Starvation. Humiliation. Unreasonable discipline. This is Flurry Heart's tale of just how awful her mother, Princess Cadance truly is, the abuses of whom being chronicled in her diary.

Written for the Cadance Is A Terrible Mom contest. Cover art by pabbley.

The Ponyville Home Owner's Association pays Twilight Sparkle's castle a visit. It goes about as predictably as you, Twilight, and the members of the Home Owner's Association might imagine.

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With no immediate princess or headmare duties to deal with, Twilight Sparkle baked cookies with a new ingredient she had invented. To Eric Reed's misfortune, Twilight asked him to be her victim taste-tester.

Eric would normally be happy to help, but the cookies' smell made him – and his stomach – want to take an indefinite rain check.

Unfortunately for Eric, with Twilight being Twilight and having her pseudo-scientist hat on, declining to eat up would be ineffective for curing his sudden "Persistent Alicorn Syndrome."

But fortunately for him, five words would turn the situation on its head.

This story is one of a series of stories that all take place after A Giant Adventure to Equestria. However, it is not necessary to read any of them to understand this story, but "A Giant Adventure to Equestria" does show how and why the human OC Eric Reed is in Equestria.

If you enjoy this story and would be interested in reading any of the other stories with Eric, you can find the list of all current ones here.

Anon and Rainbow Dash are talking when Anon asks what type of pony she is.

What happens next may shock you!

Art by witchtaunter on Derpibooru

For a long time now, the citizens of Equestria have been struck down by an epidemic of illness and sickness. Nopony seems to know for sure what could be the cause, but Princess Twilight has found one common answer: The restaurants and hotels of Equestria. All of them seem to be struck with the same kind of problems.

So with her friends Pinkie Pie and Rarity, they will cross over to Earth and bring back over a man that she has heard from Pinkie is a legend among humans when it comes to food. A man that she hopes can help her get to the bottom of the epidemic sweeping across Equestria: Chef Gordon Ramsay. For her sake...let's hope he takes the request well. And pray for the sanity of the poor souls of Equestria.

(this will include elements from both of Gordon's shows Kitchen Nightmares and Hotel Hell)

(Feel free to give any creative suggestions with this fic, its kind of a shot in the dark on my part making this one)

cover art by the great harwicks-art

Inspired by the fanart A Nap
By artist Renciel

With magic restored and unicorns and pegasi welcomed to Maretime Bay, Hitch decides that he should hire some more deputies to help around the town. However, his choice is something rather different. With a mountain of paperwork on his desk, he decides to have some company while he works.

No pony should care what Pipp and Zipp like to do together in their spare time. Their sisters, after all. If they want to spend time alone together, could blame them?

Now with dramatic readings, courtesy of The Mystery Fluttershy Fan and StraightToThePointStuio.

Izzy has an insatiable craving for pony hooves, and sets her sights on a certain sheriff next. It's sure to be a unicycling that Hitch will never forget.

Created with the help & encouragement of my co-conspirator: milesprower06

Now with an audio book by MysteryFluttershyFan

What do guards do when they get bored? Let's find out!

This is a rewrite of this story.

Twilight tries to feed Applejack a salad. It doesn't go well.

Written for Quills and Sofa's "Write Something Terrible" Panic. The idea was to write a terrible story, but I interpreted it as "write a terrible idea inside a story."