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Axolotl222


Catch me inbetween hyperfixations

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Wanted: Isabella "Izzy" Moonbow
Unicorn, lavender coat, blue mane
Medium sneaky
Reward: 100 bits
Magically capable and potentially dangerous. Approach with caution

Now with a dramatic reading by StraightToThePointStuio

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Comments ( 20 )

Medium sneaky

Is this meant to sound incomplete?

I loved this, it was so silly, and enjoyable, in a good way of course! And Pipp’s salon co-workers appeared, Jaz and Rocky! I love those two-

I can actually see this as one of the shorts on youtube

This is rather great! I could see this as one of those Tell Your Tale shorts. You even capture the chaotic energy of an Izzy episode has...

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I knew I would have to write something with those two eventually...
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Aw, thank you.

This was quite silly. All that for a bath🤣.

Considering that Izzy's a dumpster diver, this is probably overdue.
Also:

Then autumn would come and the town would slowly go quite again until the spring. Such was life.

should be

Then autumn would come and the town would slowly go quiet again until the spring. Such was life.

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Woah,
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Thanks. Ugh, English, I'll never understand you...

So without feather ado, Izzy bid the bush farewell and exited her hiding place.

Bush: "You're welcome!"
(Is "feather" a pun or a typo? I'm not sure...)

Suddenly, the author's attempt to turn this mess into a shipfic was interrupted by a fit of laughter.

Good, were were worried for a moment.
Not that this statement about Hitch would be wrong...


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Medium sneaky

Is this meant to sound incomplete?

Izzy used that term to describe herself in the movie. See here:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oLhLJDPToKc
(It's a YouTube Short, so embedding doesn't work.)

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Nope, just a typo. :twilightblush:

Also at this point I'm half convinced that Hasbro wants G5 to be a harem series... which might not be a bad idea now that I think about it.

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I thought "feather" might have been a reference to the Bad Unicorn Words.

Also, what gave you the harem theory? I mean aside from him being the only stallion in a group of mares.
Anything specific?

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I was just being scarcastic. A lot of people liked to joke that FiM was basically a harem anime (and there's a LOT of fanfiction that ran with that), so I was joking that G5 was following the trend.

But now that you've mentioned it, it does seem a little funny that they've suddenly decided to give a male main character... 🤔

Hose the dirty pone

This was cute. Looks like Izzy cultivated a scent FAR worse than rotten sardines.

Lol, wowzers.

Way to perfectly capture the craziness that is Izzy, this was hilarious but so heartwarming too.

"Z-zipp!" Hitch wheezed. "I... I-I... gak !"

Gak is back!

This is how a unicorn stank,
(Stank!)
bath time in a unicorn tank,
(Tank!)
This is how a unicorn hopes,
(Hopes!
Using all the unicorn's soap!
(Soap!)

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Now you just have to rap it...

Suddenly, the author's attempt to turn this mess into a shipfic was interrupted by a fit of laughter.

I don't think I've ever seen a self-fulfilling narration before.

Comment posted by Snowdrifter deleted Nov 2nd, 2023
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