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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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Sweetie Bot installs Urban Dictionary.


With thanks to people on Discord for discussions.

Art: Maren.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 37 )

"When his brother became a Wonderbolt," Sweetie Bot said, "Rumble got possessed by a douchergeist. Acts like he's better than us."

That explains his Season 7 personality.

you always do the best comedy sweetiebot fics

"I made a little fucky-wucky," Sweetie agreed, holding her forehooves a half-inch apart.

At least she didn't have to get in the forever box.

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They did, however, have to restore from a backup.

With this latest upgrade, Sweetie will be very based, or whatever word she will know to use to describe her new improved self.

Classic sock.

and Sweetie Bot had a lithium battery smoothie.

She's still too young for battery acid martinis, after all.

"I sing, sew capes, and make graph theory computations."
Chip Cutter blinked again.
"We dunno what that means, either," Apple Bloom said, "but Twilight called her an edgelord."

Booo.

With an evil grin, Diamond Tiara looked at Sweetie Bot. "Should the past tense of yeet be 'yeeted' or 'yote'?"

Yoten.

Delightful use of the unique storytelling opportunities presented by Sweetie Bot, though I am sad to see Diamond Tiara still antagonizing the Crusaders. Still, a very fun read. Thank you for it.

This was good.
A one shot bot story.
:unsuresweetie:

EDIT: The cover pic is perfect.

This is funny. Now I want to read a fanfiction where Applejack and/or Apple Bloom find out that Granny Smith used to be a bank robber and are emotionally conflicted by it.

Gangster Sweetie both reminds me of "A Piece of the Action" from the original Star Trek and the time I had a barely-post-Nightmare-Moon Luna mixing several decades' worth of slang in her speech as a result of trying to catch up to modern Ponish.
:twistnerd:

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I kept it contained to the 20th century, but yes, something like that. :pinkiesmile:

Exceptional! Poor Sweetie Bot haha.

(Note the eye roll...)
You'd think that I might find some cool story to read, but lately all that I have been seeing is just a bunch of crosses and FoE, if not Fallout crap. Thus, I am reduced to intaking a "Sweetiebot" fic. Gave me a couple of giggles, at least. I'll give it that.


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Remember, it could be worse. We could be talking in the "Turned-on" way as in "A Clockwork Orange" with the "old In-out-in-out" schtick. Got it, Droog? (Yeah, another eyeroll and heavy sigh)

This F:flutterrage:kking story had me snort/laugh so hard I actually hurt myself! And I shouldn't be caught off by your endings anymore but yet again, you messed with my expectations.

Like, FAVE and so on...

This shit is good

Ponehibition

After years involved in MLP, Most of the Pony puns fly right over my head after reading them almost daily for over a decade. So whenever we get a new one like this, it feels like being hit by a train. Bravo!

I'll happily hand my crown of the nr1 feature spot to a fellow Sweetie Bot story xD. Congratz my man and a funny story. :raritywink:

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Ha, thanks! (Although we swapped back.)

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Posting a new chapter will do that. xD

Your shitpost-in-story-form crackfics are astonishingly coherent, Sock. :twistnerd:

"During Ponehibition," Apple Bloom said, "Granny was a bank robber and ciderlegger, but she forgot where she buried all her stashes of bits."

C’mon, you can not say something that incredible and refuse to elaborate.

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Shitposting is an art, and I am an artiste.

Encore encore:rainbowlaugh:

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"the mudponies did it"
*refuses to elaborate further*
*leaves*
:rainbowdetermined2:

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With an evil grin, Diamond Tiara looked at Sweetie Bot. "Should the past tense of yeet be 'yeeted' or 'yote'?"

Yoten.

Yate.

"During Ponehibition," Apple Bloom said, "Granny was a bank robber and ciderlegger, but she forgot where she buried all her stashes of bits."

Hahahahhahahhahahajahahah

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Yeetened.

"Ponehibition"

That alone means you have to write a sequel.

Sweetie Bot dates back to Friendship Is Witchcraft episode 4 (2011 !) & is the most enduring meme to come out of that series.

:duck:

I have no idea what I just read but it was wonderful.

Oh this had me howling :rainbowlaugh: I think I nearly bust a lung laughing at c**ckwomble. Well done :heart:

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