Lost Goes On A Journey With A Team Of Three Rookie Rangers To Stop The Evil and Sexy Serenader
Lost Lightyear, the ultimate badass hero, is back like you've never seen her before! Now for the first (and only) time ever, be there as Equestrian Command's bravest Equestrian Ranger takes on the evil, sexy Serenader in an intergalactic struggle-is-real of epic proportions - right in their own universe: the KattiKrat Quadrant far, far away. This all new feature-length fanfiction includes action that can give Marvel and DC a run for their bits. Join the gang as they cheer for Lost Lightyear (Radical Intergalactic Equestrian Ranger): hero, legend, struggle-master, and a fanfic reader's origin story.
Urgent Message From Equestrian Command: The Serenader and his evil Reenions just invaded the planet of the innocent RDPs in their sexiabolical quest to take over the galaxy. Lost and her fearless team of Equestrian Rangers including the ice-cram-haired Nina Rosa, the brave and radical Cameron, and the progressional ranger PR are the only ones who can save the day...and the galaxy!
End Transmission: Will Lost save the RDPs in time? Will she defeat the sexy and evil Serenader? Set your course for out-of-this-world excitement as everyone's favorite Equestrian Ranger, Lost Lightyear Of Equestrian Command, takes adventure and heroism...TO INFINITY AND BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS!
"VHS, This is Beta, We Got The Package, now We're Coming Home!" a voice replied to the walkie talkie at the living room countertop in the brony cottage as a gitty Cameron Smith bounces up and down in excitement.
"HEY EVERYPONY, IT'S HERE, IT'S HERE!" Cameron exclaimed as he turned around. MagPiePony peeks from around a wall and realizes what's happening.
"It's Here? Well It's about time!" Mag said as she turns her head to hear the stomping of a truck backing up entering the room with a VHS cassette case in the back.
"DAYYUMN" replied GutiuSerenade in amazement. Cameron, still gitty, pushes passed them.
"AAAHH IT'S THE NEW ACTION-PACKED LOST LIGHTYEAR MOVIE!" He shouted. "2, 3, 4" Dusty exclaimed as they placed the tape down on the table next to their VHS player.
"Down, Move It Up!" Cameron runs toward the table with a screeching hault and kept on bouncing up and don like he got a recent sugar rush panting from all the running.
"S-somebody pu-PUT IN THE TAPE, I''m t-TIRED FROM ALL THE SONIC SPEED!" Mag walks over to the table and takes a seat.
"Ok Ok hold on to your inner Pony Horse Cam, I'll take care of this" Mag told Cameron
"I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!" Gutti shouted from across the room.
"She's your bae Guttibooty" Mag responded with a smug expression.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He shouted back. Mag pretends that the VHS case has been glued shut and pretends to grunt.
"It's stuck." Mag faked. Cam is scared but Mag opens the case revealing the joke.
"JK Rolling" she joked as Cam sighed in relief. Lost walks into the room and wonders what is going on.
"Lemme take a lookie at that little cookie" Lost rhymed. She sees the cover and is shocked, it says:
"Lost Lightyear Of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins".
"Damn, A legit Lost Lightyear movie." She said.
"Heh, well look at that babe, you look amazing, it's like you are a female Buzz Lightyear but hotter than titties." Mag chuckled as more bronies entered the living room.
"Shreked" ObabScribbler whispered as she moved along to take a seat.
"Heh heh, great joke baby, now let's watch this shit." Lost responded.
"PLEASE PLEASE DO IT DO IT!" Cam responded repeatedly.
"Hun, we're not gonna watch the whole thing, we're just hear to see the sneak peeks in the menu." Mag joked.
"WHAT?!" Cam responded thinking this was true.
"She's joking around Cameron." Lost said with a smirk as Mag went to put the tape inside the VHS player.
"Pardon me." Gutti said as he walked to Lost and Cameron.
"Are you sure this VHS is actually real, I mean, I hope it's better than that one about Shitward killing himself." He mentioned.
"SHE'S SERIOUS GUTTI, PUT IT IN, PUT IT IN!" Cam shouted as Mag fakes at forcing the tape into the VHS player.
"Damn thing, It's jammed" she joked." Cameron is in shock thinking it was real has he is about to pass out.
"JAMMED?! OH, I CAN'T STAND THE SUSPENSE I CAN'T JUST, I, AHHHH" He said as he faked passing out of his chair. The other bronies gather around Cam thinking he really did pass out.
"Oh boy" said in disbelief.
"CAM!" Lost gasped.
"Geez, I think we went a little too far. Mag realized. Cam jumped up and made them all jump.
"AHA, Jusk Kidding!" Cam joked.
"Haha, good one Cam" Comedy Sketch said in amusement.
"Very good."
The TV turned on and a logo of a pony's head with wings flew across the screen as it faced the middle. Text hit the logo and spelled out "Lost Lightyear of Equestrian Command: The Adventure Begins" as it flew away.
"This is The Universe, I work here." A voice representing TheLostNarrator said to the audience. An icon of Lost Lightyear appeared on the right as statistics popped up along the left.
"The name's Lightyear, Lost Lightyear, I'm an Equestrian Ranger." Another icon appeared, but this one represented ChaoticSeven with a smug look on his face as different stats showed up.
"My partner Chaotic DarkPower and I work out of Equestrian Command's universe protection unit. Out of 0800 hours and they sent us the message." she said. An alert flashed on the screen saying
"MISSION ASSIGNMENT". Then, a woman announced:
"MISSING: THREE RDPs, LAST SEEN EQUESTRIAN COMMAND SCIENCE FAIR! LOCAL MISSION OBJECTIVE, SAVE R.D.P.S.A.S.A.P.E.N.I.S.!" she announced.
"We'll find and rescue those missing RDPs, even if it takes us to infinity and beyond...motherfuckers." Lost Lightyear announced.
A gas planet is then seen as geysers of gas bursted from every crater.
"Zeta Quadrant: Uncharted Moon" Lost Lightyear, walking across the cliffside, is reporting updates on the mission.
"Lost Lightyear Mission Log: We've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom..." Lost said as she flipped up her wrist communicator and reveals a hologram of the 3 missing RDPs.
"...with no sign of the missing personal."
Headlights shine in Lost's direction as a car horn is honked.
"HEY!" she shouted as an Equestrian Command buggy that was driven by Chaotic.
"Come on Losty, nobody reads those shitty reports, it's like Sean Connery narrating about his love of eggs." Chaotic said.
"Chaotic my friend." Lost told Chaotic as she walked over to him.
"Procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos." She told him as she put on a pair of high-tech goggles.
"Ah, Lost, if it means less paperwork, I'll take Discord's furry ass." Chaotic joked as he got into the buggy and fastened his seatbelt.
"Ugh, give it up Losty, this rock's as dead as it looks." Chaotic sighed. Lost walked over to the buggy as more gassy geysers blasted from the moon's many craters.
"Never judge a moon by it's crater, we better double check the dark side." She announced to Chaotic.
"I'll drive." Chaotic responded with a smirk.
The buggy speeds off onto the bumpy roads of the moon as they drive off a cliff. Then, 3 RDPs jump up from three covered sheets and scream,
"REEEEEHHHNNNBBOO DEEERRRRSSSHHH!" as the buggy hits the ground aand screeched to a hault. Lost and Chaotic turn to the back of the buggy and find them.
"Well bitch, look at that, mission accomplished, three RDPs disappeared, we just found 3 RDPs." Chaotic said as he flipped up his wrist communicator revealing the same hologram of the missing RDP report. Lost stares at the hologram and is not convinced.
"Well, Chaotic, I don't think these are the 3 missing RDPs." Lost said.
"Sure, not anymore" Chaotic smirked.
"I'm afraid these three are stowaways, ah fuck, there goes my report out the window, HEY!" Lost shouts as she noticed the RDPs from the buggy running away.
"MUST SAVE THE LOST ONES!" The 3 RDPs shouted in unison.
"Woah woah woah we'll find ur friends girls, just not here." Chaotic told the RDPs as he stopped them.
"Here." One RDP said as they walked passed Chaotic and kept on their merry way.
"How can you be so sure?" Lost questioned the RDPs.
"Dershlink!" They all said.
"Ugh, you shitting me, come on." Chaotic groaned. The 3 RDPs' antennas buzzed as they all said in unison:
"EEEEEVVVIIIILLLL!" Chaotic turned to Lost with a bored expression.
"Now they're trying to freak us out." Chaotic told Lost.
"NO! It's my worst fear come true." Lost replied.
"Here we go again." Chaotic mumbled.
"This can be the only work of the sworn enemy of Equestria: The Serenader himself." Lost announced as Chaotic faced her with a straight face.
"THE FUCK YOU MEAN PLOT?! YOU THINK THE SERENADER IS BEHIND EVERY KITTEN STUCK IN A TREE!" Chaotic boomed.
"What fiend, wait, how the fuck would Peanut be involved in The Serenader's nefarious schemas? That doesn't make any fucking sense at all."
"All I know is that we searched half of this moon and WHAT DID WE FIND?! A WHOLE SHITLOAD OF NOTHING!" Chaotic shouted.
Lost looked shocked as something emerged from behind Chaotic.
"There's something really bad behind me is there?" Chaotic questioned. The thing roared as Chaotic turned around, also in shock.
"A 3-HEADED CRATOR SNAKE, LOOK OUT!" Lost shouted as the snake tripped both of them as they hit the ground. They both prepared their lasers to shoot.
"3-Headed Crater Snakes never hunt in packs!" Lost exclaimed.
"You think they would know that logic?" Packs of snakes headed toward them as Lost and Chaotic shot their lasers at the crater snakes as they got even more aggressive. One snake tried to grab Chaotic but Lost luckily shot it down.
"Thanks partner" Chaotic thanked Lost. Lost smiled and went back to shooting the snakes.
"Looks like this moon isn't so dead after all." Lost told Chaotic as more crater snakes hit the rocks grounds of the moon.
"THE LOST ONES!" the 3 RDPs said as Lost realized where they were.
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" Lost shouted but had to focus as a crater snake was about to smack her with it's tail. Lost ducked in the nick of time before it could.
"This way." One RDP told the others as a crater snake smashed the hole almost killing them. Chaotic tried to get away from one but it was coiling itself in circles. More crater snakes tried to crush both Lost and Chaotic. Lost didn't know what was going on until it was too late and a crater snake grasped Lost off the ground. As the RDPs were trying to find the lost ones, Lost saw them and used her wings to break free from the crater snake's grasp. She flew over and landed down on her back. She blocked the snake from killing the RDPs as she shot her laser and hit it straight in the belly. It screeched in agony as Chaotic was fighting off more snakes.
"CHAOTIC, HIT 'EM FROM BELOW!" Lost shouted at Chaotic.
"Soft underbellies, eh bitch?" Chaotic mumbled as he used his wings to fly up near the snakes. He pressed his Equestrian Ranger logo and a ray gun came out.
"Let's tickle this guy's pussy with this baby" Chaotic joked as he shot more snakes in the belly and made them go under the craters.
"Of course, I should've guessed. A crater snake slag monster mutant!" Lost realized as a big rock opened it's only eye and groaned in anger. Lost and Chaotic were shocked as the monster's crater snakes screeched aggressively. Lost noticed that the RDPs were gone.
"THE RDPs!" Lost shouted. The three RDPs were heading towards the mutant as the mutant's crater snaked hissed angrily at them.
"Must save the lost ones." The three RDPs said in unison as Lost and Chaotic flew in picked them up.
"BITCH, CAN YOU JUST-" Chaotic tried to say.
"CHAOTIC, GENDI SPLIT, NOW!" Lost interrupted as they hit some of the snakes. Lost kicked one in the face almost cracking it's skull. Lost and Chaotic flew down to a nearby cliff side.
"IS THERE ANY REASON YOU WERE TRYING TO TRY TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A MUTANT ABOUT 20,000 CRATERS?!" Chaotic shouted to the RDPs. "The lost ones are there" They said as the walked over to where the mutant snake monster.
"Oh, well I'd say they are now dead corpses" Chaotic responded. "The mutant noticed them and faced in their direction.
"Let's get out of here." Chaotic said.
Lost had an idea and decided to go for it.
"Nah, I'm going in, follow me." Lost said as she flew in the direction of the mutant.
"I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLAN!" Chaotic replied.
"It's more so than usual" Lost responded as she pressed a button. Two grappling hooks strangled two snakes, tying them together. Lost and Chaotic kept strangling the snakes, tying the mall into knots.
"Now what?" Chaotic asked lost.
"Full Throttle, HIT IT!" Lost responded as she went faster and tied the remaining crater snakes together. Chaotic followed as they flew upward and pulled as hard as they can, causing the mutant to struggle to stay on ground. The ground crumbled revealing a circular hatch with a big "S" on the front.
"The lost ones aren't in it, they're under it!" Lost exclaimed, still struggling.
"NOT...ENOUGH...POWER! Alright, new plan!" Lost and Chaotic aimed their lasers at the Cliffside, planning on crushing the mutant. The Cliffside almist caused one RDP to fall off, but was saved by the other two. A falling piece of rock almost crushed Lost and Chaotic, but they flew through hole safely as it crushed the mutant to death.
"That was your plan?" Chaotic questioned.
"Most of it, where are the RDPs?" Lost responded. Chaotic sighed.
"Take a fucking guess." He pointed down at the three RDPs on the now-broken cliffside and flew down to the ground. The three RDPs pointed their hooves at the hatch.
"The Serenader's Subterranean Outpost: Torture Division" A laboratory is seen with lots of scattered weaponry and metal are in certain sections. In the middle is a big tube containing the three missing RDPs hooked up to electrical hemlents. A robotic hand from one of The Serenader's Reenions cranks a knob as we hear the pained screams of the RDPs being electrocuted. Suddenly, a door opens causing the Reenions to look in fright, luckily, it was another Reenion. They sighed in relief.
"Anything?" The Reenion asked.
"Uh, no" The rest responded in unison.
"Oh, he's not gonna like this" the Reenion chuckled.
The door opens again causing the Reenion to gasp in shock. It turned out to be one of The Serenader's best minion: H.
"Anything?" She asked.
"No" the Reenions responded in unison.
"Doh he's not going to like this!" H worried. She went back out the door and it shut. The Reenions went back to their normal duties until it opened again and out came H.
"What should I tell him? H questioned the Reenions.
"We have proven that the three Rainbow Dash Ponz think and feel as one, we, heh heh, just don't know how as if Bill Nye would explain this shit" A Reenion responded.
"Doh, he's not going to like this at all!" H said as she walked back out the door. One Reenion released himself from the stress he had. Once the door opened the third time, he was furious.
"DOOOOOHHH NOW WHAT?!" the Reenion questioned. A hand was holding H by the throat.
"AGH, HE DIDN'T LIKE IT!" H responded as the hand dropped her to the ground and in walked The Serenader himself.
The Reenions were afraid of him.
"AHH, Eyy Serenader how are ya? The torture tank is good to go as you can see and I got everything togethe-" The Reenion exclaimed as The Serenader smacked him, hitting the ground with a high-pitched clang.
"My bad" he responded. Serenader's sharp, pointy claw hands tap the torture tank and cause it to break instantly, almost flooding the room.
"Damn he strong as fuck" the RPDs said in unison but were soon interrupted as The Serenader grabs them by the wired helmets and amits an electrical charge from the point of his finger and zaps the RPDs as he chuckled in amusement.
"We, are one" the RPDs said in unison before getting shocked again.
"We will never talk!" One RDP said. "Do your worse!" another announced.
"My plan exactly lovelies~" The Serenader responded all while zapping the RDPs.
Meanwhile, Lost tries to melt the metal doors but it doesn't work.
"Fuck, laser resistant diabonic alloy." Lost said
"Let me try" Chaotic responded. He walked over and knocked on the metal door and shouted,
"HEY IT'S PAPA JOHNS!" The Serenader's second best minion Silver opened the door.
"Did you want some sausage?" she asked before Chaotic slammed the door shut, sending Silver flying backwards and crashing into machinery. Chaotic opens the door.
"Ladies first." he politely said as Lost walks through the door.
"Excuse us, coming through" the RDPs said.
"Get back in the ship and wait." Lost said pointing at the door.
"NOOOOO" the RDPs said with worried expressions. Lost sighs.
"Now I know this is personal for you, but I must insist" she responds.
"NOOOOO" they say once more.
"Ok, we're about to enter a very dangerous command area so really-" Lost tried to tell them.
"WE FEEL THE PAIN NOOOO" they shout in unison. Lost realizes why.
"Ohhh right, it's that Dershlink crap again." she said not surprised.
"How do you do that anyway?" Chaotic questions. The RDPs gasp,
"The Unidersh" they respond.
"Unidersh?" Chaotic was confused of the concept.
"It's a mystical orb that connects all the RDPs together, it's on their homeworld, even though it's really classified information." Lost told Chaotic as they walked toward the door's sides.
"I'm your partner I should know." Chaotic said.
"Not really" Lost responded.
"Am I alright with that?" Chaotic questioned
"I would say you're up to speed." Lost told him
"Ok thank you" Chaotic responded. The door opened and they both prepared their lasers to fire.
"TELL ME YOUR DERSHLINK, TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!" Serenader boomed.
"NEVER!" the three RDPs shouted all at once. The Serenader was not amused.
"Well, it seems that I will have to force you to tell me~" he chuckled.
"WHERE'S MY IMPREGNATING DILDO MACHINE?!" Serenader shouted as a big humanoid with a big donger and a hologram of Wuten's face on a TV monitor appeared from a floor trapdoor.
"IM GONNA WRECK IT" the machine said as The Serenader laughed manically. His laughing was soon interrupted as the machine blew up. He looked upward as Lost and Chaotic skitted down the stepway and prepared their lasers.
"Ah, Lightyear" The Serenader said sarcastically.
"Serenader, by the authority of Equestrian Command you are arrested for attempted rape and sexualy acts with Equestrian Command personal." Lost announced with a stern face.
"I shall get rid of Equestrian Command" The Serenader said as he pressed a remote.
"But first, I shall get rid of you" Robots appeared from trap doors in the celling and landed down each with a loud thud.
"Well, not personally PEARBOTS GET RID OF LOST LIGHTYEAR!" The Serenader shouted as each Pearbot brought out their weaponry and began to fire. Lost responded back by firing her laser at the Pearbots. The Serenader got on his ecape pod.
"PREPARE TO DIE, LOST LIGHTYEAR!" The Serenader shouted as the escape pod went up into the celling.
"NOT THIS TIME SERENADER" Lost said trying to shoot his escape pod but misses as The Serenader escapes. Lost Lightyear runs while ducking shots from the Pearbots and shoots her laser at the chains holding the three RDPs stuck in their chairs and breaks them free. Lost backflips over to save the RDPs awhile blowing up Pearbots with her laser.
"HOP ON!" Lost says as she pops out her wings. The RDPs jump onto her back as she flew throughout the hideout, shooting down every single Pearbot in sight. While flying upward, a piece of machinery explodes, causing one of the RDPs to fall off Lost's back but was quickly saved by her. A couple of Pearbots were left behind, trying to shoot lost down but were crushed to death by Chaotic who used an escape pod.
"Backup?" Chaotic joked. Lost flew down next to him with the RDPs.
"Always a dramatic entrence Chaotic, let's go after The Serenader!" Lost responded.
"Not this time Lightyear..." The Serenader said from a TV screen nearby
"...for I have activated the self-destruct sequence on my way out, it is a moon of doom now lovelies~" The Serenader laughed.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN 60 SECONDS" went off the voice of the Self Destruct.
"60 seconds, really bruh?" Lost joked
"All the time in the world to be a dick biscuit on wheels Lost" joked Chaotic. Their conversation was interrupted by more gunfire by some more Pearbots.
"Oh shit" the three RDPs said in unison. Lost jumped into action and used her jaser to get rid of them one by one.
"GET TO THE SHIP AND BLAST OFF!" Lost shouted from 5 feet away as she and Chaotic jumped from the escape pod.
"BUT LOST!" the RDPs whined.
"THAT'S AN ORDER, WE'LL MEET YOU ON ORBIT!" Lost replied as she and Chaotic kept shooting their lasers in the direction of the Pearbots.
The three RDPs from the buggy helped the missing ones get out the door and into the rocket as Lost and Chaotic kept battling.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN 45 SECONDS" went off the self destruct voice again.
"FAREWELL LIGHTYEAR, THIS TIME, YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE!" The Serenader laughed maniacally. Lost blew up the screen with a single shot from her laser.
"Just watch me Serenader you motherfucker" Lost said angrily. Lost and Chaotic kept shooting at Pearbots until two hit a bomb and both exploded causing a chain reaction to where Lost almost died from a falling piece of large machinery. She killed a few more Pearbots in her way and tried to look for Chaotic.
"COME ON CHAOTIC, IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS ROCK!" Lost shouted, still looking for him. She couldn't find him until she heard a groan and realized who it was, it was Chaotic himself, stuck under a large pile of metallic scraps. Lost ran over to him and tried to pull him out from the scrap heap.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS"
"GET OUT OF HERE!" Chaotic smirked.
"NO!" Lost responded still trying to pull him out from the metal.
"LET GO!" Chaotic shouted angrily.
"WE'RE PARTNERS" Lost responded worried.
"SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS"
"I SAID GO!" Chaotic boomed as he pressed Lost's wing button, causing her to fly out of The Serenader's secret moonbase as she was shocked.
"4, 3" Time was running out as Chaotic stared at Lost from inside the exploding base with a shit-eating grin.
"2, 1" Lost tried to rush inside to quickly grab Chaotic and go, but it was too late, the moonbase exploded into thousands of pieces, with Chaotic still trapped inside.
"Equestrian Command" A funeral arrangement was placed for Chaotic.
"Equestrian Ranger: Chaotic DarkPower sacrificed himself, for the success of his mission, for the safety of his fellows, I miss him very much." Lost sadly read out to fellow Equestrian Rangers, six RDPs mourned in remembrance of him. Lost entered the Equestrian Ranger locker room and mourned in sadness as he looked at photographic memories of both Chaotic and her as partners.
"Lost Lightyear Personal Log: In his crazed attempt to get rid of me, The Serenader has robbed the universe of a good man" Lost said to herself as she erased Chaotic's name from his locker.
"My partner, my friend." Lost turned to walk away and out of the locker room, still missing her partner.
"On this day I vow, no ranger will fall in harm's way, because of me, I. Work. Alone."
"Training Deck" New rangers are seen training to be new Equestrian Rangers with lots of flames, flying, lasers, and fake robot enemies. They are considered as rookies or new members.
"Commander Scribbula, please report to the training deck." a female voice called out. A person with a robotic leg walks over to the watching screen and main controls of the training deck.
"Bloody fuckin' hell, I get it ok, I'm way ahead of ya." the person with a british accent groaned. It turned out to be the commander and gal who founded Equestrian Command: Commander Scribbula, a busty and tough person who is always right. She picks up the mic and speaks into it.
"CADET VANNA, WATCH YOUR HAIR HUN!" she shouted. A rookie was not watching where she where he was shooting his laser and got grabbed by the hair and thrown against the wall by a fake robot enemy. A celling laser hit her and was sent flying out of the training area. The celling laser kept shooting more rookies down and out at the same time. Another rookie was flying around trying to avoid the laser but was shot down.
"YOU FUCKERS KEEP ON DOING THAT HOT-DOGGING IN THE FIELD, AND YOUR TOAST!" Scribbula shouted into the mic.
Lost was dropped down by a celling hatch and saluted.
"Commander Scribbula" Lost said. Scribbula turned around and noticed her.
"Ah Lightyear, I've got something I want you to see." Scribbula announced as another rookie hit the window and fell off.
"ALLRIGHT IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT LEVEL NINE PEOPLE!" she announced. An alarm screeched as two rookies and fake enemy bots turned around in shock.
"Bring it on" said one rookie with white skin and curly turquoise and pink hair. The celling lasers faced the rookies once more. Both her and a centaur cadet turned and gasped in shock as more fake enemy bots emerged. Slopes also emerged from the walls.
"Level 9? Commander, they're only rookies, come on, I trained on Level 9." Lost told Scribbula.
"I know" Scribbula responded back sternly.
Gelatin bubbles rolled out from trap doors in the walls as rookies tried to escape like Indiana Jones. Some flying rookies were not so lucky and got trapped inside electrical nets. A trap door broke loose causing some to fall. Some back flipped their way out but some got shot by the celling fans. Some rookies got trapped inside the gelatin bubbles and were sent out of the training deck through holes in the celling while flying rookies crashed into a steel wall. A fake enemy bot grasped the turquoise and pink haired rookie.
"HEY! GET OFF YA MECHANICAL PERV!" she shouted as she shot it down with her laser. She landed down on her feet and prepared to shoot some more but realized all were already down and smashed into bits and pieces of broken metal and wires. She sighed in relief thinking it was all over. Lost nodded her head in amusement but Scribbula picked up the mic one last time.
"Level...10" she said sternly. Lost was shocked and worried as she looked into the training deck. Behind her, large navy blue fake enemy bots emerged from the floor. She turned around and noticed them.
"Oh okay I didn't expect that to occur" she said. She was prepared to aim her laser at them, but they faced her as their chest plates opened, revealing separate liquid cannons. They drowned her in a liquid puddle, pretending she drowned.
"Oh oh, I guess we didn't expect a ranger to-" began Lost.
"Ah, it ain't over yet" replied Scribbula. Her suit was sent out of the training deck, but a liquefied puddle of glowing mud was left behind. The mud moved and shapeshifted into the rookie again. She pounced inside the 3 navy fake enemy bots and caused each one of them to explode.
"How did she do that?" Lost questioned. The rookie shapeshifted back to her normal self again. "
She's from the planet Potatopia." Scribbula responded.
"Of course, Potatonesian shape-shifting mud powers, excellent." Lost said back.
"Yeah, let's see one of The Serenader's Pearbots try to catch her at full speed." Scribbula joked. The rookie shapeshifted inside the main control room.
"Ranger Nina Rosa reporting for duty sir and mam." she said. Both Scribbula and Lost turned around to face her. "Nina Rosa?" Lost questioned
"Strange coincidence, isn't that also the name of the air to the Potatonesian throne? I met her one" Lost said.
"You saved my planet one" Nina responded.
"Lost, meet your new partner" Scribbula told her. "Parnter?" Lost questioned in shock.
"Mam, what you did for my people, it inspired me to join Equestrian Command." Nina told Lost happily. Lost stood there, stern.
"No" Lost said firmly as he walked away.
"N-no?" Nina questioned. "No what?" Scribbula also questioned.
"No partner, too risky" Lost responded to both of them. Scribbula sighed in frustration,
"Look, my pretend daughter, I know you're still fed up about Chaotic, but next time your out there-" Scribbula tried to explain to Lost.
"And The Serenader aims for me, what's to keep the princess from ending up like Chaotic?" Lost told Scribbula.
"Yeah, WELL MAYBE IT'S THE PRINCESS KEEPING YOU FROM ENDING UP LIKE CHAOTIC!" Scribbula boomed at Lost.
"OK, hello, the princess has a name" Nina told them.
"Yeah I'm sorry Princ-Nina, I work alone" Lost told Nina.
"Sooo you're going to stop The Serenader all by yourself, are you?" Nina told Lost.
"That's the general plan" Lost responded.
"But regulations clearly state-" Nina began.
"I WROTE REGULATIONS, I WROTE HALF OF THEM!" Lost exclaimed forcefully at Nina.
"But as long as The Serenader is gunning for me, anybody close to me is going to get caught in the crossfire" she said Scribbula stood in between the both of them.
"Noted, but Lost, there's one thing you should know." she said.
"Yes sir?" Lost responded.
"YOU ARE NOT GOING BACK THE FUCK OUT THERE WITHOUT BACKUP!" she firmly stated.
"I'm sorry Commander, but for now on, Lost Lightyear flies solo." she said as she was sucked up the hole in the celling.
"Starcruiser Lauch Bay" An alert went off. "All personnel please clear the launch bay" A female voice announced.
"Strarcruiser #36, prepare for launch." A hatch opened up as the starcruiser powered up and launched into space. Manwhile, a local janitor with brown hair peers from behind a wall, taking a look at a door that was protected by local RDPs talking and motioning to each other.
"Equesrtian fuel tanks needs on Pad #14" a voice called out as the janitor walked out from the wall holding his cleaning utensil. Al the RDPs notice him staring and as soon as he realizes, he goes back to work. still looking at them but now worried.
"Hello!" they all said in unison.
"I-i'm just cleaning the floor and stuff" he told them trying to act casual.
"Clean is 20% cooler" The janitor continues to mumble to himself.
"Rocket Away, all RDPs and other personnel may return to the launch bay" The voice said as the janitor giggles nervously. As the RDPs enter the doorway to the launch bay, the janitor enters as well.
"Wow! An actual Celestial starcruiser!" the janitor said as he continued walking with the cleaning utensil. He then let go of it and it . slowly went away.
"AH MY HOOF!" a local RDP shouted as the utensil crashed into him and possibly others too.
"This is just too cool!" the janitor says in excitement as he continues walking through the launch bay.
But the fun was stopped by Corporal Wuten as he stood behind him, not amused.
"YOU THERE! THE LAUNCH BAY IS FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY!" he shouted.
"I-I was just uhh, oh shit." the janitor replied stammering his words in between his sentence. He took out a mop and started cleaning the launch bay's shiny floors.
"Just like I figured, guess what boi, YOUR THROUGH!" Wuten told him sternly.
"He's not through 'till I say so!" Lost exclaimed as she walked next to them.
"C-captain Lightyear!" Wuten said.
"Lost!" the janitor gasped in amazement.
"Awe shitballs this place is filthy, and goes right to Discord level." Lost sighed in disappointment as she used a finger to fumble a piece of filth and crumple it.
"That's why this young man is her with his molecular mop, carry on custodian." Lost told the janitor.
"Oh, yes mam." the janitor said as he got to work on mopping the floors.
"M-my mistake miss" Wuten exclaimed.
"As you were Wuten" Lost replied as he walked out of the launch bay.
"Ugh, come on Cameron this is the third time this week!" Lost explained.
"Oh I know, but I just love to look at the starcruisers, I just want to be an Equestrian Ranger so fucking bad Lost!" Cameron replied.
"Don't worry Cameron, you'll pass the entrance exam with flying colors, you've just got to study the-"
"Oh, I am mam, I memorize one page every night, I'm up to Section Five, Subsection Beta: Light Speed Limits, More Than Just A Good Idea, It's The Law." Cameron said
"Outstanding, you'll diffidently pass for sure" Lost replied. Cameron blushed,
"Oh, thanks Lost" Cameron told her. A call came from Lost's wrist communicator as she flipped it up.
"Lost Lightyear to Science Bay!" an RDP told her.
"On my way" she replied back as she flipped it back down.
"GOTTA RUN CAMERON!" Lost exclaimed.
"Yes mam!" Cameron said holding his breath as Lost dashed out of the launch bay.
"Uh, Cameron?" Lost questioned.
"YES MAM?" Cameron said turning a little blue.
"At ease" Lost replied as she dashed out again to head to the science bay. Cameron breathed out heavily.
"The Serenader's Tower" Pearbots fly by The Serenader's tower.
"A Very Evil Place"
"Good morning lovelies~" The Serenader said as he walked through an open doorway.
"Where's my new henchman?" he questioned.
"They are arming him now sir" a Reenion said as The Serenader walked passed him.
"Does he have a flamethrower? Remember last time, a flamethrower would really come in handy." The Serenader said as he walked up to H and Silver arming up the new henchman and torching his new metal arm.
"Tension feels about right" Silver said.
"Um, powered reflexes." H said, removing her faceplate. The henchman's robotic arm formed into an arm cannon and fired Silver, smashing her into a wall.
"Not bad" she responded.
"Thanks" said the henchman as he broke free from the chains holding him down to the lab table.
"A delightful blend of man and evil, with just a naughty touch of Nutella Oreo Cheesecake." The Serenader complemented.
"I shall call you...Agent S!" The Serenader announced as he walked next to him.
"That's bullshit" Agent S responded sternly as The Serenader reeed in anger.
"You know, he really really likes that name" a Reenion mentioned.
"Yes, he's been saving it for a very evil henchman!" H added.
"Agent S, love it! Especially the whole S for Serenader crap!" Agent S said.
"AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!" The Serenader responded with a sassy attitude,
"WE'LL BE SAVING THIS SHIT FOR TRAINING FIVE MINUTES LATER AFTER MY SPY DRONE IS IN POSITION!" The Serenader shouted.
"Sorry to squeeze into the covo but sir, your spy drone is in position." a Reenion mentioned.
"Ahh, that's as noice as Michael Rosen's throat balls!" The Serenader exclaimed.
"Come Agent S, let's see if you can help me get this so called: Unidersh~" he chuckled
"RDP Homeworld" Lots of RDPs are communicating and being with their own kind and their mates, the TwilySPs. The spy drone is hiding inside a nearby tree spying on local RDP and TwilySPs walking. Suddenly, a shell is blown which gets all their attention as secret doors open in random places and everyone walks down the steps. With no RDP or TwilySP watching the spy drone, it takes the form of a mix of one side as an RDP and the other a TwilySP with the middle eye still being the camera and the body a baloney structure. It looks around in it's new form and walks down the steps along with the others.
When it gets down to where the RDPs and TwilySPs were heading, it focuses on an empty room with every single one of them are. Each RDP and TwilySP point their hooves in the direction of an opened hatch bringing down a claw near another hatch right next to an RDP.
"The Unidersh!" she announced. The hatch opened, allowing the claw to grasp and raise up a bright indigo and ocean blue orb, this was the actual Unidersh.
"We are one" The RDP said as she hugged the orb, causing it to swirl and flash as it was raised higher without support of the claw.
"We are one" every single RDP and TwilySP said as their antennas wiggled, while The Serenader's spy drone focused on it. The screen started to flicker like a VHS.
"I must have this mystical orb, this UNIDERSH!" The Serenader shouted.
"LAUNCH AN OFFICIAL ASSULT ON THE PLANET OF THE RAINBOW DASH PONZ!" The Serenader announced.
"Excellent, a chance to use this~" Agent S responded as his robotic arm formed into a flamethrower.
"Ooh, a flamethrower~" The Serenader replied happily.
"Equestrian Command" Equestrian Rangers fly by in their rockets and hovercycles.
"What's up fellas? Lost questioned.
"We heard about your fight with Commander Scribbula." the RDPs relpied.
"Now now it wasn't a fight, it was just a professional disagreement, and in time, I will admit that I'm better off alone." Lost reminded the RDPs.
"We have solved your partner problem!" the RDPs responded happily.
"Fuck shake, not you guys too, look I can't have a partner problem because I don't have a motherfucking partner!" Lost told them.
"But PR is perfect for you." the RDPs responded sadly.
"PR? Who in the name of titty sprinkles is PR?" Lost questioned them.
"YESSS" the RPDs all shout in unison as the hoofpump and turn to a stage where two RPDs are standing.
"Not who the fuck, what the fuck, witness the future of Equestrian justice!" One RPD announced.
"PR: The Progressional Ranger" both RPDs say as they step back and the curtains reveal a a robot with a floating metal head of a pony and the body that looked an oversized coke can with arms, legs, and conveyor belts for feet. It's eyes lit up and turned on.
"PR, REPORTING FOR DUTY" PR said as he moved forward. Lost looked confused of the concept.
"Kinda short for a bot, isn't he?' Lost questioned. An RPD looked at PR and back at Lost.
"Do you think so?" she asked.
"That little son of a bitch won't stand a chance against The Serenader's forces of evil!" Lost said.
"WATCH!" the RDPs said as they shot lasers and blasters at PR, blowing him to pieces. A pressure machine flattens PR, only leaving one arm 3 dimensional. One RDP uses the stomping feet of a robot to stomp it flat. Lost is still confused about this whole thing.
"You're going somewhere with this?" Lost questions them. The RDPs quickly built PR into his regular self again as he blinks to life once more.
"If The Serenader blows up PR, we can put him pack together" the RDPs tell Lost as she walks over to PR.
"And, Commander Scribbula approved of a robotic ranger?" she said, looking down at the small bot.
"She hates robots as much as she hates birds, you know that right?" Lost reminds them.
"Well she doesn't exactly, no." one RDP says.
"She does now!" Scribbula grunts as the RDPs stand there in shock.
"OOH HELLO COMMANDER!" the RDPs said in unison.
"So, you went ahead and built that Paramedic Ranger?" Scribbula questions the RDPs.
"Um, Progressional Ranger" an RDP comments.
"POINTLESS RANGER!" Scribbula shouts.
"Um, heh heh well, technically it WAS athorized by you, we slipped it in with a vacation request." an RDP tells Scribblula as she hands her a clipboard containing information about PR.
"Fucksicles, they always get me that way. I kept on reminding them that no oversized coke can will stand up to an official ranger." Scribbula tells Lost.
"She's got you there fellas." Lost reminds them.
"We thought about it, so using an Artificial Intelligence Chip, PR is programmed to watch and learn" one RDP told Lost.
"And he'll be learning from the best, you" she says.
"True that, but I don't know about this." Lost says. PR copies Lost as he too folds his arms.
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS" he says.
"At least give him a test run as your new partner" an RDP says.
"Lost, I thought I already told you, Ranger Nina is your new partner!" Scribbula reminds Lost.
"WHY WON'T ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME?! NO. MORE. PARTNERS!" Lost screams.
"BUT LOST!" the RDPs whine but their antennas wobble and the RDPs freeze.
"What's heatin' them?" Scribbula asks.
"I've seen this before, it's their Dershlink." Lost responds.
"EEEEVVVIIILLL!" They say in unison. Lost realizes what they are talking about.
"The Serenader!" she responds. The RDPs gasp in horror.
"HIS DARK FORCES INVADE OUR HOMEWORLD!" they say scared of what might happen next.
"I'm on my way!" Lost says as she walks off. PR copies Lost.
"I'M ON MY WAY" he says. The rocket takes of and heads for the RDP Homeworld. Lost flips up her wrist communicator and speaks into it.
"Lost Lightyear Mission Log: The Serenader's dark shadow looms over the-" she begins before PR copies her log.
"THE SERENADER'S DARK SHADOW LOOMS OVER THE-" he copies.
"Could you not do that?" Lost asks.
"COULD YOU NOT DO THAT" PR copies as they head for the RDP Homeworld.
"Under Attack" Pearbots fly over the smokey ruins of the RDP Homeworld as the RDPs and TwilySPs scream and run away in pure horror.
"Obviously"
"THE UNIDERSH!" they shouted as the doors appeared again as they rush to protect the Unidersh.
"GET BELOW, GO TO THE UNIDERSH" they frantically shouted as a Pearbot blows up one of the secret doorways. They get in their circle once more.
"PROTECT THE UNIDERSH! We are one" an RPD said as she held hooves with other RPDs and TwilySPs.
"WE ARE UNITED, WE ARE POWERFUL" Their antennas lit up causing the Unidersh to swirl and flash.
"WE. ARE..." the hatch blows up, spreading rubble everywhere as it collapses.
"AFRAID!" they said as tons of rubble to fly everywhere. Tons of RDPs and TwilySPs were stuck in the rubble and tried to escape.
"OH FUUUUCK!" two RDPs said as they pointed their hooves at a large spacecraft that looked like a Nerf gun that was never made.
"Pearbots, move in!" Agent S ordered as tons of Pearbots jumped down and blocked the RDPs from getting close to the Unidersh. The Pearbots suddenly turned around to shoot at something, but a laser cut the Pearbots in half.
"At ease Rainbow Dash citizens, Equestrian Command is on the job" Lost announced as she and PR were flying overhead. The RDPs and TwilySPs cheered in excitement, but that was soon stopped by the Pearbots trying to shoot down Lost and PR. Lost luckily used her laser to blow up those robotic scum as PR was using his built-in weaponry.
"AT EASE RAINBOW DASH CITIZENS..." PR began as he shot down more Pearbots.
"...EQUESTRIAN COMMAND IS ON THE JOB!"
Suddenly, more Pearbots appeared and tried to shoot Lost down a second time.
"OUR WORK'S NOT DONE YET PR!" Lost shouted as she and PR flew over to get rid of the Pearbots.
"Agent S to Serenader, they sent Lightyear" Agent S told his boss.
"That's why I sent you bby~" The Serenader responded. Agent S pressed a button for the drop hatch as he activated his wings and flew over to where Lost and PR were. He shot his blaster at them which almost hit them but blew up Pearbot remains instead.
"OH SHIT!" PR shouted as they jumped out of the way.
"A new player" Lost thought as she activated her wings and chased after Agent S.
Lost shot her laser at Agent S but it wasn't effective enough to take him down. He flew off as Lost and PR were on his ass.
"WE'VE GOT HIM ON THE RUN!" Lost shouted still chasing the mysterious agent. Agent S flew past remains of RDP and TwilySP houses and buildings and flew passed a pile of smoke, tricking them to think they'll know where he is.
"WE'VE GOT HIM ON THE RUN?" PR questioned as they stopped and lost Agent S. They looked around to see where he is, but their answer was solved as blasts shot from behind them as Agent S emerged from the smoke still shooting his blaster, Lost and PR gave chase and followed him.
Agent S tried to hide in the remains but were all sot down by Lost's laser. The agent turned around and flew away.
"He's good..." Lost began and shot her laser as it bounced off buildings and shot Agent S down.
"...but I'm better." Lost said smirking.
Agent S fell onto a nearby building and used it as a battleground as he began firing. Luckily, Lost and PR landed down onto a nearby rooftop. One blast from Agent S hit PR and sent him falling off the rooftop.
"PR!" Lost shouted as he fell. Luckily, PR used his grappling hook to pull himself back up.
"He's good but i'm better" PR copied.
"You really are learning, now watch this." Lost told PR as she fired her laser and took her hand off the armor as it fired on repeat.
"That son of a bitch won't see that one coming!" Lost told PR as they slid down the rooftop, but were stopped by Agent S.
"Saw it coming" he said as his robotic arm formed into the cannon. Lost tried to grab her laser but was blown up.
"PR GUN!" Lost shouted with a hand motion.
"PR GUN!" PR copied taking out all his weaponry. Agent S turned to the side as a spiked bomb blasted out from the shoulder joint and stuck to PR's chest cannon, blowing him to smithereens as he fell off the rooftop again.
"PR!" Lost shouted as PR's broken body layed down on the ground.
"System Malfunction-TION" PR said as he shut down.
"Agent S to Serenader, the Unidersh is all yours" Agent S said via his wrist communicator. A big shuttle is waiting for the pickup as three mini-rockets carried the Unidersh up to the blimp as three RDPs scrambled for their lives.
"You're good but I'm better" Agent S said as he shot Lot down and off the rooftop. Tons of RDPs and TwilySPs were screaming as they had lost their only way of being linked together as the shuttle flew away. Lost got up and talked to her communicator.
"Lost Lightyear to Equestrian Command, this is a priority one mission update: The Unidersh has been captured and...we got a ranger down" Lost sadly said.
PR's broken body is now back at Equestrian Command but on lab table. Six RDPs are standing next to Lost who is worried if they could still fix him.
"You can fix him, right?" Lost questions the RDPs. They looked at each other, scared about losing the Unidersh.
"Can we?" one RDP asked another.
"I don't know" one said we are not one!"another RDP responded.
"But we shall try" one said happily. Lost smiled at the thought of hearing that.
"Lost Lightyear Personal Log: My brave little robotic partner had recently been blasted into a pile of twisted, carbonic scrap..." Lost began as the RDPs began working on fixing up PR.
"...And yet the RDPs were rebuilding him, even without the Unidersh the RDPs had the right stuff, then came the wrong stuff" Lost said to herself as the RDPs began placing random items into PR's chest cavity such as a raft, a ladder, a teddy bear, table contents, a book containing a table of contents, and lots of other stupid shit which also included a crack-head Pinkie Pie. She ran away as an RDP gave another the look.
"Their random selection of items was obviously not part of the idea, but perhaps, those Rainbow Dash Ponz had a point to this stuff. No, they fucked up badly."
"Damn, they really need that Uniwhatveritwascalled." Scribbula said as she walked into the room.
"I don't think they have no fucking clue what they're doing anymore" Lost responded confused of what they are doing. As they walked passed Lost with things like a plush Derpy and Genie Pinkie's lamp, two went up to to her with one of PR's arms.
"What is um, this thing?" an RDP questioned.
"An arm" Lost responded.
"Told ya bitch" one RDP said to the other.
"FUCKSICLES, NOW THE SERENADER KNOWS THE RDPS KEEP EQUESTRIAN COMMAND UP AND RUNNING!" Scribbula boomed.
"THAT STUPID DARTH VADER WANNABE, HE DID THIS SO HE COULD PUT CRIPPLING DEPRESSION INTO OUR WORKERS!" she added.
"No Commander, if that's what The Serenader wanted, he could've blown up the Unidersh, instead he had his new lacky Agent S steal it!" Lost responded.
"Why? What's he going to do with it?" Scribbula questioned Lost. "
I have no idea Scribbula, but I bet that out there, The Serenader is hatching his most diabolical scheme yet." Lost responded sternly.
"This is my most diabolical scheme yet!" The Serenader said as he takes a look at the Unidersh from a nearby balcony.
"Assuming that my staff can do ONE THING RIGHT!" he shouts.
"Of course Serenader, who better to come up with an evil scheme like um, Reenion Thornquill!" H says as she pushed Reenion Thornquill towards The Serenader.
"Um, uh AHH um hey Serenader, h-how are ya, you look great, very sexy" he starts, stammering over his words and clearing his throat.
"We believe that since the Unidersh connected all the RDPs, maybe you could reach out and ensnare everyone in the Equestrian Alliance! Ya know, mind slave, evil puppet like Kermit The Frog's green ass type of scenario?" he says with a chuckle.
"You're telling me my plan, I already know my plan, I made up the plan, It's my plan, WHAT I DON'T KNOW IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACOMPLISHING MY PLAN!" The Serenader shouts aloud.
"Kind of an uproar voice there, naturally, the idea is to turn the Unidersh from good to evil, but I don't see tha-" Reenion Thornquill says but was interrupted by The Serenader shooting his blaster at the ground, making him run away Reeing.
"LAMEION!" The Serenader responds.
"When you want something to turn evil, turn it evil yourself ya fucks~" The Serenader says.
"That's what Nana Serenader used to say to me before beddybye~" he adds.
"She was plenty evil~"
The Serenader scratches the Unidersh as thousand of shocks rivet throughout the lab as machinery start to explode and malfunction.
"EVIL OVERLOAD!" a nearby Reenion screams. Suddenly, the Unidersh starts to change color from bright indigo and ocean blue, to black and light accents of light gray and brown.
"Nana Serenader would be so proud" The Serenader sniffles.
"Equestrian Command: Caution Wet Floor" Cameron is cleaning the floors of a nearby hallway.
"All Rangers to Mission Briefing Room" a voice says as rangers are running past Cameron towards the Mission Discussion Room.
"Hey fellas, something big going on?" Cameron asks the rangers.
"Sorry, can't talk!" one ranger told Cameron.
"Top Secret" said another one.
"Oh, so you guys need to empty the um wastebaskets or something?" Cameron asked.
"Sorry Cameron, this is Equestrian Ranger business." Lost said as she followed the other rangers.
"Yeah, Equestrian Ranger business" Cameron sighed as he walked off with the mop and water bucket to clean other places.
"Breifing Room"
"I don't know what The Serenader is planning on doing with the Unidersh, but I plan on beating the ever living shit outta him!" Scribbula boomed.
"We're launching a full scale assault on Planet S!" Lost responds.
"Woah, full scale?" a voice says, it turns out it was the now fixed PR.
"Lost, listen to your trusted partner when I say that you overlooked what I'd like to call negotiate." PR explained.
"I-is that Pitch's voice inside PR?" Lost asked.
"Now follow me on this Lost, two words: "Time Share". How many of vote? Alright, Monday through Wednesday the Equestrian Alliance belongs to The Serenader, but Thursday through Saturday, it's ours, we alternate Sundays, what do you think?" PR told Lost.
"Sweet motherfucking god on a pogo stick, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, AND WHY IS PITCH'S VOICE INSIDE OF PR'S BODY?!" Scribbula asked the RDPs.
"We, uh, fixed him, but we couldn't find his chip so we has to use the brain of Pitch to see if it would work." an RDP told Sribbula.
"GET THAT COMEDIC FUCK NUGGET OUTTA HERE!" Scribbula screamed at the RDPs as they exited the Breifing Room carrying PR now with the brain of Pitch on his shoulders.
"I say, come on, you know how many times you've been solid!" PR says as they exit. They walk past Cameron still cleaning the floors when he notices Pitch being carried.
"Where are you guys going with the robot?" Cameron asked the RDPs.
"Please, Progressional Ranger" PR explained to Cameron. The three RDPs looked at each other.
"We...were looking for you Cameron!" one RDP said.
"Yeah, we thought you could use some help." another told him.
"Here, you'll love him!" one said, handing PR to Cameron.
"I am loveable" PR told him.
"Delta Squadron will occupy The Serenader's fleet of Pearbots as the Gama Squadron will take on Planet S itself!" Scribbula told the rangers.
"No cake walk, it's a high risk operation." she mentioned.
"Yeah, excuse me Commander, sorry to interrupt but I've been studying The Serenader's defense main entrance and a single one-man ship-" Nina said
"Could slip passed the defenses unnoticed!" Lost finished.
"Excactly! A single ranger could undermine The Serenader's plans from within!" Nina told Scribbula.
"And with the FuckShake-1 prototype rocket, I could slip passed-" Lost began but was interrupted by Nina.
"Wait a minute, it was my idea, I should go!" Nina said.
"Sorry, but you don't have the feels to go on such a dangerous assignment Princess." Lost said.
"Princess? I'm an Equestrian Ranger!" Nina responded.
"You know what, you two really should be partners, BECAUSE YOU'RE BOTH BIG HEADED SHOWOFFS!" Scribbula added. "But Commander-" Lost and Nina tried to say in unison.
"ZIP IT BITCHES! The FuckShake-1 is still an experimental spacecraft, nobody's taking it, we're taking it my way, Equestrian Command will launch a full scale assault on Planet S at 0800 hours!" Scribbula told the rangers.
"B Deck Cafeteria: Avoid The Meatloaf" Cameron uses PR's feet to sparkle up the cafeteria floors.
"How long do we have to do this?" PR questioned Cameron.
"The cafeteria is a high trafficked area, this will take a while." Cameron responded. PR had enough and let go of Cameron's grip as he turns his feet to normal.
"Here's an idea: how about we skip work and do something fun!" PR told Cameron. He gasped in excitement.
"No way, I wouldn't skip work for anything fun, Lost will be very disappointed." Cameron firmly told PR.
"Lost? As in, Lightyear?" PR asked.
"As if there's any other Lost ." Cameron responded.
"Ya know, I used to be Lost Lightyear's partner" PR told Cameron.
"GET OUT!" Cameron excitedly responded. "That used to be what Commander Scribbula said, now look at me." PR mumbled.
"HEY! Cameron, how would you like an official VIP tour of Lost Lightyear's starcruiser?" PR asked Cameron. Cameron was very gitty about this.
"THAT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER, LET'S GO!" Cameron said happily.
"Follow me" PR motioned Cameron, but he grabbed PR's hand as they ran to the launch bay.
"Launch Bay"
"EQUESTRIAN RANGER LOST LIGHTYEAR TO MISSION CONTROL! READY TO LAUNCH! TO EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND MOTHER-" Cameron said roleplaying as Lost. He noticed him not following along but instead, reading a Victrotia's Secret catalog in a local magazine.
"Um, PR, aren't you going to say it with me?" Cameron asked PR. He looked up from his magazine,
"Yeah sure why not" PR responded lazily.
"To Equestria and whatever" PR responded.
"TO EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS!" Cameron shouted with glee.
"Yeah, yeah right" PR mumbled
"The Serenader's Tower, Note: Big Gun On Top" H and Silver are putting together a big ray gun while The Serenader and Agent S stand there watching them build it fast along with the Pearbots and Reenions.
"Soon, my Serenadatronic Mega-Ray will be fully operational!" The Serenader told Agent S.
"INSTALL THE EVIL UNIDERSH!" The Serenader announced as the mini-rockets brought up the now-evil Unidersh to the Mega-Ray.
"Now, load up the Equestrian Fuel Cell!" The Serenader ordered.
"The Serenadatronic Mega-Ray will use the Unidersh to spread my evil ACROSS EQUESTRIA!" The Serenader announced as the fuel cell was loaded.
"We haven't one until Lightyear is out of the picture." Agent S told The Serenader.
"EQUESTRIAN FUEL CELL LOADED!" Silver told her boss.
"FIRE SERENADATRONIC MEGA-RAY!" The Serenader shouted.
"FIRING SERENADALICIOUS RAY!" H said.
"SERENADATRONIC BOO!" The Serenader said.
"Sorry, my mistake" H responded as she pulled the lever to activate the Mega-Ray.
"Serenadalicious doesn't sound half bad though, I might use that for future use." The Serenader thought to himself. Flashes and swirls of black and gray lit up as the Mega-Ray was about to fire, but malfunctioned and powered down.
"Did you make sure that the plus end went to the plus part and the minus end went TO THE MINUS PART?!" The Serenader shouted. H hopped off the control panel and realized what happened, the battery was upside down.
"Whoops, sorry boss" H chuckled as The Serenader facepalmed in disappointment.
"All RDP maintenance checks have been canceled until further notice" Without anybody noticing her in her mud form, Nina slowly slithered out of a nearby air duct and quickly slid over 'till she reached the area where the FuckShake-1 was kept. She slithered over nd formed back into her normal body, trying to open the door to the prototype.
"Going somewhere princess?" Lost questioned her as she turned around to notice Lost staring at her, cross.
"Oh, Lost, hi how are ya, um, I was just , ya know, taking a little stroll and I thought uh-" Nina lied.
"Ranger Nina Rose, you were trying to hijack the FuckShake-1 were you?!" Lost told Nina.
"What?! Yes mam" Nina said sadly.
"Report yourself to Commander Scribbula at once!" Lost shouted at Nina.
"I'm sorry Lost, I was just trying to help. I really wanted to-" Nina realized what Lost was really doing.
"Hey, what a minute! What are you doing down here?!" Nina questioned Lost as she noticed her trying to open the door too. Lost saw her and tried to lie as well.
"Well, I'm on a routine inspection of the uh, Conouter Valves and uh, yup yup, everything looks noice to me" Lost lied.
"YOU WERE TRYING TO HIJACK THE FUCKSHAKE-1 OF THE NERVE!" Nina shouted.
"REPORT YOURSELF TO COMMANDER SCRIBBULA" Nina firmly stated.
"Now now Nina, this really isn't the right time or place to be doing this" Lost explained.
"Lost, I have just one thing to say to you." Nina told Lost.
"What's that princess?" Lost responded.
"Goodnight~" Nina said slightly as she put a mud hand on Lost's forehead.
"Potatonesian. Pleasure. Squeeze." Lost said with a sigh as she passed out onto the floor. Nina finally opened the door and hijacked out of the launch bay with the FuckShake-1.
"Oh shit" a couple of RDPs said in unison as they saw the FuckShake-1 fly off.
"WHO IN THE NAME OF BANNANA TITTIES AUTHORIZED THAT LAUNCH?!" Scribbula questioned.
"It wasn't us, was it?" an RDP responded. "I think I know who it was, it was the princess Commander, she stole the FuckShake-1 to take on The Serenader by herself!" Lost responded, entering through the doorway.
"She beat you to it, huh~" Scribbula said with a grin. Lost groaned in anger.
"Yeah, pretty much." Lost sighed.
"Well, Ranger Nina's your partner, you better go get her my pretend daughter." Scribbula told Lost.
"Yes mam!" Lost saluted as she left. "For the record mam, she's not my partner" Lost said leaving again as Scribbula was confused.
Meanwhile, Cameron and PR were still roleplaying as Lost Lightyear.
"WHOOSH WHOOSH LOOK OUT FOR THE ASTEROIDS PR!" Cameron said in his best Lost Lightyear impression.
"Yeah whoosh zoom, whatever Cam" PR said still reading the Neightoria's Secret magazine. Cameron did not like this.
"Oh sorry, ranger Lost" PR said back.
"LOST LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!" Cameron said. Rattling was coming from the launch bay.
"Oh shit nuggets, we shouldn't bee in here, I'm gonna get fired!" Cameron aid worrying about what might happen.
"PROSECUTED CONVICTED, YOU GOTTA HIDE ME!" Cameron said shaking PR violently.
Lost entered through the doorway to his starcruiser as he got in his chair. He tried to reach the switch to turn on the rocket but noticed the char was far back than it should've been.
"Huh, the cleaning staff must've cleaned the whole ship without me noticing." Lost thought as she pulled the chair foreword and started up the rocket. Cameron and PR were hiding in a nearby tube as it lead them upwards.
"You're clear for emergency launch." Scribbula told Lost.
"ROGER THAT!" Lost responded as she started up the rocket and began to blast off. The tube lead Cameron and PR to an extra room in the ship.
"Phew, glad he didn't see us" Cameron sighed in relief.
"See, just stick with PR and everything is AOK." PR responded as the rocket shook causing them to slide foreword. The rocket launched and flew thorugh space, about to catch Nina in the FuckShake-1. PR hit a closed doorway as Cameron slammed into him.
"The Serenader's Tower: Now Serenadatronically Evil" Serenadatronic Mega-Ray Online boss!" H told The Serenader.
"You're sure this time, yes~" The Serenader questioned H.
"Exactly" she responded back. "Let's test something before we hit Equestrian Command~" The Serenader said.
"We need a target that'll bounce and shoot back." he commanded.
"Oh, might I suggest Appleloosa boss?" a Reenion suggested.
"The land of the apple family, yes, delicious suggestion, Rennion uhhh...Astro." The Serenader responded.
"How long has it been since you worked for my lovely organization?" The Serenader questioned.
"Oh, in total or since I became one of your many reenions?" Astro asked.
"Since you became a reenion." The Serenader responded.
"Four years next week" Astro chuckled.
"Fascinating, ok now let's-" The Serenader began.
"Now that you mentioned it, I am a bit overdue for a raise, since I joined, I think a raise is needed." Astro told The Serenader.
"Here, have $5, get yourself something special." The Serenader sighed.
"Unless anybody else wants to tell me about another crappy raise, ARE WE READY TO SHOOT THE MEGA-RAY YET?!" The Serenader asked H and Silver. They nodded and started to fire the Mega-Ray.
"Target acquired: Appleloosa!" H said as she started up the Mega-Ray. A blast shot out as they put on sunglasses as if it was the Solar Eclipse. When nobody was looking, Reenion Thornquill showed up and took a photo.
An appleloosian couple are having a date together at a table.
"More fritters?" the colt asked his marefriend.
"Oh no, I'm already full, thanks for the request, well, I must go get some more apples rom the trees" she responded. A red light shined over the land.
"Oh, isn't that lovely" the boyfriend said as they got affected by the blast.
"I can feel it, now I know how Mr. Krabs feels, but, look at me, I'm controlling everyone on the planet!" The Serenader said to himself. As the couple got up, they had red eyes and evil snares.
"AH, IT WORKS, EVIL RULES!" the couple said in the voice of the Serenader.
"Ah, This is fun, let's hit something else!" The Serenader shouted.
"How about...Seaquestria" a Reenion suggested.
"The Seaponies?" The Serenader questioned.
"Testing underwater affectiveness!" he said back.
"Good point" The Serenader comented.
"Target: Seaquestria" H said as she shot the Mega-Ray again. A beam of the ray hit the ocean as it affected the seaponies.
"ANOTHER PLANET, AND IT'S MINE! WHO'S THE MAN, YOU KNOW THE MAN, I AM THE MAN!" The Serenader shouted in excitement.
"Um, about that raise boss?" Reenion Astro said.
"Boi please, once I enslave the Equestrian Alliance, I won't need the likes of you bums, It'll all be The Serenader all the time, 24/7, SERENADIAN HEAVEN!" The Serenader announced.
"Space: Duh" Lost is still chasing Nina who recently hijacked the FuckShake-1 prototype spacecraft.
"FuckShake-1, power down your engines!" Lost told Nina.
"Lost, you'll know my plan will work, I CAN get passed The Serenader's defenses!" Nina responded.
"Unfortunately, the Commander doesn't agree with us." Lost firmly said. Nina turned the FuckShake-1 around trying to lose Lost.
"THE FUCK, HEY HEY!" Lost said angrily. They fly through space, trying to lose each other. Lost has a brilliant idea and flies her starcruiser above the spacecraft. Nina thinks she loses Lost and goes on her merry way. When suddenly, Lost's starcruiser flies passed Nina's window, blowing smoke from the exhaust against the window, making sure she can't see where she's flying.
Meanwhile, Cameron and PR are in a changing room built into Lost's starcruiser.
"Did you find anything? Cameron asks, searching. PR checks in a pair of lockers as one contains a couple of Equestrian Ranger spacesuits.
"Bingo! Spare spacesuits!" PR replies,
"Here, slap one on, return to Equestrian Command, and nobody's suspicious!" PR told Cameron, handing him one.
"Um, PR, a little problem" Cameron said as he pointed to the small spacesuit.
"Oh, MEG PEPPERONIS!" PR said annoyed. Lost presses a button on the control module as a grappling hook connects to the FuckShake-1.
"End of the line princess." Lost says as he brings Nina closer to the rocket.
"Turn off those thrusters Nina, you're just going to burn them out" Lost tells Nina. She turns off the FuckShake-1's thrusters as the rocket stops.
"FUCKSICLES!" she mumbled to herself.
"Starcruiser Cargo Bay"
"Ranger Rosa, that was the most outrageous, showboating stunt I've ever seen!" Lost told Nina sternly.
"Kind of reminds me of yourself, doesn't it?" Nina questions Lost. Lost blushes as she heard that.
"Yeah kinda" she responded. Lost then hears muffled noises coming from the back of the ship.
"The fuck is that?" Nina asks.
"They go around back and find something they did not expect.
"Um, hello?" Lost questions. PR is struggling to put on Cameron's Equestrian Ranger spacesuit. They notice them and gasp in shock. Cameron's suit rips apart revealing his abs and Power Ranger underwear as he covers himself, chuckling in embarrassment.
"Almost ready boss!" H tells The Serenader.
"Target Equestrian Command and fire!" The Serenader commands.
"And so, ends Equestrian Command~" The Serenader says.
"Ooh, I'm so evil, I just gave myself chills, even my goosebumps have goosebumps!" The Serenader chuckled, turning to Agent S.
"I'M A BAD BOY!" he laughs. The blast launches from the Mega-Ray and into the sky.
"One simple question, what are you two doing here?" Lost questions Cameron and PR.
"YEAH BUDDY BOY, WE WANT ANSWERS, AND WE WANT THEM NOW!" PR lies as Cameron is shaking nervously.
"I mean both of you" Lost responds.
"Say whah?" Pitch responds, grabbing Cameron by his now-ripped shirt.
"Oh, it's a complicated explanation, but I'd say we sweep this under the fake rug and since we're a couple of janitors, we'll just clean up this mess nice and dandy." PR laughs nervously as he takes out a broom from his chest cavity and twirls it, sending pieces of the ripped up spacesuit everywhere.
"Oh, I'm sorry Lost" Cameron nervously responds as an alarm goes off.
"Is that a-" Cameron begins.
"Reee Alert" Lost finishes as they run out to see the issue through the window of Lost's starcruiser.
The blast from the Mega-Ray was about to hit the ship, but Lost smacks a switch in the nick of time, swerving it away from the blast.
"Where is it heading?" Lost questions.
"It's headed towards Equestrian Command. The blast hits the floating station, shaking it violently as light gray and brown electrical sparks fly everywhere.
"Well, the station looks ok" Cameron suggests. Lost flips up her wrist communicator.
"Lost Lightyear to Equestrian Command, come in Equestrian Command" she says. No response.
"I don't like this" she says to herself.
"PR, REPORT!" Lost tells PR.
"My sensors indicate, spoopy, no wait, real spoopy, it's literally spoop central in here." he responds as they use flashlights to walk through the darkened hallways of Equestrian Command. Suddenly, they hear a deep moan from a nearby door and open it, it was a member drenched in blood with light orange skin and floofy red hair.
"CADET KEYFRAME?!" Lost questions as she pulls her up.
"Wha-what happened?" Keyframe said.
"My guess is you passed out from blood loss." PR suggests as they walk with Key to the main control panel.
"Jeez, it's empty in here" Cameron said.
"I wonder why" Lost said sarcastically.
"And what are you doing here?" a voice called out.
"Wait, that voice sounds familiar, is that who I think it is?" Keyframe asked.
"Well, I do have a BONE to pick with you, so yes Miss Keyframe~" the voice said, revealing itself to be a hooded black skull on an emperor's body, holding a scythe in hand, covered in blood.
"MR SKULL?!" Keyframe shouted.
"Yes, it's been a REEEly long time since I've seen you and your precious Brett, NYEEEEHHHHHH!~" Mr. Skull responded. They ran away into another room and hides.
"Where has everyone been?" Cameron asks.
"Ever since that beam hit Equestrian Command, things have been acting a little serene" Keyframe responded.
"Lightyear, how good of you to join us~" another figure said with glowing red eyes.
"The Serenader?" Lost asked, shining her flashlight at the figure.
"Well, in a matter of speaking..." he responded as the flashlight revealed Commander Scribbula with red eyes and the voice of The Serenader.
"OOOH HELL NAW!" PR shouts as Lost gasps in horror. Nina turns around to see three RDPs face them and speak in the same voice of The Serenader.
"You see, I used the Unidersh to link all of your fellow Equestrian Rangers to my evil, and that's just the beginning..." The Serenader starts.
"Soon, everyone in the Equestrian Alliance, will be under my control~" Scribbula says in The Serenader's body, laughing maniacally.
"Ya know, as a robot anthro, my sensors are not susceptible to mind control, so this isn't an issue for me." PR says to himself.
"Yeah, well it will BE an issue once they tear you apart and sell you for scraps!" Nina responds.
"Good point, anybody got a plan?" PR asks.
"Here's one~" Scribbula says as she pulls out a big blastser and begins shooting at them.
"BACK TO THE SHIP EVERYONE!" Lost says as they escaped via out the door.
"People, that does include me right?!" PR asks as Lost grabs his arm from almost being blown to metallic pieces. As they were running down the pitch-black happway to get to the launch bay, they were trapped as serenadatronic rangers blocked them, aiming their lasers and weaponry at them.
"Oh shit" Cameron said scared. Nina was about to shoot her laser at them but Lost prevented her from shooting.
"NO NINA! While still under control by one of the most evil beings in the Equestrian Alliance, they're still our fellow rangers!" Lost told her.
"Then how do we get passed them?" Nina asked Lost.
"Looks like we've got ourselves a high-traffic area~" Cameron responded with a smirk as he grabbed PR and turned his feet into his sweapers. He realized what is going on.
"Alllright, let's whack some Cameron!" PR said aggressively.
"Just don't push me not too fast not too fast!" PR tried to tell Cameron as he pushed him passed the serenadatronic rangers.
"YAAAAHOOOO!" Cameron shouted in excitement.
"TO THE LAUNCH BAY!" Lost shouted as they ran down the hallway and to the hatch doorway. Some rangers tried to catch up with them, but as soon as the door closed, Nina used her laser to seal it shut.
"Good work people" Lost told them.
"And robot?" PR questioned.
"And robot?" Lost responded happily. They got in Lost's starcruiser and blasted off. Serenadatronic Scribbula watched the TV monitor from the main control room.
"Lightyear must not escape!" she said.
"If The Serenader has taken over every mid in Equestrian Command, then that means we're the only Equestrian Rangers left!" Nina told the crew.
"What do we do?" Cameron said scared.
"We have to take the battle to The Serenader Himself." Lost responded.
"Really?" Keyframe asked.
"No need, he's bringing it to us!" PR told them. More starcruisers were approaching Lost and the crew from all angles.
"Oh boy, I've got a shitload of red lights blinking here..." Cameron told them.
"I don't need those lights to tell us that we are in trouble"
Lost told Cameron as lasers were being fired at Lost's starcruiser as Lost piloted her cruiser away from the blasts.
"I had no idea that starcruisers could be maneuvered like that!" Nina told Lost.
"Neither did The Serenader." Lost responded.
"I'll make a not for that lovelies~" Serenadatronic Scribbula told them, firing the blaster at the ship.
"WE'RE SURROUNDED!" Nina said.
"Ya know, this boi is supposed to be some kind of "evil genious", and the best he can come up with is a shitty ventriloquist act that feels like a complete ripoff of The Muppets. What the fuck is next, Sexy Juggling?" PR told them.
Farewell Lightyear~" Serenadatronic Scribbula said as she and the other mind-controlled rangers flew away.
"They're retreating!" Nina realized.
"Why the fuck would they do that?" Lost asked. "It's possibly my strange thoughts, as juicy as a pear!" PR suggested.
"I'm getting a funny energy beam" Cameron told them, pointing at the screen he was looking at.
"Nina, check the hull!" Lost commanded as she formed into her mud self and slipped into a nearby vent.
"Well there's something you don't see normally" PR said to himself. She slipped out of one of the main engines and checked the hull, where a detonating bomb was strapped. Shocked, Nina went back inside, and formed back into her normal self.
"EVERYONE, WE'VE GOT A BOMB!" she shouted.
"A BOMB?!" the rest screamed.
"Perfect" Lost said, smirking.
"At last, for too long, Lightyear has haunted me ..." Serenadatronic Scribbler began with a smirk. Lost's starcruiser exploded into thousands of bits and pieces.
"...but no more" she finished, laughing maniacally as she and the other serenadatronic rangers flew away.
Only the top fin of the starcruiser survived the blast.
"Lost Lightyear Mission Log: By launching the FuckShake-1 at the precise moment of detonation, The Serenader believes I'm dead, and finally got rid of me for good. I feel like I should pause for a moment of silence, in remembrance of my ship." Lost said told herself. The FuckShake-1 was attached to the fin of the starcruiser.
"Oh please Lost, it was just a crappy hunk of metal!" PR told Lost.
"Ok, and you are-" Nina began.
"In serious need of some personal space" PR responded.
"So Lost, did The Serenader win?" Cameron asked.
"Not a chance Cameron, I've got The Serenader right where I want him." Lost responded.
"YEAH, WELL WHEREVER HE IS, I'M SURE HE'S GOT BLANK ROOM!" PR told Lost.
"He's got a point Lost" Keyframe added.
"As long as The Serenader thinks I'm dead, he won't stand a chance trying to look for me, that gives me, the advantage." Lost responded as they flew off to Planet S.
"Never~" Lost responded with a smirk. "Oh shit" Cameron said scared.
"Look, a spacecraft this small won't be detected." Nina told them.
"She's got a point guys." Keyframe added as they approached Planet S.
"Planet S: Planet Defense Moon" A sphere slit open as rockets flew out.
"Fucksicles, they've got secret drones out on patrol!" Lost said angrily.
"Oh, this just gets better and better" PR said sarcastically while Lost tries to maneuver the FuckShake-1.
"I can do this, just need some elbow room" Lost grunted.
Cameron accidentally steps on a button.
"Um, Lost, I think I accidentally stepped on a button" he tells her.
"What button?" Nina questioned. PR takes off one of his robotic eyes and looks around.
"Let me see, "Emergency Water Landing" PR says.
"DOH, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!" Cameron worries.
"First the Equestrian Fuel tank shuts down" she says the fuel tank shuts off.
"And then..." Lost began. Four air bubbles inflate as an alarm blares. The FuckShake-1 falls down and hits the ground a few feet away from a lookout Pearbot. The FuckShake-1 bounces as the Pearbot turns around and sees nothing. The FuckShake-1 bounces again and crashes as the Pearbot turns around and sees nothing again.
"Rangers, condition status!" Lost says as they all groan in agony. "Excellent, let's roll!" she adds.
A couple of Pearbots were walking alongside Reenion Thornquill, as Lost and the gang hide against a nearby wall, making sure not to be seen by them. The Pearbots noticed the crashed FuckShake-1 and stare at it.
"What now?! That? That's not a spacecraft, obviously a shot-down ABC weather balloon. Let's leave the work to the reenions, shall we?" Thornquill theorizes as they kept on walking. The coast was now clear as they walked out from their hiding spot. Cameron took off the deflated water safety. PR took out a scanner and plugged it into the FuckShake-1.
"Uh huh, yes, alright, the FuckShake-1 is AOK, and now I'd say we'll never do that again." PR tells the group.
"You three take the ship, find the areas that The Serenader hasn't hit yet and supervise immediate evacuation." Lost tells them.
What about The Serenader himself?" Nina asks Lost.
"He's my problem" Lost responds.
"He's everyone's bad luck day" Nina added.
"True, he always blackmails me into thinking that he and Mr. Skull are now in love and I always fall for it, but luckily I blackmail him back and roast his whole entire stupid ass" Keyframe tells them.
"Nina, Key, There's only one way to end this mission, alone" Lost responds sternly.
"But Lost, that's against the rules, the manual clearly states that no ranger is allowed to stop The Serenader without backup, I think it was Section 6 Subsection Delta' Cameron reminds Lost.
"No, it was Section 6 Subsection GAMA" Lost corrected Cameron.
"He's right Cam, Subsection Delta is clearly the dress code, incidentally, why can't we wear cowls?" PR said looking through the manual.
"Because cowls are for people who want to play Hardy Boys little mister" Lost responds.
"Well, if you can take on The Serenader on your own, I can't see why PR can't get an cowl " Nina adds.
"I'm just asking a question Nina, I'm not the one getting a cowl" PR says.
"Why the fuck are we talking about cowls again?" Keyframe questions.
"No clue Key, let's move on." PR responds. "Then who's getting a cowl?" Cameron gasps.
"That's why Lost wants to ditch us!" Cameron says.
"I'm not getting a cowl, NOBODY'S GETTING A COWL, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!" Lost responded angrily.
"Which apparently don't apply to you" Nina roasts.
"Of course they apply to me, they apply to everyone!" Lost says.
"Oh, fanfuckingtastic, so you're not taking on The Serenader by yourself and we'll be your backup." Nina tells Lost. Lost was now pissed.
"I want the three of you off this planet, NOW! That's an order" Lost firmly says.
"YES MAM!" they salute as they head back over to the FuckShake-1, all except for Nina.
"Ranger Nina..." Lost says to her. "Ugh, yes mam" Nina groans as she stomps back over to the spacecraft.
Lost hides in a nearby liquid tank as she peeks out to see the FuckShake-1 flying away. Meanwhile, at The Serenader's tower, The Serenader tries to think of some more areas in the Equestrian Alliance to hit.
"Hmm, which planets haven't we not yet twisted into my dark forces of evil yet?" The Serenader questions.
"Oh, may I suggest some planets in the beta quadrant?" Reenion Astro asks.
"Ah, bingo" The Serenader responds. A Pearbot flies by but was shot down.
"Mother of celestial titties, what in the hell was that?" The Serenader asked as more PEarbots were shot down. It was Lost, still alive after he thought she exploded.
"Oh fuck, Lightyear~" The Serenader sighs angrily.
"The Serenader" Lost responds sarcastically. As she flew up, about to shoot The Serenader, Agent S does a takedown as they both crash into a nearby building through the celling. As Agent S gets up deactivating his wings, Lost responds panting hard.
"B-by the authority of Equestrian Command, I hereby place you under arrest!" she says. Agent S forms his robotic arm into a cannon, about to shoot Lost. Luckily, she tuck and rolled passed the blast and shot her laser at him, causing Agent S to hit the wall and fall down, but got back up.
"Not bad Lightyear, I've should've seen that one coming ya bitch~" Agent S says. Lost shoots her laser at the module at the wall, causing it to explode and fling Agent S over to Lost, raising her arm out and knocked him to the ground.
"Like I said, you're under arrest" Lost retold him. Agent S began to take off his helmet.
"Oh come on bitch, that's no way to treat your partner~" Agent S told Lost. He turned out to be Chaotic Darkpower: Lost's old partner who was thought dead! Lost was shocked when she saw this.
"Chaotic?!" Lost questioned, still confused. Chaotic formed his arm into a boxing glove, knocking Lost out unconscious.
Lost groaned as she woke up from being knocked out, as she did, Chaotic was standing right in front of her between two Pearbots.
"Surprised?" Chaotic asked her with a smirk, his robotic arm formed into the cannon as the Pearbots pulled her up by the arms and closer to Chaotic.
"You're alive, or am I dead?" Lost questions.
"Nah you're not dead, not yet anyway." Chaotic responds.
"How?" Lost asks "The exploding moon, convincing wasn't it? The Serenader's fireworks are really top notch~" he responds.
"But...Chaotic-" Lost began but was interrupted by Chaotic pointing his cannon at her.
"Ah ah, Agent S, please." Chaotic corrected her.
"Of course, AMNESIA!" Lost told him.
"No" Chaotic responded.
"Evil Clone!"
"No"
"Android Replica!"
"NO!"
"Ok ok, it's so obvious, The Serenader's mind control ray, he got to you first!" Lost thought.
"Actually, I went to him, being evil is so much more powerful than good, and more fun~" Chaotic told Lost.
"I can't believe this shit, the Chaotic Darkpower I trained under my belt would work for one of the most diabolical people in the Equestrian Alliance!" Lost said angrily.
"Look, Lightyear, I've been on The Serenader's payroll since the academy, once I got the RDPs to spill the info about the Unidersh, the big S brought me in bigtime. My name's Chaotic Darkpower, I'm surprised here~" Chaotic said back.
"One of Equestrian Commands finest, an evil spy, I gave you a very nice eulogy" Lost responded as The Serenader was rising from behind her.
"He was not only a great ranger, but a great friend~" The Serenader said as she played a clip of Lost at Chaotic's fake funeral.
"I...miss him very much" the clip played.
"OH ONE MORE TIME!" The Serenader said as he replayed the clip and laughed hysterically.
"MISS HIM NOW?!" he said, howling in laughter.
"Ah, what a hoot, please tell me you're getting this on camera boo?" The Serenader wheezed.
"Rolling boss!" H said as she and silver were recording the whole thing.
"STOP MOCKING ME!" Lost shouted but was electrocuted by the Pearbots holding her.
"If Lost Lightyear ends today, you'll regret it." Lost threatened The Serenader.
"Oh, I'm not going to kill you, no, I will take the Equstrian Alliance's greatese hero, and turn him into...me~" The Serenader responded as Lost was shocked.
"Welcome to the team parner~" Chaotic said. "Bitch please, I am not a member of this team, you're not your parner." Lost said angrily
"Lost Lightyear Mission Log: Final Chapter-" Lost began.
"What the fuck is she doing?" The Serenader questioned, pointing at Lost.
"Ugh, Mission Log, she thinks Equestrian Command will respond to that big puddle of nonsensiclal bullshittery" Chaotic responded.
Meanwhile, the rest of Lost's crew were flying in the FuckShake-1.
"UGH, I can't believe Lost would leave us, a team of already trained rookie rangers!" Nina said angrily
"Which, technically we are" PR chuckled. The message board turned on as Lost's voice was heard.
"I don't know if anyone not tainted by The Serenader's mega evil-" she began.
"Um, Did I step on another button?" Cameron asked.
"Shh, It's Lost!" Keyframe told him.
"...as I go to my doom-"
"DOOM?!" Cameron shouted.
"...I decided to pay tribute to 4 of the best, and greatest rangers to ever come out of Equestrian Command." she continued.
"THAT'S ME AND THREE OTHERS!" PR said excitedly.
"I have taken a one girl step towards darkness and depravity, and I have failed, very badly" Lost said.
"Keep rolling, this is precious." The Serenader whispered to H, motioning her to keep recording Lost's final moments.
"Perhaps if I had taken a new partner, or two, or four..." she said with a smile.
"HOT TITTIES! DID YOU HEAR THAT GUYS?!" Cameron excitedly shouted.
"He needs us!" PR shouted with glee. "He proved it too" Keyframe added.
"And he really does need us again, he struggled but figured out his mistakes in the end!" Nina said with a smirk.
"Did you just break the fourth wall Nina?" PR asked.
"Yes, yes I did" Nina responded as she maneuvard the FuckShake-1 towards Planet S
"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU LOST!" Cameron shouted.
"Lost Lightyear, over and out" Lost concluded, closing her communicator.
"Target Lost Lightyear~" The Serenader commanded.
"You're the boss" Reenion Mag said as the Pearbots held Lost close to the Mega-Ray. The machine turns on, flashing and swirling.
"MEGA-RAY MEGA-READY!" Reenion Astro told The Serenader. H started up the machine.
"Do it~" The Serenader told H. As the Mega-Ray was about to hit Lost, PR grabbed her in the nick of time.
"HOT TITTIES!" Cameron shouted.
"I didn't this would worAAAHHHHHH" PR screamed as he fell from Lost's grip, so did the two Pearbots holding her.
"CHAOTIC, KILL LIGHTYEAR!" The Serenader told him as he activated his wings and flew towards a nearby Pearbot.
"WHERE?!" Chaotic questioned, but the Pearbot malfunctioned and knocked him town, breaking his wings.
"WHAT THE FUCK, HAVE YOU BLOWN A BRAIN CIRCUT?!" Chaotic shouted. Nina in her mud formed reemerged from the malfunctioning Pearbot and kicked it down where Chaotic was, he screamed and ran away from the Pearbot before it exploded.
"Awww, poisoned by your own Pearbot?" Nina joked.
"Shut up" he responded.
"CAAAAMMMERRROOOON!" PR shouted as he fell, but was saved by Cameron just in time.
"TARGET THE PLANET OF COUPLES AND STRUGGLES!" The Serenader ordered as the Reenions typed away.
"YOU FUCK NUGGET!" Lost shouted.
"I knew that would've got her~" The Serenader chuckled. Lost flew up to destroy the main battery to the Mega-Ray by shooting it with her laser.
"Your puny Equestrian Command lasers, BULLSHITTERY! Let me show you a real weapon hun~" The Serenader said as H and Silver gave him his Radioactive Pear Blaster. He fired a blast and hit Lost square in the jetpack, breaking her wings and causing her to fall.
"Huh, noice shot" Chaotic complemented.
"The key is to prevent it from bouncing back and finding a real target~" The Serenader responded.
Lost struggled as she climbed up onto the S of The Serenader's tower and flipped up her wrist communicator.
"NINA, CAMERON, PR, KEYFRAME CAN ANYONE READ ME?! I CAN'T MAKE IT IN TIME, IT'S UP TO YOU NOW, GOOD LUCK!" Lost said as The Serenader walked behind her and aimed his Poisonous Pear Blaster at her. He fired and blasted her jetpack again as a piece of rubble was trying to crush her but she fired her laser and blew it to smithereens.
"Give it up Lightyear, I win ya bitch~" The Serenader taunted Lost.
"Evil. Never. Wins" Lost responded as he tried to blast her but kept missing.
"Afraid of the dark Serenader?" Lost taunted back. The Serenader tried to fire at her again, but the blaster was knocked out of his hand by Nina.
"Not this time, Serenader" she told him. Cameron stomped on the blaster until it was only metal fragments. Lost aimed her laser at him.
"The Serenader" Keyframe said
"By the authority of Equestrian Command" Nina began.
"Section 5 Sunsection Zeta, that's the one about The Serenader" said Cameron.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!" PR shouted, aiming a gun at him.
"Like I said, Evil. Never. Wins" Lost repeated.
"Uuuhhhhnnn, firing" Reenion Astro moaned as he pulled the lever to activate the Mega-Ray. It powered up as a blast flew past PR. The Serenader jumped through a hatch where he was standing as it formed into a floating hoverthrone.
"YOU FAILED LIGHTYEAR, WITH THAT FINAL BLAST, I HAVE ENSLAVED EVERY PLANET AND PERSON IN THE EQUESTRIAN ALLIANCE! Whenever you travel across the universe, you will hear my sexy-yet-threatening voice mocking you~ EVIL RULES!" The Serenader laughed as he flew away.
"We're not done yet, Keyframe, Cameron, PR, take Chaotic into custody! Nina, you're with me!" Lost ordered.
Meanwhile, the Serenadatronic Mega-Ray is starting to malfunction and explode as Reenions scream and run away while Chaotic is chained to a pole.
"HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING, RELEASE ME! HEY I'M THE SERENADER'S NUMBER ONE HENCHMAN!" Chaotic shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Now there's something I wouldn't go boasting about~" Cameron said as he picked up Chaotic as Keyframe and PR. jumped onto Cam's back while the Mega-Ray keeps exploding.
"WHAT YOU'RE GONNA JUMP?! ARE YOU HIGH?!" Chaotic screamed
"Boi, we're on the janitorial staff, you're looking at a couple of risktakers!" PR responded.
"It's true~" Cameron said as they jumped off the exploding building.
"Except me, I'm the flexible type!" Key corrected PR.
"Oh right" he said as Chaotic reeeed scared. Luckily, PR pulled out a parachute just in time.
"Don't be such a scaredy-cat" Cameron told Chaotic who was shaking in fear.
Lost and Nina are flying in front of the evil Unidersh.
"Ok, Lost, what are we going to actually do?' Nina questioned Lost.
"The RDP Unidersh was activated by a single touch..." Lost said as she pressed her hand against the orb, causing it to light up.
"LOST YOU'RE DOING IT!" Nina shouted happily.
"The power of struggle-free-happiness is a strong thing Nina" Lost said, but was interrupted by the Unidersh pushing them back.
"Not strong enough" Nina said.
"FUCKSICKLES! Thanks to The Serenader, the Unidersh is rotten to the core" Lost said angrily. Nina thought of an idea.
"Then let's get you to the core" she said pushing Lost against the Unidersh.
"You're going to mud me?" Lost said as Nina luckily mudded Lost inside the Unidersh.
"LOST!" Nina shouted as the Unidersh pushed her back.
Suddenly, the Unidersh began to light up and turn back into its normal colors.
"TO EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS!" Lost echoed as waves from the normal Unidersh wore off the effects of The Serenader's Serenadatronic Mega-Ray.
"Ah, Lightyear" Commander Scribbula said with a smile.
"NO! MY PLAN, MY GALAXY!" The Serenader shouted angrily.
"Unidersh wave impact in 20 seconds boss!" H told him.
"FUCK YOU LOST LIGHTYEAR!" he screamed as a Unidersh wave hit him. As Cameron, PR, and Keyframe held down Chaotic, Nina knew what to do.
"I'm going in!" Nina shouted as she mudded her way inside the Unidersh.
"He's a goner" Chaotic mumbled. But Nina came flying out with Lost in her grip.
"Thanks for the lift Nina" Lost said.
"Anytime mam" Nina responded.
The Unidersh as back to normal as the RDPs and members of Equestrian Command came to thank Lost.
"I hope the Unidersh still works on you guys." Lost said as an RDP checks and winks, giving the indication that it's normal again.
"We are one" three RDPs said in unison.
"Our dershlink has been restored." one RDP said.
"All is as it was" the second one added. The third's antenna was shaking as she had a stern look.
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND MOTHERFUCKERS!" the RDP said as she was about to fly away, but another RDP pulled her down, telling her to stop.
Two members took Chaotic away.
"I still can't believe we caught Agent S." Nina said
"I can't believe I he turned out to be Lost's dead partner who wasn't really dead." Cameron added.
"Yeah, that too" Nina responded.
"True that Nina" Key added.
"Amazing!" a couple RDPs said to PR.
"Easy fellas, I know I've exceeded many performance expectations" PR responded.
"It's not that PR, you're almost human, so many character flaws" another RDP said.
"Ok, let's just leave it amazing and LEAVE IT AT THAT!" PR reminded the RDPs.
"Well Lightyear, you saved the universe again" Scribbula said smiling.
"It wasn't just me mam, The Serenader almost won, in fact, he would have, except I had backup." Lost responded.
"No shit you had backup Lost" PR said.
"I'm glad I could work with you to stop that Serene freak." Keyframe said.
"Because everyone needs backup, shitloads of it." Nina responded.
"It's in the manual, Section Six, Subsection Gama" Cameron said happily.
"Alright guys, cut out the friendship lessons here." Lost told them.
"So Lost, who's going to be your partner?" Scribbula asked.
"I think I made my decision Commander." Lost responded
At a coorination, everyone at Equestrian Command shows up to see. Scribbula gives Lost and Nina both medals as she flings back her hair. PR skids up to the stage as he salutes. Scribbula gives him a medal as he kisses her.
"I'm already taken ya fuck" Scribbula told PR.
"I'm a silly little shit, aren't I~" PR whispered into Scribbula's ear. Cameron giddily runs up as she gives him a medal too as Keyframe walks towards her and solutes as she gives Key one as well.
"Team Lightyear, reporting for duty!" Lost announces as everybody applauses. Lost and Nina press their wing buttons and fly as PR immediadely opens them and flies off with the others as Key joins the flight.
"So Cool!" Cameron excidedly says as he presses his wing button and flies off.
"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Team Lightyear said in unison as they flew into another adventure.
