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No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza has a problem, and there's only one pony who can help her with it...

Unfortunately, it's Cozy Glow.

An April Foal's Day crackfic.

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Neat, silly lil story, there totally could be more done with this.

This would be even funnier back before the writers nerfed Flurry Heart's powers (As so many others have been nerfed, ever since the second-season ender, when the writers tasted the forbidden fruit of... Worfing. :raritydespair: ) :twilightsmile:

Nice little story, all self contained.

I gotta say, Cadence and the princesses are huge jerks in this, but I suppose that would be in line with the finale. Either way its a nice story that does bring up a rather interesting scenario. I wonder if Shining knows about this.

"Four hundred miles north of everywhere, in a land of ice and snow, lies a mighty nation that the locals refer to as the Crystal Empire. The nickname is a bit of a misnomer, as Yakyakistan is even farther north, but, to be fair, the Bureau of Tourism came up with the nickname before Yakyakistan reopened its borders."

I think this paragraph is missing the nickname, if the nickname is supposed to refer to Crystal Empire being in the north. ^^

Only one chapter to this April Fools crackfic ?
Awww....
Heh. Nice banter between Cadance and Cozy.

Pfft, should've figured that's what the offer would be about. :rainbowlaugh:

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In the writer's defense, they wrote in Flurry's powers specifically with the intent of turning right around and nerfing them again...because as her premiere episode showed, she was a bit too OP for her own good, even by alicorn standards. :rainbowlaugh: To me, it makes sense anyway--nerf the all-powerful baby alicorn's powers until at least she's old enough to learn how to control them better and won't accidentally kill somepony. At which point, it's my personal headcanon that Flurry would regain full access to her powers as she gets older, but neither here nor there.

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Let's just say I really, really, really wanted Flurry to set Sombra's head on fire during the "Beginning of the End" episode and I was most disappointed. Also, if they have Flurry's power truly under control, there's a lot less risk of sudden Cozy-death or Cozy-mutilation, spoiling some of the joke.

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True dat, and I had the same thought, but I was willing to overlook that detail for the story's sake.

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The nickname is 'Four hundred miles north of everywhere' (similar to NYC's 'The city that never sleeps'). It's a nod to the fictional Moose County from The Cat Who... series. I've capitalized it to hopefully prevent further confusion. Thank you!

I still don't nor ever will like you Cozy Glow. :rainbowlaugh:

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Ah, okay. That makes sense. ^^

Heh, nice. :)

This was a very funny story.

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One of these days I'll convince you!

Okay, probably not, but I'll keep trying to. :raritywink:

XD I want more!

Very funny, enjoyed it from start to finish!

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Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :pinkiehappy:

So where’s the crackfic?

Now this is my kind of stupid! Well done fren! :pinkiecrazy:

An interesting cimbination, to be sure. Reminds me of some plans I had for them back when I still thought of writing fics.

You know, I could actually see this being a thing.

“You drive a hard bargain. One takeover attempt per calendar year. Please note you've already used up your solitary attempt for this year. If nothing else, it’ll keep Shining Armor from stagnating.”

Meanwhile Shining Armor: *snores in stagnation*

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