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User ID: 34,841
Registered: 21st May 2012
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Tear into me Motherfucker


Lets just see how deep the rabbit hole goes shall we?


All the other cool kids are doing it, prepare for a list of my favorite quotes. Mostly taken from pony thread simulators (I know I'm completely missing the point but I had to include these)


"I want Princess Celestia to ferment vegetables in her low intestines so I can listen to her cry as her stomach gurgles and inflates with gas"
- Anon of /Mpl/

"I want flutershy to be pregnant so that I can milk her and use it to make cheese. Also I'd make ice-creme from her milk."
Some faggot on /mlp/

"follow me to the gay bath house"
Some guy who appreciates the joy of bathhouses.

"Applejack,every time you walk, I can hear your pussy lips flap, and the free swinging scraps of flesh that once comprised your marehood sound like someone slapping a pair of dead fish against one another.”
-from a fiddlebottoms masterpiece.

PPS: Credit is due to WrathOfGod519 for Chocolate Frosting which not only inspired a fanart, but was also released too early and started months in advance. Never has someone done so completely and so professionally the exact opposite of what they were told to do (and in a manner which indicates a perplexing level of prescience). I have no idea what sort of prize he should receive, but he certainly deserves something.
-fiddlebottoms on my weird Wednesday entry.

Emoticons and Portraits:

Have some music

Rainbow Dash

Music thread:

Be sure to check out TheTartarusProject.com, where all the good shit is at.

Artwork curtsey of Pascal, go checkout his other works.

And from there, we will funnel them into the exit gate we call the terminal 15. Now, in that narrow corridor, their numbers will count for nothing. And wave after wave of Football Hooligan attack......will clash against Police riot shields. Manchesters  losses will be so great, their drunks so demoralized......they will have no choice but to abandon their campaign.


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An ancient darkness awakens, and Spike alone must decide the fate of his world. -Skyrim Crossover-
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A young Celestia and Luna learn to master their new power.
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[Comedy] [Human]
While adapting to life after being banished from Equestria, Chrysalis learns that not everyone shuns her for her villainy.
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Sequel to Not My Destiny. The story of Twilight's daughter. Unavoidably, a story of impossible loss
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With her new apprenticeship under Nightmare Moon, Empress of Equestria and Queen of the Eternal Night, the orphan filly Twilight Sparkle plunges head-first into the conspiracies, secrets and intrigues of the Empire.
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Surely the End of Equestria. Lock the cupboards and barricade the fridge! It's the Royal Diet!
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Luna struggles with the edges of sanity and feelings of depression after her time of lunar isolation
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Can grimdark actually be a little funny and not depend on gore and blood?
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I read too much...

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After a thousand years on the moon, Luna takes the time to reflect on her life.
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War comes to Equestria: with despair, with starvation, with sacrifice and with heroism.
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Sweetie Belle and Trixie become victims of Celestia's devine justice.
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[Dark] [Adventure]
Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.
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The Human of legend has been released, and the Brotherhood makes its move.
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Celestia Gets High.

Fed up with Equestra's anti-drug laws, a group of hippy activists hatch an ambitious plan to douse Celestia with LSD. Hilarity ensues.

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When Lacking Responsibility or how one moron's power leads to ruin: Rewritten.

Marcus was just another Brony who spends far to much time on the internet, he had few friends, and spent what little of his time not dedicated to ponies on Left 4 dead. After passing out late at night on the keyboard reading another cliche Human in Equestia fanfic, he awakes to find himself in a strange and colourful land... as a Draconequus....

Just what happens when you take a well-meaning looser

with mild psychopathic tendencies and give him phenomenal, god-like cosmic power, and let him loose in Equestria to run around blindly without any clue whats going on.

Having far to much power for his own good, Will he manage to restrain from accidently killing himself, let alone anything he encounters. Will he will learn that with great power comes great responsibility? Unlikely.


This is a rewrite of an old, discontinued fic of mine posted some 21 weeks ago, it was pretty crap (and still is) to be honest so I though I'd try my hand at rewriting it. I would just edit the old one but It's deleted.

There was going to be copious gore in later chapters, but this new story-line will be allot lighter then the previous extreme Grimdark horror-fest I had planned out, and will probably continue the lighthearted path it was on. There will still probably be gore, just not as extreme.

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#487729 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·
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As of right now, It's just over 200 people. But I always appreciate every single one, so I always say thank you! :twilightblush:

#487667 · 6d, 17h ago · · ·
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>>487621

You're not seriously going to go around and thank every single person who favorites that fic are you?

That's like what? 400, 500 people?

#487621 · 6d, 18h ago · · ·
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Thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites! Keep arms and legs inside the cart at all times, and enjoy the ride!:rainbowlaugh:

#463701 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>433023

It's hideously average :moustache:

zel
#456613 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>456606 I know! I just love hanging around friends and making funnies!

#456606 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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#456588 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>456577 I just published few new chapters, please have a look at them! Also, stay tuned for my new stories~!

(This is not as funny as it should be since I actually am going to write ._.)

#456577 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>456573

No problem, your stories are really entertaining and you totally deserve my fleeting attention.

zel
#456573 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thank you for watch! I hope my stories will continue to entertain you! :pinkiesmile:

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