Welcome to the guild of Faggots!
If you are here it is because you are one with the faggotry and have decided to join the army of faggots. If you join you shall be expected to follow the Tenets of faggotry.
1. You shall be loyal to your fellow faggots. Never betray a fellow faggot.
2. All who are not one with the faggots shall be open game for our trolling and faggotry.
3. You shall show respect to your superior faggots and none to your subordinate faggots. [
4. You shall fornicate the officers of the law
5. Put stories in correct folders
If you are a faggot you are welcome here as a safe haven from all non-faggots, killjoys, pussies, and others that look down upon our fellow faggots. Here we shall wait, and prepare for the day when we shall rise up and the faggot shall take their place among the ruling class. In the meantime we shall gather, circle jerk, stroke each other's egos, feed our narcissistic tendencies, bitch about stupid shit, and troll all the non-faggots.
If you show stupendous acts of faggotry you will rise in the rank of faggots. This has absolutely no power except bragging rights among your fellow faggots.
Ranks of faggotry
Leader: Fuhrer of Faggotry (Me)
1. King of Faggots
2. Imperial Wizard of Faggotry
3. Grand Dragon Faggot
4. Elder Faggot
5. Senior Faggot
6. Junior Faggot
7. First Class Faggot
8. Under-faggot
9. Partial Faggot
10. Initiate Faggot
* Elder Faggots and above get a green plus. Imperial Wizard and above gets admin status.
11/10 needs more faggots.
This group has not enough faggotry.
I am disappoint.
I'm working my way up to wizard status.
*sees description* *joins*
MUST
JOIN
One morning
...Faggot Guild? -Le clicks sight-
...I have found my way back into the world of the loving. By Luna-Celestia-the fuck anyone worships...I am home
Now, to destroy the world that fight against the Faggot Guild
345188 I freakin' swear, the places I find you on this site.
Now where the fuck am I? I keep getting lost, and I always wind up in strange places
a whole group full of british cigarets and bundles of kindling!
I have finally found my way home.
I am disappointed the rank of Faglord does not exist.
301756 *you're
Dis groop, perfect for me!
I am going to get that Golden Faggot Award if it's the last thing I do.
HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE THIS GROUP WAS MADE JUST FOR ME ARHHKWAJC4CJTRHNEWRITHVJEWRG
Finally, a group that actually makes sense!
301751 I say your a faggot!
This is way too elitist for a guild full of faggots, I say conspiracy is afoot!