No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is killing NASCAR in the 18-35 male demographic. Special pony paint schemes are devised, and the Mane 6 are invited to the Las Vegas race to watch their cars run. Cars are wrecked and havoc is wreaked...
Features Dale Earnhardt Junior, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Tony Stewart, Bill Elliott, and Kurt Busch.
An over-the-top comedy that's rated "teen" for adult themes, dialogue, and Pinkie Pie's trail of destruction.
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I have read some pretty strange crossovers in my life but this one nearly takes the cake... sorry the strangest was one for Harry Potter and Chobits... For some reason I'm picturing Celestia being a big race fan. Though I do wonder... how in Tirek's Nine Hells did the Mane6 end up in our world?
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Mmm. It feels like there's a lot left unexplained for no apparent reason. The Stare also seemed to come out of left field (although “I hear and obey Fluttershy.” did make me laugh), as did Kurt's breakdown. The brushie brushie scene seemed well-done, though.
Awww, Denny Hamlin doesn't have a pony, but I hope he does soon, maybe Trixie or Lyra could work for him.
I loved that part with the Fluttershy Stare and Kurt, I laughed so hard during that scene. I really want more of the whole zombie slave Fluttershy Stare.
Kurt:"I...will...cut...down...on...the...red...meat...intake,...lower...my...sodium...and...stop...reading...pornography...in...public...also...I...will...donate...sixty...thousand,,, dollars...to...the...World...Wildlife...Fund..."
I'm not a big NASCAR fan but this caught my eye simply because of how unconventional it seemed in a sea of grimdark and romance fics. Needless to say, I'm glad it did. I found your story quite humerous and I look forward to the next installment. Take my like and my favorite please!
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Thank you very much, and thanks for the watch as well!
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I've worked him into chapter 3, just for you!
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There will be more zombie Kurt, rest assured! On a side note, I hadn't even thought about suggesting Kurt donate to the WWF so thank you for the idea and it's in chapter 2.
Hey, you said that Denny Hamlin was going to be in it! But he wasn't!
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He's in the next chapter (3). His scene is already mostly written so I assure you he'll be there. I had this just uploaded chapter almost complete (and fully planned out) at the time chapter 1 and the prologue went up.
At first he was just going to get a cameo but inspiration hit and I gave him a whole scene. I hope you'll like it!
Can't type.... laughing too hard...
2221100 Oh, I forgot about the prologue, huh, I always thought that the prologue was like the chapter 1 or chapter -1.
Great story so far! Enjoying the hilarious antics of the ponies and the drivers.
Did you by any chance see this on DA? browse.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Racing-Is-Magic-256143799
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Thank you!
And actually I had not seen that. I love it!
thank god!! he picked white
this is now a
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Another awesome chapter! I really starting to like this crossover you're making. Keep up the great writing!
Yes! You have Denny in it!
All the hijinks here.
Sounds 'bout right...
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As promised!
Sorry for the long delay on this chapter - I know you were eagerly anticipating Denny's appearance.
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Thank you very much!
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Glad you like it, and thank you very much for the favorite!
Meanwhile, Kasey Kahne is sitting in his motorhome laughing his head off.
(Either that, or he got stuck with the Spike car.
)
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Currently laughing his head off.
I can try to work him in if you'd like.
Thanks for the fave!
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Stewart's 'sofa fairy' line was my favorite.
Thank you for writing this story!
You don't have to work Kahne in, but it might be funny to see him troll the other Hendrick drivers. (Or maybe he's a closet brony who's bummed out because he doesn't have a pony!)
I'd love to see a Carl Edwards cameo. Between him in the UPS car and Hamlin driving for FedEx, there's lots of potential for "shipping" jokes.
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I never even thought about that, LOL! Thanks for the idea - I may work it in.
NASCAR is my passion, how have I not read this yet!
I laughed at how the fictional Brian France is going off the deep end that a childrens' show, that has never aired against their live races, is somehow hurting their ratings.
The #97 NEMCO Toyota? Awesome Bill from Dawsonville's going to need more than R.D. on the hood to make that baby haul.
"Dignity, for one"- says the guy who once ran a bright yellow car hawking Nilla Wafers, a black one for the band 3 Doors Down, and a red one decaled to sort of look like a 57 Chevy.
County Applejack paired with California/Indiana's Jeff Gordon is rich. Kurt Busch getting this kind of treatment in Vegas, HIS RL HOMETOWN, is richer. I haven't laughed this much at a fic for a while.
IRL Dale Junior has run several cartoon-themed cars. He won a Busch race in an orange Looney Tunes-themed one with Gossamer the Monster on the hood and also ran once with Superman riding shotgun.
Believe it or not NASCAR has joked with drivers like this in RL with kids' characters too, a bunch of cars did Muppet paint jobs at Chicagoland in 2002 (the lead up included Miss Piggy trying to ditch Kermit for Dale Jarrett). The Muppets actually got thrown out of the track by race sponsoring Pepsi officals during the course of the weekend (not planned but they played it for laughs anyway).
Best part of this is Twilight trolling Tony. Not that Smoke isn't capable of fighting back, loved the bit about "That was my car that was upside down."
I feel bad for this fictional version of Kurt Busch now getting harassed by Fluttershy like this. He's going to need a Miller Lite or a Crown Royal when this is all over.
Nice to see Jimmie finally be the one to point out the cartoon characters shouldn't exist, much less be mugging his fridge. Dusty from Planes probably didn't do that to him this year when he ran a car to promote that movie...the Madgascar animals might have last year at Dover given that RL victory lane celebration at Dover in all those rainbow wigs.
Pinkie crashed the blimp, surprisingly dark for this fic but in character. Someone get out the Bud One Airship prepped to launch immediately!
Nice to old DW make a cameo, at the rate we're going Larry Mac's probably found a pegasus and is in the middle of a 3-hour dicussion on meteorology. This whole fic reminds me of that clip on YouTube with NASCAR audio set to the show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMaeyygkgBw
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LOL! Never seen that video before, but that's great! Reminds me of "My Little Top Gear" which is a classic.
And don't worry - there were no injuries when Pinkie crashed the blimp. I don't write dark (I much prefer comedy). It's just the normal comical cartoon destruction with no fatalities or lasting injuries.
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It's going to get worse for Kurt before it gets better. Actually, I'm not exactly sure things ever actually get better for him in this fic...
Each of the drivers has been chosen to match well with one of the ponies. Just not the pony they get saddled with.
For better results:
Jimmie Johnson/Twilight Sparkle
Tony Stewart/Pinkie Pie
Jeff Gordon/Rarity
Dale Earnhardt Junior/Applejack
Kurt Busch/Rainbow Dash
Bill Elliott/Fluttershy
But that wouldn't be nearly so funny and would result in:
Jimmie Johnson: Thanks to Twilight, we managed to run a perfect race. We led every lap and won by a margin of fifteen seconds. I want to thank her for what will surely go down in history as my greatest win!
Bill Elliott: You're right, Fluttershy. Finishing last so everyone else can feel better about themselves makes me feel good too!
Tony Stewart: So we ran third. Normally that would be a bit of a bummer but Pinkie Pie throws great third place parties! It's Thursday and we're still in Vegas, baby! But I have to cut this shindig short cause I need to get to the next track. What is the next race, anyways? Michigan? Just how long did this party last?!?
Jeff Gordon: Second is the! Worst! Possible! Thing!
Dale Junior: Dadgum, this is good cider. You brewed this yourself? Seriously, rainbow-colored ponies aren't supposed to be this cool.
Kurt Busch: Comments censored due to language but suffice it to say he was not amused at Rainbow Dash's modifications to his car to make it go faster...
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Heh, I remember "Muppetgate"!
I'm an old school fan, and remember when Awesome Bill was still awesome and even DW was still winning races. Hence the driver selections are all drivers who've been around for ten or more years because I'm familiar with them.
I'm glad you're getting a kick out of this fic so far. Any requests for a driver cameo?
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I don't like him but maybe Kyle Busch as he's the obvivious guy missing (although knowing him he's probably too busy moving down to take glory from the G2 and G3 characters) or Carl Edwards (could probably milk his backflips or constant Subway ads for something).
Although that said I wouldn't go out of the way to write them in if there's no role.
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Kyle's already been written in, fear not.
Pleasure to see this one out of the pits and rolling down the track once again. :)
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With four fresh Goodyears and a full tank of gas! :) It might not have been the fastest pitstop in history, but I'm expecting to make back that track position I lost taking so long in the pits.
I like a teen rating. The more degrading the better.
Yes I'm an asshole who likes perverted humor. Deal with it...
I don't know what's more unlikely: Landon Cassill turning up in a MLP fic or finding "Bambi" in the bargin bin.
So wait, what did Pinkie help Phil Parsons win?
Honestly didn't expect horse racing in this.
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Landon was actually a cameo request. Believe me, I was just as surprised as you were.
I never gave that thought about Bambi though. Very good point and something I need to fix.
Pinkie's just being Pinkie. She never helped Phil win a championship (or anything else). The idea was for her to show unexpected knowledge on NASCAR via namedropping a relatively obscure driver (but in this case, current car owner) and some terminology. I'll revise that scene for clarity also. I think I know how to do that already so I'll get right on it. Thank you for the feedback!
As for the horse racing, that was a last minute addition. Once I split this chapter into segments I realized this part was going to run short so I came up with another subplot. Since they're in Las Vegas I put Dash in a casino and then tried to figure out what she would find interesting. Inspiration hit and I ran with it.
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Made some tweaks and I think I fixed both issues. Thank you again!
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I wasn't pointing out errors, just bits I thought were funny (cool chapter overall). I know Pinkie's joking (unless she was secretly a member of Phil's pit crew at Charlotte back in 1994 which seems odd but then again it is Pinkie) and thought that bit was really funny. Granted the new one is even funnier.
Landon Cassill showing up was cool, great to see some of the more obscure drivers.
Kind of interested to see where the whole Bill/Chase Elliott thing goes. Far as I know Bill's not forcing him to do it but it's an interesting comparison with Scootaloo and R.D. Bill's definately going crazy with the retirement bit.
You just broke my brain. I hope you are happy.
And Pinkie Derail is GO.
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Pinkie Pie just has that effect on people (and ponies).
On the plus side, Pinkie has some duct tape for your brain! She promises to get it fixed up as good as new!
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Pinkie Pie's going off the rails on the Crazy Train!
"I hope Slugger never reads those stories I found on your harddrive"
What's Labbe got to do with this? Is this whole pony thing a conspiracy by Paul Menard and his crew chief to land the #27 Chevy a top-5?... (googles) Oh wait, Slugger was a G1 pony. Still ew to much of this chapter with Surprise.
Liked the pop shot at Donovan McNabb. He deserves it.
Yes Brett Bodine's only win involved a possible scoring error but he still held off DW to win it clean at the flag (although joking he didn't is funnier). Sadly winning at North Wilkesboro does not apparently prepare one for Pinkie Pie...unless she's throwing a "Won a NASCAR race in a Buick LaSabre" party which I wouldn't put past her.
The second half caused me a brain tumor. Is that a good thing?
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Hard to believe anyone could win any kind of race in a 1990 Buick. Except maybe a demolition derby.
And now I'm curious - I thought the Buick teams used Regals from 1989-1991 (and a few races by Mike Potter in 1992).
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Oops, you're right. Buick had the Regal and Oldsmobile had the Cutlass then. Brett's win actually was Buick's last in Cup. The LeSabre was used in NASCAR but it appears it was only a limited bit around 1986 (Pinkie: "No wonder only Bobby Hillin Jr. and Bobby Allison showed up for that party.").
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Apparently you have to be named Bobby to win in a LeSabre... ;)
That or driving for the Stavola Brothers. Though to be fair Joe Ruttman almost won in a LeSabre for King Racing at Richmond. He almost cleared the Earnhardt/Waltrip wreck and had he done so he'd have gotten his first (and only) career Cup win (instead of Kyle Petty taking home his first career Cup win). Joe had far too many hard luck moments in the Cup series and will forever be blemished by James Finch's decision to not bring a pit crew to the '04 Rockingham race.