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Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

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As a horrifying fusion of multiple creatures, Gorgon was quite literally many things. Monster. Lackey. Pony. Cockatrice. But as strange and mutated as he was, he was still part pony. Every pony needs a hobby.

The day that Gorgon leaves for Brimstone Fall, something begins to change in the radroaches he has been training to wrestle. Skitters, Jitters, Fluffy and Clyde are all beginning to feel strange, new feelings... but for a creature like a radroach, new feelings are any feelings at all.


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Based off of (And contains spoilers for!) Fallout: Equestria Project Horizons by Somber. A 'what-if' story about what could have happened to Gorgon's little hobby, assuming Taint didn't graphically kill all of his roaches.

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Twilight Sparkle writes an important letter about how she became friends with Lyra the unicorn, a mistake she made, its terrible consequence, and one of friendship’s hardest lessons.

(Thanks to _Medicshy for giving me his feedback on this. Anything about the characters in the story that seems off is probably an instance of me not taking his advice.)

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Twilight Sparkle is really really bored. She tries to find a way to not be so bored. Gross rationalization of injustice ensues.

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Ravaged by a war that ended civilization, Equestria is now nothing more than a desolate wasteland. The city of Trottingham is no exception. During the war it served as a beacon of peace to its citizens, taking in refugees from both sides. Now it serves as the embodiment of the Wasteland. Trottingham is now home to some of the most violent gangs in the Wasteland. But even the most fearsome of gangs don't even come close to the irradiated monstrosities that call Trottingham home. Swept up in an idealistic crusade to fight ‘the good fight’ one pegasus must learn if fighting is really the best way to 'fight' the good fight.

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I’m John Smith, your stereotypical brony. You know the type – the life-sucks loner sequestered in his room looking at pony all day long, gaining my only joy and happiness from Friendship is Magic. I’ve been through the motions, the being dropped into Equestria, the meeting and sleeping with the Mane Six, the grand adventure, the receipt of a key to Equestria, the six pledges of unrequited love… At least, that’s what I would love to tell you. Instead, I get to tell you this.

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A short story in which Rainbow Dash is facing an aspect of motherhood that she always hoped would pass her by... until she didn't.
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Trigger warning for possible body dysphoria ("why do they have udders"), though I would like to point out if it helps that the baby does rightfully gender RD as its mommy. Also, always remember that all of the dialogue between her and the foal is actually happening inside RD's head.

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Sly Clop is a laid back slacker who runs one of Ponyville's only porn shops on Soresaddle Street. He is a regular customer of Hard Cider's "gentlecolt's club", the Knife and Apple, where he regularly shoots the breeze with Rainbow Dash, who's seen better days.

One day, his only employee quits, and he's forced to hire a new one, starting a new awkward relationship with Lyra, who needs cash. What follows is a lighthearted fic with dark undertones that I hope you'll enjoy.

And if I haven't convinced you enough by this point, no, this not a clopfic.

New cover image by mickf18 on deviantART (DeusExKane here).

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Seriously, a lot.

(Now with a Spanish translation by the generous SPANIARD KIWI!)

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A Cutie Mark is meant to represent the personality and special talent of each pony that has one. Cheerilee's flowers symbolize her desire to help her students bloom, and the smiles represent the cheer that she hopes to bring to their lives.

At least...that's what she tells everypony who asks.

[SEMI-SAD]

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