm a trained professional stuntpony.โ -Minty, Shake It Up
โJust remember your father and I love you both.โ -Pear Butter, Last Kiss
โItโs like Mothra versus Twister.โ -Discord, If Wishes Came True
โWas I supposed to be trying to escape? Iโm sorry, I was just sitting here quietly.โ -Fluttershy, Summer Breeze
โIโll keep that in mind if I ever need to blackmail someponyโฆ Or torture them.โ -Wysteria, Hysteria
โWho said community service need be boring? Why not add just a touch of chaos?โ -Discord, Careless Whisper
โItโs a dormant volcano. It should be fine. Itโs not like itโs going to erupt tonight.โ -Vinyl Scratch, Having A Party
โYou are so charmingly naรฏve, Rainbow. Itโs your best quality.โ -Rarity, I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
"โBut thatโs the most unspeakable of unspeakables!โ -Pinkie Pie, Pie In The Sky
โYay! I get to play with the Theory of Relativity!โ -Pinkie Pie, The Search Is Over
โLook lady, you donโt get tโ have your cake and eat it too. You either get a ghost-free painting thatโs a little singed, or possibly a lot singed and probably on fire, or you have an intact painting thatโs haunted. Your choice, and since youโre payinโ us by thโ hour please feel free to take your time decidinโ.โ -Applejack, Every Picture Tells A Story
โEither kill him quieter or get out of my suite. Iโm going back to bed.โ -Prince Blueblood, Night Shift
โTo conquer your fear, the skies you must clear.โ -Iron Will, Don't Be Afraid
โThis is a restraining order, Rarity. What exactly did you do...?โ -Bill Elliott (1988 NASCAR Winston Cup champion), Runnin' On Empty
โIโll make it twenty percent if you donโt ask questions.โ -Fluttershy, Old Habits Die Hard
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Very cute! Talk about obscure G3 characters! Nice to see her get some art.
https://derpibooru.org/images/3021695
Thank you for the follow
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Not yet! I've been caught up in a few things here at home. I've still got a few things I need to get done in short order, and then I'll dedicate some time to figuring out the whole Discord thing. You know me and technology! Things should start calming down after my birthday in two weeks.
You have a wrangle of Discord yet? Let me know when you do!