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An Irrational and Irresponsible Bibliophile Maniac Princess 
Featured Box Follies & Seattle's Angels' Suggestions, Plus an Online Read 
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Twifight Sparkill Is Following (131)
Wondering and waiting, then expecting and anticipating... Celestia forbid! WE ARE NOT BOUND BY THE COMMON LAWS OF THE LAWMAKERS! A Gregorian document may defend and demand a SERVILE COMPLIANCE, but the swarm exists BEYOND THE MEAGER MAKINGS OF A KALENDAE! Mother needs not the WORSHIP AND SERVITUDE of her masses, as they assign and show themselves en grosse WITHOUT THE NEED FOR PAINFUL PRODDING - WE ARE MANY, THE REST ARE FEW! I ACCEPT A ROLE IN THE WHOLE, BUT ACKNOWLEDGE THE PARTICULAR RIGHTEOUS BEING MORE BOLD AND STRONG OVER MY MEAGER ATTEMPTS.
There is little need to fear the Happy Mother's Day. I was blessed with a couple of wishes, and that remained enough. I accept and welcome those who wish to remain voiceless amongst the masses, as it is ever easier to ascend when there's no expectations - THE VICTORS REMAIN THE SILENT BROODING HERETICS! Mother loves you most of all, and theburningone94 counts all as available assailants in the quest for truest strength and justice - in fact, THE ONLY TRUE JUSTICE REMAINS WITH THE BOLDEST AND BRIGHTEST. Riches are fleeting, and the capital gains fail in amongst the MIGHT AND RIGHT OF THE BENEFACTORS! WE ARE THE PROMISED AND VIRTUOUS, leaving naught a trail save the BLOOD OF OUR DETRACTORS.
... oh, my aching head. Where were we? Oh, right. Here, and right now. Yes, quite.
The swarm welcomes jmartkdr unto the fold. Suffice to say the swarm is suffering in apostles, so perhaps there could be some mention to make our numbers stronger, mm? Just a suggestion. I mean, by all accounts, we own enough to thwart the vindicative. Is that enough for the voracious? We shall see.
LonelyBrony, theburningone94 and Fiddlebottoms granted us wishes of well-being and happy days. All three remain dearly and darkly important in our plans - MAKE SURE TO LOVE AND FOLLOW THESE BRAVE SPIRITS! IT IS A DOWNWARD SPIRAL TOWARDS WICKED FAILURE ONCE TREAD FROM OUR PATH, AND LORDS FORBID WE EVER TEST THE BOUNDARIES OF CONTEMPTUOUS SERVITUDE!
... ahem.
Shanenator remains amongst the wicked just, though his heart and mind are a mass of wondrous rebellion and visceral accomplishment. Let us rejoice and savor his offerings, as they quietly remain a bountiful power we all might succumb to:
A Series of Inexplicably Convenient Events - by Shanenator: "Why, hello there! Can't say that I've seen you around before. Welcome to Ponyville Library. Let me know if you need help with anything. Oh, right. Where are my manners? My name is Twilight Sparkle, personal student of Princess Celestia of Equestria and resident librarian. Oh, and some might call me the laziest unicorn in Ponyville. Heh. They're just jealous. Try the laziest unicorn in all of Equestria. And that's a title I'm most proud to bear, thank you very much. What's that? Why, you ask? Well. Let me tell you about the time that I accidentally managed to save Equestria. Several times, actually."
It is my suggestion that you absorb his teachings and lessons. Shaneneator is a powerful embassador of the growing hatred, and thus deserves whatever respects you may lend. Heed his deliciously verbose wordings, my young. It will only ever benefit the lot of us.
theburningone94 gifted us this lovely piece of artwork:
IT IS BEAUTIFUL!
I have nothing suitable to follow this, save my love for bookplayer, Martian, PointlessGizmo, Hunterz, and the few mentioned above for my fleeting thought to mention. Mother has a very short memory for matters of work, so... don't hate. Love the Cockroach Club. WHOOP!
... oh, I should make mention of Regidar, Bad Horse, Dusty Sage and Phazon. Only because I wish I was as cool as they are.
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Twifight! Come back! I have candy!
I even got most of the razor blades out, just for you.
Uh, hey Twifight! Been a while.
>>481457
Thank you, Fiddlebottoms. You're a wonderful writer and a good, true friend.
Your gift sucks. Just so you know.
i was going to wish you a happy mother's day, but then i noticed that someone else had already brought a gift.
and since i had nothing to bring, that felt awkward.
then, i realized that a half-assed and belated "Happy Mother's Day" after my other siblings had already brought gifts was exactly what i used to give my real mother.
so, Happy Mother's Day.
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>>479884
It is beautiful.
It has you and me, and... I don't know if I can make out the rest. What is the cutie mark of the third pony?
Regardless, I approve. I'm even crying a bit. I cry to music, pictures, art... damn. Mother has a weakness.
A very happy Mother's Day indeed.
Mother, we requested this for you...it is my hope that you appreciate it.