Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
"Hoof me a few more marshmallows, darling." Rarity grinned mischievously as Pinkie Pie tossed her a few puffy morsels. "Yes. That's right. Mmmmm-heeheeheehee... Ahem." She stuck all ten onto a single stick, like a candy-flavored shish kabob. "Now..." She looked across the flickering campfire. "Does everypony have a canteen of cider?"
"Darn tootin'!" Applejack smirked back.
"Same here." Rainbow lifted her container.
Fluttershy gestured. "Filled and bubbling."
"Bubblelicious!" Pinkie giggled. "Heeeeeee!"
"Alright..." Rarity cleared her throat, gazing at everypony with their matching sticks with five marshmallows. "Let's begin."
"Mrmmmff..." Trixie grumbled, her ears drooping. "Trixie thinks this game is stupid already."
"Shhhhhh..." Twilight patted her shoulder, smiling. "I've read that this game builds friendship and character."
"Mwap."
"For goodness' sake..." Twilight rolled her eyes. "Part of becoming a better magician is trying new things. That works in the social realm as well." She looked at Rarity. "Please, get us started, Rarity."
"Yes... very well." Rarity cleared her throat and raised her stick of ten marshmallows up high. "Never have I ever been to the moon and back!" She winked at the other girls.
"Eugh..." Applejack rolled her eyes to the starlight. "Seriously? First question out of the gate and already I can tell this here camp is spineless!"
"Heeheehee..." Rarity batted her lashes. "It was simply a test, for starters. To teach Miss Lulamoon how it's done." She took a dainty sip of her canteen. "Mmmm... besides..." She licked the cider froth from her muzzle. "I was feeling thirsty."
"Yup." Applejack folded her forelimbs. "Suuuuuuure."
"Who's next?" Pinkie rocked back and forth. "Who's next?!?"
"You are." Rarity patted the mare's shoulder to her left. "We're going clockwise, darling."
"Ew." Rainbow made a face. "Since when? Clockwise is for losers."
"Oh go smoke a mule, Dashie!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out. "Or else get on my level! Ahem!" She stood up on her log and grinned into the firelight. "Never I have ever ticked off a hydra so badly that it ended up stomping after me and all of my friends!" She squinted down at Twilight to her left.
"Pffft! Pinkieeeee..." Twilight rolled her eyes, her cheeks rosy. "Everypony knows that embarrassing story!"
"So?" Pinkie giggle-snorted. "Rules are rulllles!"
"Very well..." Twilight bit off the furthest marshmallow on her stick, then took a sip of her canteen.
"Watch..." Rainbow whispered at Fluttershy. "Friggin' egghead can't hold her cider."
Twilight gulped and frowned across the fire. "I so can—HIC!—too..." She blushed furiously.
"Hahahaha!" Rainbow Dash teetered back, legs kicking. Fluttershy covered her snickers with a dainty hoof.
"Mmmmmm..." Twilight took a deep breath. "Okay, Trixie."
"Okay, what, Sparkle?"
"Get ready." Twilight held her stick up high as she smirked at the unicorn beside her. "Never have I ever lost sleep all night in quiet anticipation for the next day's camping trip."
"Wha... but... that..." Trixie squirmed where she sat. Her cheeks puffed up. "No fair! Sparkle knew about Trixie's restlessness!" She folded her forelimbs. "And now the rest of the camp knows!"
"Heeheehee!" Pinkie pointed. "If you don't want to be part of the game, the cave's over there—"
"And it's cold in that cave!" Trixie huffed. "Fluffy horse can save her jeers! Trixie knows how to rise to the challenge."
"Pssst." Twilight leaned in. "You gotta eat a marshmallow and take a sip of—"
"Trixie understands the rules!" Trixie nibbled and drank as commanded. Stifling a belch, she frowned. "This isn't over, Sparkle! Trixie will have her revenge!"
"But the way the circle is arranged—" Applejack pointed.
"Hmmm... oh!" Rarity smiled. "I know!" She grinned slyly. "If nopony has done what the pony asking suggests, then the circle spins in the opposite direction. Sound like a good rule?"
"Sure. Why not?" Fluttershy shrugged. "If it makes Trixie happy."
Rainbow leaned in. "You're just hoping for a chance that the game will skip you completely."
"Mmmmm-maybe."
"Heheheh."
"That works for Trixie. But, for now..." Trixie turned to face the mare to her left. "Apple horse."
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyup?" Applejack peeked from beneath her hat, smirking.
Trixie squinted. "Never has Trixie ever—" Her eyes crossed, and she slapped her chest, clearing her throat. "Sorry. F-force of habit." Taking a breath, she started over. "Never have I ever wished I was a city pony instead of a country pony."
"Well, dang." Applejack was already nibbling on her first marshmallow. She followed it up with a drink. "Got me there."
"Hey! No fair!" Pinkie pouted. "We all know that AJ took a trip to live in Manehattan as a adorable little freckled foal!"
"Yes, quite." Twilight pointed. "But Trixie didn't."
Pinkie frowned. "I'm not sure I like this 'Lulamoon Edition.'"
"Yes, well..." Trixie smiled at her with a haughty squint. "Them's the rules, candy mane."
Twilight doubled over, giggling.
"Ooooooh sister..." Pinkie rolled up sleeves that didn't exist. She smirked. "Wait until I switch seats with Twilight."
"Is that even possible?"
"I'd have to activate my... uh..." Pinkie blinked. "...trap marshmallow?"
"Heeheehee..." Fluttershy giggled.
Rarity nodded across the fire. "Your turn, Applejack."
"Well alright!" Applejack looked at the petite figure to her left. "You ready, sugarcube?"
Rainbow looked at her. Within an instant, her devilish smirk vanished. "Uhhhhh..." Fuzzy blue ears drooped. "Maybe?" she squeaked.
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Rainbow is going to end up getting so smashed...
Bring it. Let the secrets spill!
(Though I bet the first one thrown at her is, "Never have I ever done a Sonic Rainboom" and Rainbow is all worried right now for nothing.)
Imagine if it was hard cider!
part two be dropping da bombshells up in here!
...this can only end in drunk snuggles.
6793587 Knowing Skirts, and the way that this story had gone so far, I don't think that we'd be that lucky.
6793690 We can only hope.........
We all know what's Applejack gonna say, right?
"Never have I ever gone on a stupid epic quest to find the magical remains of a god of chaos in an attempt to restore his powers that were actually fully functional all along so I could exchange the power restoration for favors that I would be planning to use as a way to improve the life of Applejack who I'm madly in love with to the point it's kind of an unhealthy obsession but haven't actually been able to use the favors for what I originally intended because some things happened to ponies while looking for the remains and I had to help them because I'd feel like shit if I didn't but in the end it was all just a trick from the chaos god because he just wanted entertainment or some shit but he was so surprised in the way I acted that he actually had to take a step back and rethink his whole immortal life because holy shit he just couldn't believe I'm so in love with Applejack also I have an illness that'll leave me paralyzed though I guess that's not something I have done but thought it would be fun to mention for this one game."
6793462 Ye have cursed us...
I have never been this fucking excited about an upcoming chapter, you set the best position I have ever read for spilling secrets. This could either be the best thing to ever happen, or by far the most frusterating.
"Never have I ever had a crush on any of my friends."
Oh dear. This is going to be hilarious, revealing, or both.
Probably both.
Oh Celestia, I love these slice of life arcs...
6794038 Aaaah, but you forget our dear heroine can use her Fluttershy pass card in case of emergency.
6794260 And you forget that none of them but Fluttershy know that she's into mares. The pass card dodges one bullet, but revealing it gives the group a full magazine to unload.
6793888
Ye have little faith.
6794305 Ye have...uh...*insert witty remark here*
Though, seriously, you do know JE patrols these comments and makes our fears a reality....
Or he is nice for once
6794333
Oh, I know. But considering JE's specialty is subtlety, I doubt we're getting out of this game without at least having a little somethin' somethin' to make us flail our arms in minor happiness/frustration/whatever or ponder over for
everhow ever long it takes him to finish this story.Besides, it's Never Have I Ever. That's like...almost on par with Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle if you want things to happen.
...Right, JE?
6794423 To be honest, im considering leaving this story for a couple of months so I can not be on a cliffhanger...
Oh who am I kidding. Its Just Essay...his daily updates are so addictative and he always leaves cliffhangers...
At this rate one of two things will happen with the story.
1. The story never ends
2. The story ends on a cliff hanger.
3. We actually have AppleDashery...500+ chapters.
4. Something that we never saw coming.
6794423 One word.
JE.
Translation, yes, no, maybe, hopefully...probably not.
6794038 But didn't Rainbow have a thing for Fluttershy way back when? There are way too many easy outs for that one.
"Never have I ever kissed applejack"
Ayyyy.
6794441
I did that throughout the majority of the last arc. It was hard to keep away, much less pull away in the first place, but it made for some nice binging sessions for a few nights.
6794450
Eh. We'll see.
6794610 I just want to say...9950th comment!
You'll do very, very dishonest things... Wait, wrong story.
But seriously, sitting next to apple horse in a game of truth is a rookie mistake Dash!
It annoys me that the question Rarity asked was one that Rainbow would have had to drink to, and would have led to the Big Reveal but noooo. We can't be happy. We're reading Appledashery, where the truth that sets us free won't come out for another year or so.
This is the kind of story that never gets to the point isn't it
They get drunk and Rainbow confesses her feelings to Applejack on the spot, the two of them make out and the story is marked complete within the next 500 words.
I feel like we'd all be too stunned to even have a reaction.
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I never? My interest in this arc has doubled.
I know I keep saying it, but Trixie is soooo cuuuuute in this arc. Her and Fluttershy are the best ponies right now.
Quick, Fluttershy! Say "never have I ever crushed on one of my friends so hard that I saved her little sister from certain death without even telling her".
6794942
Well, she said the moon, not a moon, so New Saros is technically not covered. Close one, though!