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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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It's the wrestling-mania event of the century! Everything is at stake! Two muscled titans enter the ring, vying for the Equestrian Belt, but only one will leave!

Will it be the Mad Minotaur of Minos, Iron Will?

Or the True Terror of Tartarus, Tirek?

Let's get ready to rumble!

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Comments ( 35 )

What.
I don't even what.
What?

EDIT:
I think I'm going to have to do a reading of this.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

Iron Will checked himself

How. That was crazy, random, and funny. I hope the shipping part. That was great.

...I'm okay with this

Best song for best fight scene
11/10
:rainbowlaugh:

Luckily, Tirek showed up like two seconds later and punched the fuck out of that tree, sending it skyward.

That was the most beautifully descriptive thing I've ever read.
:pinkiesad2:
~Dash The Stampede

Stop this.

You know, it's funny. I was saying to myself during the finale, "Now, see this, folks? This is what Iron Will might have been like if he were actually a villain."

In any case, thank you for taking these bulls by the horns and throwing them into the ring.

Also, I'm pretty sure the latest studies have confirmed that T. rex was, in fact, an apex predator. And Pluto is totes a planet.

This is soooo fucking stupid. I love it.

Oh my god you actually did it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

> I hope I never write another story around a pun again so long as I live, help me baby Jesus.

Oh, PP. You're like Discord. No matter how much you want to change we know you'll never be able to resist.

Also, ^H is best backspace. :twistnerd:

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You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad.

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no you don't understand I really hate puns D:

I like your work really I must say I'm officially a fan now. I also kinda hate you for using that title before I was able to my version had a rap battle and guest spots from alicorns and hip hop legends. Anyway well done. Adios. Also FlutterBulk rules

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You are a cool person :D

Majin Syeekoh
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That was goddamn insane and spectacular.

I thought that I would read a presentperfect story.

I was not disappointed.
:moustache:

Comment posted by Mnemonic_Horse deleted May 19th, 2014

Tirek held up a mighty hand. "I don't need your help, brother. Why are you even in this story?"

*In announcers voice* OOooh!! AND A CRITICAL HIT TO THE FOURTH WAALL!!!

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Actually, you know what? This whole STORY was a 4th wall breaking, laugh riot causing, totally ridiculous masterpiece. So just disregard what I previously said, and take my upvote. :rainbowlaugh:

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Glad you came around. :)

Jesus god, that was the funniest thing I've read all day! All of my greenthumb good sir, ask of them!

Bulk Biceps and Fluttershy had started making out just as soon as that sweet, sweet bell rang. It's totally canon, by the way. I ship it so hard. They are so doing it.

Ooo... legit clopping material, right here! Now, where's my obscene thestral plushie?

"We want arm drags!"
*Clap clap! Clap clap clap!*
"We want arm drags!"
*Clap clap! Clap clap clap!*
"We want arm drags!!!"
*Clap clap! Clap clap clap!*

Tirek grabbed Iron Will by the arm and flung him in an arc, such that he would impact with the ground at the end of it.

Yes!

But Iron Will was able to turn the inertia to his favor, catching himself on his hooves and leaning into Tirek, swinging him in exactly the same way. They continued like this for quite some time, until they were deep inside the Everfree Forest.

Whu...? ARM DRAGS FUCK YEAH!!!

Why, he's snogging your coach, Iron Will.

"No, I'm pretty sure he's engaged in illegal contact with your coach.

Bulk Biceps is the next Rated R Ponystar.
Flutters is really Lita reincarnated.

"A T-Rex?!" Iron Will interrobanged.

WTF?! BOOOOOOOOO!!! I PAID TO SEE A WRESTLE FIGHT!!!
*Throws an unopened ice cream bar at T-Rex*
T-Rex sucks! T-Rex sucks!

Princesses can totally interfere in sporting events, it's Equestrian law now.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ref's back was turned! REF'S BACK WAS TURNED!!! Interference, godammit!!!

The effect was immediate. Tirek's eyes shot open. They began to water. His free hand pounded the forest floor and his legs kicked and thrashed as he cried, "Uncle! Uncle!"

Oversell! Oversell! Boooooooo!!! This is worse than Shawn Micheals vs The Hulkster at SummerSlam '05!

"I hereby declare this wrestling match over!" Twilight shouted. "Iron Will wins!"

Crap finish. I think they forgot a few (dozen) spots, too. Just a feeling.

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I think Iron Will turning heel soon.

PP, I have a suggestion. This needed more chairs. There is never such a thing as too many chairs. Anyone who says otherwise is a lying parasitic hypocrite and a filthy casual.

I like to imagine they're Pokémon. Can you hear their high pitched battle cries as they fly gracefully into the ring? "Chair!" "CHAIR!" "Chair." "Chaaaaiir!"

Bonus glowstick clip. They make Jericho super happy. ALL YOUR GLOWSTICKS BELONG TO CHRIS JERICHO.

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This needed more chairs.

Aw snap. I'll admit, I don't watch wrestling, so I likely missed out on some good stuff like that.

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Dear me: why the fuck did you ship yourself with Daring Do in this story? What were you smoking? What have I become? D:

Her princess powers helped her catalogue the information, and even with the side track involving the growth rates of kudzu, she was able to come to a conclusion in a split second.

This. Kudzuhaiku is a monster.

Tirek held up a mighty hand. "I don't need your help, brother. Why are you even in this story?"

FOURTH WALL HUMOUR? BOOOOOOOOO!

Ah, who am I kidding? This is exactly what I expected going in, and I have nobody but myself to blame. It's random comedies. I have a weakness.

10/10 - It's okay.

Unfortunately, his complaints fell on deaf ears, because Bulk Biceps and Fluttershy had started making out just as soon as that sweet, sweet bell rang. It's totally canon, by the way. I ship it so hard. They are so doing it.

If you don't ship Fluttershy and Bulk, you're just wrong. :yay:

Interrobanged is possibly the best bad saidism ever.

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And don't you forget it!

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Later Reviews #43.

My review can be found here.

You told yourself that you wouldn’t write puns again but clearly you didn’t listen.

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There's no other screencap I should have expected in a reply.

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