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User ID: 40,394
Registered: 14th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 1h, 27m ago
Story views: 105,017

Here's what you need to know about Bronystories:

I've been a brony since June 2011 and started an account here one year later. What took me so long? I spent all that time leeching entertainment off of the creative works of more talented fans than myself.

I started writing fanfics when I noticed that no one was writing some of the stories I wanted to see told; probably for good reasons.

As far as writing inspirations go, I love old time radio comedies. Shows like Duffy's Tavern, Fibber McGee and Molly, The Fred Allen Show and The Jack Benny Show are all great. Many of these shows can be listened to for free on sites such as dumb.com and otr.net.

If you want to see where most of my humor comes from, check out these classic masters of comedy; especially Duffy's Tavern and The Jack Benny Show.

While I've focused primarily on explicit fanfics, I have several that I'm working on which will be appropriate for all ages.

Fluttershy is my waifu.

The man featured in my profile is not me, but American actor Patrick Wilson. My avatar is a ponified version of a scene from the movie Insidious, which Wilson starred in.

If you enjoy my stories or blog posts, be sure to also check out the Bronystories Fan Club!

Story Editor: Bluebreeze

Bluebreeze is my main story editor. I can always count on him for a speedy return on any stories I send. He corrects my errors and ensures that my fanfics are better than I could ever make them on my own.

Official Riffer: twow443

twow443 is my official riffer. He has the arduous task of trying to find humor within my sick and twisted stories. His riffs are like spoonfuls of sugar to combat the bitter medicine I prescribe.

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Lyra and Bon Bon's Forty Day Cruise

In the ancient city of Sodom, Lyra and Bon Bon sneak onto Noah's Ark by pretending to be husband and wife. Thanks to a fake horn on Bon Bon, the human prophet Noah thinks the two marefriends are the missing unicorn couple he needed for the ark.

Can Lyra and Bon Bon keep their true identities hidden from Noah? It won't be easy when their every move is being scrutinized by the cripplingly homophobic earth pony couple. Will Evangelical Hope and her husband Adamic Faith expose Lyra and Bon Bon for who they are, or will this forty day cruise be smooth sailing?

Cover image by Why485

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Princess Sparkle's First Wingboner

After becoming an alicorn princess, Twilight receives a new pair of wings. Celestia and Luna comfort her in their own way before her coronation. What they should've done was teach her how to hide her arousal.

This story was written in the midst of the "alicorn Twilight" hysteria which permeated the brony fandom in the weeks leading up to the season three finale.

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Carrot Cake's Compromising Courtship

Set in the past, this story follows teenage Carrot Cake, a slacker who's ship may finally have come in. A false premise directs Carrot to a job interview. There he meets the bosses' daughter and falls for her beauty. What obstacles and rivals will Carrot have to overcome in order to get the girl?

Rated teen for moderate sex humor.

Cover Illustration by John Joseco

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Adventures of a Teenage Foalsitter [clop free]

Filly Cadance begins to lust after Twilight's father. What lengths will she go through to make him her own? Her obsession leaves Orion on the verge of losing his marriage and his mind.

Rated Teen for mild descriptions of sexual themes. My goal is for the chapters to get progressively darker, without becoming too uncomfortable. It starts out like Fatal Attraction, only the obsessed character is an alicorn filly.

Comments are my favorite form of feedback, so please fill those comment boxes up!

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Bronystories Cream of the Crop

[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Living in ancient Sodom, Lyra disguises Bon Bon as a unicorn so they can sneak aboard Noah's Ark.
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#472188 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·
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I think you posted that on my profile early on, actually, but I never responded because I was busy fapping or something. Either way THANK YOU <3 it means a whole bunch. :rainbowkiss: I am a big fan of your stories, especially 120 Days of Blueblood and Taming of the Screw. I don't know why I never followed you until now.

#468960 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>468950

I also want to collaborate with you on that gorefic. I'll send you a PM with more details.

#468950 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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:pinkiehappy: Thx for the fav on Black Diamond Dog  :rainbowkiss:

Now, I should really start to work in the next chapter. :facehoof: But thanks, it's very appreciated.

#458429 · 3w, 1h ago · · ·
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>>458213

What's with you and all of the rape stories?

I clearly wasn't beaten enough as a child. :pinkiecrazy:

#458213 · 3w, 3h ago · · ·
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What's with you and all of the rape stories? :pinkiegasp:

Not that I am complaining:pinkiecrazy:

#456529 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>456450 Bring it on. I'm ready to be done with this.

#456450 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>456356

I plan on finishing it soon. It may not be published by the end of the month, but I want to try and at least have it ready to edit.

Are you ready? :unsuresweetie:

#456356 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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So....When's that chapter coming out, hmm?

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For those of you who remember my blog post detailing the origin of Lyra and Bon Bon's Forty Day Cruise, you'll recall where I mentioned what it was like to survive the May 3rd tornado which struck Oklahoma in 1999.

Yesterday the state had another tornado, which was arguably worse.

MOORE, OK- MAY 20: Flipped vehicles are piled up outside the heavily damaged Moore Medical Center after a powerful tornado ripped through the area on May 20, 2013 in Moore, Oklahoma. The tornado was reported to be at least EF4 strength and a mile wide.

That building in the background is the damaged Warren Theater in Moore, OK. I used to go there all the time to watch movies. It was one of the nicer theaters in the Oklahoma City area. I hope they rebuild.

This photo shows homes flattened outside Moore, Ok, Monday, May 20, 2013. A monstrous tornado as much as a mile wide roared through the Oklahoma City suburbs Monday, flattening entire neighborhoods, setting buildings on fire and landing a direct blow on an elementary school. This is already shaping up to be a much more deadly storm than the one on May 3rd. It'll be days before we know just how many fatalities the May 20th tornado caused.

A truck lays damaged in a field near the Moore Medical Center, background, after a tornado moves through Moore, Okla. on Monday, May 20, 2013.

So much destruction...

Here's the path of the May 20th, 2013 tornado, in comparison to the May 3rd, 1999 tornado.

It's times like these that make you stop and think about how fragile life is.

Don't worry about me, though. I'm fine. Fortunately, I had a storm shelter during the tornado. I was lucky enough to be underground. I didn't lose anything in this storm, but many people weren't so lucky. A lot of people lost everything they owned yesterday.

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