You'd think that being trapped in stone would mean that, if nothing else, I could get some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, it seems that Celestia has other ideas.

She has appointed these ponies... these 'Keepers', as she calls them, to keep me entertained during my incarceration.

Honestly? I'd prefer the boredom.

Cover art by matrosha123
Spanish Translation by SPANIARD KIWI found here

Twilight Sparkle is facing a crisis greater than Tirek, the Changelings, and King Sombra combined.

She's read every single book in existence.

So it is that she has nothing new to read.

She does not take it well.

Pre-read by The Albinocorn and MythrilMoth.

Review by Gear Tech the Living Robot

Dramatic reading by DRWolf
Reading by Wing T. Spears

Princess Luna has always avoided the subject of the number of thrones in the Canterlot royal throne room. But when a filly asks the weighted question to her face, Luna decides to answer – and finds that some recent events have changed what she believes that answer to be.

Beneficial, but not necessary, to have seen the Season 5 episode 'Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?' before reading this.

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Now featuring two Dramatic Readings!
Dr. Wolf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=rep0KyxVoEc&feature=emb_logo
Big Ash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlQdOjZd8og&feature=emb_logo

A collection of short, bad story ideas. Updated whenever.

The Silent Patient, read by Dr Wolf himself

Thanks to Solstice Shimmer for editing.

Join The Herd
Applejack is blessed with a big family. Can she convince Fluttershy to join it?
(A misguided attempt to turn Lauren Faust's trolling tweets into a serious story)

You Were Killed By
Button Mash is an online gaming legend, until he gets his flank kicked by a newcomer claiming to be Princess Luna.

The Silent Patient
Dr Wolf recently opened his psychiatry practice in Ponyville, but his latest visitor isn't what he expected.

Raising The Moon
Celestia encounters a young soldier while raising the moon. First chapter of a story project that is on hold.

.eq - Preamble
A conference on how to bring the internet to Equestria. First chapter of another long-term story project.

The Truth
An older professor confronts his former student over a question of science, progress and the truth.

Second Best
Twilight and her friends have competition.

Stranger Than Fantasy
A struggling author receives an unusual offer.

All Change
Excerpts from an abandoned story about the changeling civil war.

With the defeat of Nightmare Moon, Princess Luna has returned. As she recovers from her ordeal, Princess Celestia takes steps to reintroduce her as co-ruler of Equestria. Many ponies, however, are not pleased with this and ignore her, just like they did all those years ago.

Cover art by SymbianL

This story is a sequel to Tears of Snow

A few months have past since Snowdrop left, and Icy is trying to adapt to family life, a long distance relationship, and work towards his dream of being a guard. However, nightmares have plagued him and he struggles to get his mind back together, without the help of his biggest supporter. One evening, however, a guard comes and escorts him to Canterlot. Is this just what he needed or will it just make things worse?

Cover art commissioned from Neko-me... he's fantastic!

This story is a sequel to Secrets of a Royal Guard

Duty, honor, and loyalty above all else. That was what Silent Knight had been told ever since he was a colt. They had guided him all his life and he was more than ready to follow in his father’s hoofsteps by dedicating himself to the Royal Guard. Then he discovered something else he had never expected: friendship and love. He learned that he owed these values not just to his job, but to his wife, his friends, and his family. Unfortunately, he learned that too late.

War has broken out between the gryphon kingdoms and Equestria is stuck in the thick of it trying to protect their ally, Nordanver. As Silent marches off to war, he must contend with the guilt that battles within him. He played right into the claws of Sudramoar's sovereign, and now he must leave his newlywed wife behind so that he can pay the price for his foolish actions.

Knowledge of the Quill & Blade AU is recommended to understand this story. It is a direct sequel to Secrets of a Royal Guard.

This story is a sequel to Nexus' Hearths Warming

With the senate adjourned and the country finally at peace, Senator Lunarus Nexus retires to his quarters to start work on the Manehatten budget. But Princess Twilight insists that he come to her Anniversary Gala in Ponyville to celebrate her official move into Ponyville. After being swiftly warn down by his wife, he agrees to take her and the family, extended and all, to the Gala. Not everything is sunshine and rainbows however. Soon upon arrival, Dust starts to act slightly distant and to top it all off, his son goes missing along with his friend, Ephialtes', daughter, Night n' Gale. Their search will lead them to the newly rebuilt Everfree Castle. What dark forces lie beyond the stone walls? And will Nexus' marriage survive.

Commander Firebrand (The Fiery Joker) Used without permission. The rest are mine!

Slightly based off the movie Evelyn Also a sequel to My Little Scootaloo

Rainbow Dash has accomplished her dream. She finally got into the Wonderbolts. But the time away from her adoptive daughter, Scootaloo, has been troubling.

But one day while she's away, Scootaloos' real father breaks in and takes his daughter back by force. Now Rainbow Dash needs to find a way to get her daughter back. Blood related or not.

Silver Fall is a rare sort of dragon, a hybrid of Western and Eastern dragon. She always had been a bit too different, driven home by her choice of partner and fact she had offspring with him. Add abilities that most dragons don’t have typically have. Now, she’s trying to have some semblance of an ordinary life, with ponies. Enjoy, and please no auto-hates; seriously I don't want to see a mass of thumbs down with no explanation, if you dislike the story explain why.