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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • 1 week
    State of the Writer, April 2024!

    It's another boring one! I ain't wrote nothin'! :B

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    Fic recs, April 28th!

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  • 3 weeks
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

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  • 3 weeks
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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Jan
23rd
2016

Need something to review? Want to get into fanfic reviewing? · 1:37pm Jan 23rd, 2016

Consider reading a Present Perfect story today! :V

Yeah, I'm literally asking for reviews of my stories. ._. I'm sorry. Slightly fewer than half of my stories have a review, according to the Big Master Review List, and I'm always happy to see more. So I thought, I dunno, I don't know why I'm posting this. D:

Interestingly, my most-reviewed story is Treehouse, with four. Button Goulash also has four, but one of those is from being listed in my Button Mash edition review blog. :B I'm not in the habit of reviewing my own stories.

So, uh, here's all the ones that don't have any reviews and why you should read them? I'm not counting Future Progressive stuff, but none of those have been reviewed either!

...And It Was Going So Well, Too...: Because Sunset Shimmer makes a great straight man and incorrect predictions about upcoming episodes/movies are always hilarious.
Check Yourself Before You Tirek Yourself: Because it's literally one of the funniest things I've ever written and don't you want to read about Iron Will wrestling with Tirek?
Chrysalicksy: Because you love crackshipping?
Cutie Mark Cancer: Because it's kinda funny and has goofy incorrect predictions about the season four finale.
Discord's Deli of Chaos: Because it's random without being lolrandom.
ДØЯP: Because it's one of the funniest, most perfectly trollish things I've ever written, while simultaneously being my most political fic.
The Elements of Awesomery and Side Stories: These should be taken as consecutive sequels rather than chapters of one fic. They can be read in order and enjoyed on their own as complete stories.
Fast Times at Stinky Sugar: Because you thought Friendship Games was ridiculous. (These can also be read as complete stories.)
Fluttershy Goes to Hell: Because it was my first experiment with dark fic.
Fluttershy Goes to Fucking Narnia: Because it's one of the funniest things I've ever written.
I Taco You, Valentine!: Because everyone loves Sonata Dusk. :V
LyrAmie: Because you love Pokemon?
Persephone: Because it's new and actually a good story, I hope. :B
Pinkie Pie, and Nothing More: Because it's a decently-rated Sad Pinkie from back in the day. I may have outdone it with Laugh, Laugh, though.
The Profits of War (oh god don't, this story is really old and really bad, now that A Step Backward is gone it's my worst story, I'm not even kidding ;_;)
Rainbow Dash Doesn't Know What Hooves Are: Because you love stories that point out what a giant idiot Rainbow Dash is. :V
Snowdrop and Nyx Get Drunk and Make Out: Because it's one of the funniest things I've ever written and also I've been getting a lot of comments lately complaining about how I wrote Nyx at the start of the story.
Swarm of the Sentry: Because the title is an amazing pun and it makes fun of Flash Sentry.
Testamintin' (Actually, don't bother, I've got plans to rewrite this.)
That's Right: Because you're not sick of Gangnam Style.
Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like: Because I really want someone to explain to me why this story is so appealing.
Tomodachi no Kyoupon: Because you love anime?

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Comments ( 14 )

I'd be happy to do a more in-depth review of Nyx and Snowdrop Get Drunk and Make Out, although I'm not totally sure what you'd want in terms of feedback for a fic like that. Compliments on the humor and reproachful nagging on slightly overplayed comedic flanderization is the best you're likely to get, anyway.

Do Fic-a-Minutes count?

I will totally pick one of those and give it my special treatment.

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To be perfectly honest, when I went to write that story, it'd been a while since I'd read Past Sins and I couldn't remember a darned thing about Nyx. :B If I ever write the serious version, rest assured I'll have some assistance from Pen Stroke.

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Yes!

Well, I'm looking to populate the MRL, but I won't say no. I do enjoy your FaMs. :D

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A...a serious version? What would that even look like? :rainbowhuh:

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A three-novel epic about love, loss and birthing ancient horrors into the world. :B I'm not even kidding.

You know what I typically don't like? Crackfics. I tend to find them annoying, frustrating and, at times, downright offensive.

A lot of those look like crackfics.

:trixieshiftright:

...well, there are always exceptions. If you pick three, I'll drop them into my requests list.

I'll look them over and give my critiques in their comments, if it helps ^^

It'll have to wait a bit as I've already written a review of Dinky's First Kill for next week -- but there are definitely a couple on that list that look interesting. You have several that you say are among the funniest things you've written, but Things Rainbow Dash Doesn't Like may be the one that eventually gets the nod. Or not. Depends. Also, The Profits of War, just because of your description of it here. :P

I adore the few reviews I've gotten. Treasure them even. Even when TD said my story was lame. If they were money I would buy country fried steak with reviews and revel in cheap beer


That being said


You know what? I have absolutely nothing to do until school begins and to celebrate the liberation of Mississippi from the HellWinter, I'll do two reviews: Fluttershy Goes to Hell and Fluttershy Fuckin' goes to Fuckin' Narnia the Fuck. I'll even record 'em.

That's a whole lot of 'one of the funniest things I've ever written' :derpytongue2:
I try to be funny, but I've only dared use the Comedy tag once.

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Read the first three entries of the Elements of Awesomery. It's crackfiction with a purpose.

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oh dear XD

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