Twilight Sparkle is really really bored. She tries to find a way to not be so bored. Gross rationalization of injustice ensues.
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I feel horrible for giggling >.<
Wat.......
I fucking love this.
What do I hear? Is that the sound of this fic climbing up the "getting featured" ladder? I think it is!
Best thing ever.
Ha, what the Buck?
AMAZING!
I can't decide between this being hilariously terrible, or terribly hilarious.
Either way, I laughed.
Hmm... (Thats my thinking noise
)
Love it.
Also, don't think I don't know that "wink out" is from the previous gens, cause I do.
18 likes and 0 dislikes at the time of reading. WTF!!??
I'm going to task myself to be the first dislike.
Bravo, good sir
as a grumpy curmudgeon, I relate to Twilight so much.
Twilight has issues
796504 You should seek help immediately before you punch a baby.
796516 You're Crazy Dude....
*stoner snicker*
796559 I'm disliking it because I disliked the story. I didn't know that was a crime.
Frankly I'd be alarmed if there were no dislikes. It is a story about a baby getting punched after all.
796570 It's okay.
Acrolith Punches a Like Button
The last sentence made my day.
796541 Why...why do you show up in everything I look at.
Like really. Do we have the same mindset or something? Do we click on the exact same things?
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.
797070
I don't show up in everything you look at. you look at everything I show up in. I was here first. You're stalking me.
Oh god, this shouldn't have made me laugh, but good job sir for using child abuse to bring a smile to my face!
DAFUQ DID I JUST READ?
Your an awful person for making me laugh at this.
Infinity Hitlers strangling infinite Fluttershys. THAT'S YOU. >:(
797746 is that better or worse than one Twilight punching one baby?
I'm going to hell for liking this lol
798411 So will 59 other people xD
Why is this so fucking hilarious? Why am I favoriting it? Good job, under 2k words you make a pretty funny, original (novel, even) one-shot
Deontology is indeed a dangerous route to take in any event. The safer ends-based moral philosophy is always Utilitarianism.
This story somehow balances the necessarity OOC-ness needed for this kind of story and the in-characterness to make it somehat believable. And hilarious.
4 moustaches out of 5.
Oh this was gud. I twas real good.
If It had been my ennui jar, it probably would have been enough to cover my bail...gotta love this story.
The definition for "deontological" that Twilight gives is very strange. On Wikipedia it's described as the judgment of the morality of an action based on a set of rules (often duty-based), not "so long as it produces a desirable end".
...is that part of the humor?
Despite being in the middle of a conversation at the time, I immediately broke out in laughter when I saw the name of this.
And now, having read the actual little story, I am very pleased with what you've done with this. It's going right into my favorites. For all posterity!!
What the fuck? I know the title says "Twilight Punches A Baby" but when she said it, I was like
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
I have no idea what I just read... But it was hilarious!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowkiss_flip.png
This is hilarious, But I just can't bring myself to upvote it... Darn you for creating a mild existential dilemma
...she must try a more unique approach on the next door she encounters.
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Twilight opened Sugarcube Corner's door with Spike.
Nice.
Nice.
Awesome Story!!!
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Some of the comments are funnier than the story.
Why don't I check the new stories tab often?
798411 Meh. I was already going to hell.
i came