Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Salamence Row Review
[3 days after Trixie became the Dragon Lord, Ponyville, Fall]
"Ants... her prank gave us ants...." Twilight growled, her ears twitching.
"Bork." Rahs sighed back shoveling another pile of the mess into the back of the cart that had been wheeled into Seshat for the clean up.
"I know that wasn't the goal, but it's what happened. Ugh, gone for a week and we have to deal with this when we come back." Twilight ranted. "Seshat why did you let Celestia do this."
"I am not part of this stupid prank war of yours. And I made sure Celestia knew that. As such she didn't change anything of mine, and all of your things are in storage in a place that I will tell you once you finish cleaning."Seshat huffed.
"Why did you let the ants in?" Twilight demanded.
"I'm a tree. Why do I care about ants running around, termites on the other branch."Seshat shuddered the floor shaking with the movement.
"I did not know you could do that." Twilight frowned looking at the floor.
"LESS TALKING AND MORE WORKING!" Spike bellowed stomping down the stairs with a large box. He reached in pulling out what looked to be a well painted minature of a battle mamoth, save there was a bite taken out of it showing it was strawberry cake."She used so much fondant to make every detail perfect, if it wasn't for the ants we wouldn't have noticed everything was freaking cake until we tried to use something."
"Fondant, truely she is an evil mare."
"Every book, model, peice of non integrated furnature, all our food, even the garbage is all cake...." Twilight grumbled. "Did no one notice this stuff?"
"Tempest, Grubber, and Starlight have both been staying over in the Guard Barraks. "Seshat offered," but that was only after Grubber ate everything that had been in his room. Peewee followed Tempest, Owlowcious has been camped out side waiting for mice to comeafter the cake, and Blakenly has burrowed though half of Rahs' bed at this point. Also i've seen Tiberious around too, and by around I mean a ROUND, that thing has gotten fat. Oh, you also have a guest."
“Really? Who?” Twilight asked. “ Can we get them to help?”
“Siblings.” a cold voice growled from the doorway. The three local Sparkles whipped their heads around at the tone to see Shining Armor standing there.”Why did I get a sudden strength boost that launched my foals into near orbit?”
“THEY DID IT” Twilight, Spike , and Rahs all shouted at the same time while pointing to the others.
“TRAITORS!” All three then yelled at each other before taking off in a random directions as Shining Armor screamed out and gave chase.
“Don't break anything!” Seshat demanded.
Manehatten.
“I told you it would not be that bad.” Sombra offered as Rarity sighed looking around her newest shop.
“Sombra... You destroyed the club making the noise, sicked the family of racoons on the mobsters, hired the two employees you couldn't intimidate into running away, and rebuilt the entire shop into something more apropriate for a blacksmith shop.” Rarity frowned. “How is this not bad? I never should have left you unsupervised.”
“Your shop is set up with time to spare and it is decorated with a simple undertone that is easy to add to or alter, the club was a hole and violated at least six building codes, the raccoons are gone, and the landlord was only probably a mobster. Though he did violate your signed agreement with his demands” Sombra huffed.”I will be reporting him and his 'deals' to the local Guard to deal with. Also no one was hurt in the club and that vampire mare thought the explosions were a 'cool effect'.”
“This is not how things are supposed to be done.” Rarity growled.
“Please. If we had done things your way this probably would have been a thirty minute friendship lesson or some other such nonsense.” Sombra growled back.”I simply did what you asked and got the store ready in time.”
“And threatening the employees?!” Rarity snapped.
“If they couldn't deal with me, they would not have stood up to the basic customers in this town.” Sombra pointed out. ”That I did not do things the way 'you' would have done them does not mean that my way did not work.”
“And the Raccoons mauling the landlord?”
“That was just funny.”
Sombra blinked as a roll of fabric bounced off his head, thrown by Rarity.
Sombra narrowed his eyes as he looked down at the roll then back up to Rarity. ”And what was that for?”
“That..... “ Rarity huffed.” That was for biteing Fluttershy....”
[Ponyville]
“WHAT the FUCK!?!” Sunset screamed out gesturing with a hoof.
Saturnia simply stared.
Aria tilted her her looking over the issue.
Applejack sighed.
Jynx was a little leery that she was seeing someone else at eye level.
Trixie simply smirked.
“WHO the fuck!?!” Sunset exclaimed.
“Ah see yah got Bleu to cast that spell again.” Applejack sighed.
“Trixie did indeed.”
“WHEN the FUCK!?!” Sunset demanded.
“Trixie is now Dragon Lord.” Trixie offered. “While this removes any certenty of Trixie winning for being the underdog, Rainbow Dash of all ponies pointed out that thatwas not a sure bet at this point in time any way.”
“Stars.... I need a cup or eight of coffee, I cannot deal with this sober.” Saturnia grumbled.
“HOW the FUCK!?!” Sunset eliquently put.
“At least she's a traveling mare so we don't have to deal with her that much.” Aria shrugged.
“No Trixie is pauseing her tour to maintain a presence here in Ponyville now.”Trixie offered fanning her wings a little, the effect making her scaled breasts jiggle and forced Jynx to growl glancing down at her own as if to compare sizes.
“WHERE the FUCK!?” Sunset continued.
“Ahh Trixie spoke with the Mayor and it seems there is a open spot in the Golden Oaks library along with a postion of town librarian given Twilight has vacated the location.”Trixie smiled.
“And sometimes, WHY the FUCK!?” Sunset concluded.
Trixie smiled.”Trixie knows you lot have written her off in the quest for Fuzzy. Trixie refuses to admidt defeat and suggests you get on her level.”
“Pass. I don't think my spine could take having boobs that big.” Aria countered.” Better hope Rahs is attracted to lower back pain with you lot.”
[Canterlot]
“So is that everything?” Luna asked.
“Yup, not sure why Shiny wanted to come to Ponyville for a few days, but it does give me time to finish cleaning out the Love Lab and bring everything up to the Empire.”Cadence offered. “Chryssy is watching the foals for a few days and I think I have all the boxes packed up. What did you plan to do with this place?”
“Provided we can keep or sister out, we were thinking some sort of game room.” Luna considered.
“OOOOO.”
“Not your sort of games neice.”
“Oh...”
“What are you going to do with all these boards?” Luna asked looking at the three or four boards covered in string with Rahs' name at the center and various scores, several bite marks were taken out of the corners.
“I'm not sure yet. I mean this is pretty good data, but it's kinda hard to update. The points without keeping a closer look on Ponyville and I can't come down here too often.”
“You also have Lulumoon in the bottom of the scoreing.”Luna frowned.
“Auntie, you are pretty much the only one with a bet on Trixie in this, I mean both Spike and Mrs Sparkle support her, but that's not enough really as they can't make bets at this level.... What?”
Cadence trailed off at the sight of a small blue dragon sitting on the table eating a box of thin mints.
“Hey these are pretty good.” Bleu hummed.
“Those had best not be mine.” Luna growled.
“Nah stole them from sunbutt.” Bleu offered.
“Ahh, carry on.” Luna nodded.
“Bleu, why are you here? How did you even get in?” Cadence demanded.
“Secret tunnel.” Bleu offered.
“Secret tunnel?” Cadence blinked.
“Secret Tunnel” Bleu agreed.
“Through the mountain.” Luna explained.
“Why does everyone but me know about that thing!?”Cadence huffed.
“That explains the how, but not the why Bleu.” Luna pointed out.
“Oh right.” Bleu offered “Heard about your thing here.”
Bleu explained before geturing to the other side of the table she sat on, and the large bag of what looked like gems and some currencies from places other than Equestria.The tiny dragon slapped the side of the bag with a claw.
“Put me down for Dragon Lord Trixie to win the mutt.”
“What!?” Luna questioned.
Cadence stared at the little dragon.”I'm sorry did you say 'Dragon Lord' Trixie?”
“Yep, she won the contest and I boosted her with the companion thing. Huge teats or whatever they are called on her now. Heard the dog likes those. At least he wasn't complaining when she burried his face in them.... repeatedly. Seriously that had to be intentional with those hugs.”
Cadence slowly turned to look over the boards.
“Lowest on points, hmm?” Luna asked.
Cadence screamed out in rage and blasted the boards apart.
I love Bleu's and Cadence's interactions
Poor Cadence, she just wants the ship, but everone keeps messing with her algorithms.
Cadance:
Just wants to ship in peace.
Bleu:
Equestria:
Peace was never an option.
Poor Cadence, she just aint thinking Eight dimentionally with a complex temporal function.
Cadence just can't catch a break. Also Sunset losing her mind at the sight of Dragon Lord Trixie was glorious.
LOL better get another board Cadence!
Why do I think that this is also some sort of long prank on Cadance for trying to set up somebeing when she was younger? They could have sworn vengeance and this is how they are getting even. My bet is one of the spiders. That or those spiders got bored and decided to pull a page out of Discord’s book.
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She wants a clean ship, unfortunately Rahs has 6 different ships with masts tangled and boarding partys engaged in CQC!
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"And that was without even a single drop of rum!"
Secret secret secret tunnel!
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahaahhahzhahahahhahahahahah
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Cadence, probably deserves it given her shipping habits.
I love so much about this chapter. It’s a great summary of the essence of why I adore this series.
Rarity and Sombra’s interaction and reimagining of the store in the original episode was priceless.
The prank and the Sparkle Sibs’ going’s crazy was entertaining.
Trixie and the Rahs Squad is everything I enjoy about romance (and nothing I dislike).
And to top it all off, I love that Blue also knows about the secret tunnel and that Cadence and Luna are the way they are.
I'll do you one better : Which The Fuck !!!??
Kinda hope we get a chapter later on with Spike and Bleu getting some one-on-one time. They need some more interactions with each other that does not involve the other siblings for once. They both got issues and stuff that would be nice to see them talk about. Or given drama dog, locked in a room with a baby photo album of spikes.
Not anymore
Absolutely priceless chapter ♡
Trixie comeback is epic.
Indeed, big boobs = often spine overstressed...
So... Changelings get drunk from caffeine making them at least part arachnid.
lmao
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This was established already
" Out of curiosity, why do you not just ask Seshat, or members of Saturnia's Hive to relay information to keep the chart somewhat accurate?"
"YOu know the sentient castle Rahs, Twilight and spike live in? or the allied, and likely still connected Changling Hive that lives near or in Ponyville?"
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" The local changelings are all rooting for Saturnia and have already messed with the points spread, and Seshat doesn't like me. "Cadence sighed.
"What ? Why?"
"I tried to set her up with this big thick oak tree on the other side of town and she got offended about it saying Oak isn't her type."
DED
Do we have a picture of Bleu yet? Every time we see her I am just picturing a smaller, maybe skinnier Ember. That can’t be right.
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I'll admit I usually imagine Blu as Ember's colors if she were taller, a bit darker, and looked more like Fatalis from MHW.
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Because Bleu us more of a troll than Celestia on occasion?
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Maybe she should update her system
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Everything is fine in love and war. This love story is war
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So - mutch - blue screening
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Impossible to tell who wins, but Rahs will be losing at the end
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This chapter was one hilarious level up after another
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Totally see Bleu gushing about Spike Baby photos
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This was confusing me, thanks for reminding me
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What would be her type? Cherry Trees? If she like Apples than Applejack can get Sheshat a Orchard worth of dating partners...
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ROLF = Rolling over laughter frantically ♡
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I'm waiting until Rahs finally nuts up at start an OFFICIAL Harem/herd/pack... cause I'd be interested in seeing if the author was interested in crossbreeding them...
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I think that is the only way he'll make up his mind. Because he doesn't want to choose and hurt one of the girls.
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at this point I don't think offspring are on the table anymore, considering the fact that none of them are completely mortal anymore, cept maybe apple snack, but that could change at any time.
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Who knows? there is no record on the lifespans of witch wolves because a certain princess tried to commit genocide when it came to witch wolves. Moon dogs tend to live as long as the person they are connected to and witch wolves are just a corrupted form of moon dogs.
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Honestly, that wouldn't surprise me at this point.
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Unfortunately, I don't think that will help her as her Shipping program is a homebrew, so she'd probably have to start over from scratch.
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her shipping calander would require a complete rework and maybe a few sacrafices, if pinkie and fluttershy provide her some, before she can start getting back on the level.
11410667 Regardless, we all know Cadance isn't having a good time.
Sooner or later, 'having an anatomically enhanced bipedal form' would become a mandatory in Rahs' fanclub. Wait, this means Sunset is now behind everyone else?
i love Rahs shipping board it make so much chaos that can keep discord happy for years with a side helping of ponyville and making cadence that much closer to the mental ward with how much it jump from one side to the next and that she can't seem to keep it stable with how often it changes as well love the chapter hope to see more soon
Coming from behind it's THHHEEE DRRRRAAGOOONNN LLLLOOOORRRD!
Poor Cadence
Behold the God of lower back pain. That’s what you get for a rack so big lol
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You are quite correct, I guess my internal romance addict wants them to just get together, and do cuddle piles
11410494 Had this done a while back
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Bleu still hasn't forgiven Cadence for knocking her into a mountain when the Empire reappeared.
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It's less a prank and more she's the Fed-ex princess and She's close with the Sparkles. She got one of her ships to work right with the eldest brother.. sorta, and she tried and failed most of the attempts with Twilight and many of Twilight's friends at the time. So she's gone all in on Rahs. Particularly with the size that betting pool has gotten.
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I've been getting a lot of use out of this one.
11410273 Yep it's why chryssy refused tea when she showed up again Saturnia isn't ass affected being half pony, but she still is.
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Honestly none of his haram are the same species as he is. AJ as a witch wolf is the closest, but Witchwolves are seperated enough as a species from Moon dogs now It's like a wolf and a husky, it can happen but still. Plus AJ is still part pony, Jynx is at least the same sort of species, but with her it's like you take a wolf( Diamond Dogs in the past) evolve it into a tasmanian Tiger( Bunyip), then evolve it into a Fox (moon dog) then back into a wolf( witchwolf) and cross breed it with another type of dog to get Jynx.
And the others arn't even the same species at all.
Saturnia doesn't count as she can be any and all species and changelings can breed with any and all species, the child just ends up what ever the mother is, so there's no real Half changelings.
This got away from me.
Also Witch Wolves are like Sayjins. They usualy never find out how long they can live because something or even themselves kills them.
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it's her fault for having such a stressful hobby
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No. Jynx is biped, Trixie and AJ became Biped, Saturnia doesn't give a shit what she can become, and Aria and Sunset both know the spell Adagio used to make them human and both can cast it,due to her father Aria can go other ways if she really wanted but magic was never her thing. And Sunset may know how to do a full polymorph of herself into something else, but she hasn't fiddled with that yet because she didn't think she needed to. It was never mandatory as Rahs liked Trixie and Saturnia as quadrapeds. But once everyone figured out what he liked they stepped up their game.
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This is why Discord often just shows up for tea and a show on Tuesdays and doesn't bother adding to it.
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Given that one of them is a god and the other has powers enhanced by a god, one would think their spines can take it
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True but witch wolves are the moon dogs closest relative on the family tree considering the origin family is extinct. Considering a corrupted moon dog becomes a witch wolf.
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Rahs is, at this point, the fucking One Piece and I'm honestly kinda surprised dear author hasn't had Sunset or Aria or hell Discord make that reference what with the rampant Shipping Bets currently in ponyville.
Rahs my boy at this point just ask the girls if they would be interested in being a harem
I know they explicitly said it wouldn't happen, but I still think Sunset and Saturnia will end up together. It's rather obvious they effectively have zero chance, and the two most morphic of them all (Aria doesn't care about magic and Sunset will step up her game staggeringly fast) will also be the first ones to pop the next generation, I bet.
Honestly the women going after Rahs thing is starting to feel a bit fetishy mostly because half of them are now bipedal with big breasts
That was a good chapter.
ROFL 🤣
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Oh sorry