At the rate things are going... · 5:37am Aug 6th, 2012
...My Little Pony will soon have more explicit fan-made content than any other intellectual property.
I can understand why John De Lancie wants to ignore the clop aspect of the fanbase in his documentary, since it is only a small, yet vocal minority of fans. Having said that though, the sheer volume of MLP rule 34 content being generated daily is worthy of note. (And yes, I am aware that safe for work images are also breaking records, but this topic specifically focuses on clop.)
This is a sample taken from rule34.paheal.net on August 5, 2012. There are only eight series that have succeeded in generating 10,000 or more porn images. My Little Pony is currently in fourth place.
Year series started Series name Number of porn images
1996 Pokemon 50758
1996 Touhou 28914
1934 DC 16386
1984 My Little Pony 13424
1987 Street Fighter 13340
1939 Marvel 12417
1999 Naruto 10798
1991 Sonic Team 10338
While My Little Pony technically started with Generation 1 in 1984, when Friendship is Magic debuted in Oct. 2010, there were only 293 images of My Little Pony on rule34.paheal.net. Since MLP:FIM came out, that number has jumped from less than 300 images to more than 13,000 images within two years. That's an increase of 4,482 percent!
It should be noted that all other series on the list have been around for at least a decade. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has only been around for 20 months and has already generated more porn than Sonic the Hedgehog and Naruto. Let me repeat that. More porn than Sonic the Hedgehog and Naruto.
Pokemon still holds the rule 34 throne with more than 50,000 pornographic images, but it also has 16 years under its belt. How long will it take MLP:FIM to surpass Pokemon? Will we ever reach a point where the sheer glut of pony porn causes the term 'clopping' to become a widely accepted general slang term for masturbation, as opposed to just a brony in-joke?
As a question to cloppers: If an adult film studio saw the popularity of MLP and wanted to capitalize on it, would anyone want to watch "My Little Porno" with actual porn stars? Is there a market for a woman who wears nothing to work except for a curly pink wig and balloons stenciled on her butt? Could the Lyra plushie become the first legitimate artificial porn star? Would a real life anthro porn version of the show appeal to anyone, or should the only pony porn look like ponies from the show? (I personally have never been a fan of anthro, but I confess I would be curious to see how the porn industry handles brony culture in their productions.)
Place your bets on how long it will take for MLP to become the undisputed king of porn. Also feel free to add any thoughts you have regarding cloppers or clopping in general. (For the record, Tara Strong loves cloppers. She just wants them to keep their fetishes out of the spotlight.)
I feel the same way as our illustrious Brony Queen. Advertising to the world that bronies have generated more porn in less time than any other fan base does make us look like a bunch of perverts. What everyone needs to remember is, the clean images made by fans far outweighs the explicit clop pics.
EDIT: For those who are curious, here's the current breakdown of images on rule34.paheal.net for the mane six.
Name: Number of images:
Twilight Sparkle: 1924 
Rainbow Dash: 1825 
Pinkie Pie: 1560 
Fluttershy: 1438 
Rarity: 1124 
Applejack: 1010 
EDIT: My Little Pony has more porn made of it than Star Wars, (4557), Star Trek (1048) and Disney (4814). Combined. And it only took us bronies 20 months to do it. These other franchises have had decades for their fans to generate explicit imagery. I predict My Little Pony will become the undisputed king of porn before its fourth season starts in the fall of 2013.
You're very dedicated to your porn.
For the sake of my reputation, I'll have to say no to My Little Porno. I'm not a clopper! For realsies! Oh yeah, what 'photos'? Oh. Those photos. Well I'm sure we can discuss this like the mature adults we are-- *shoots you in the face*.
TIS NOT ENOUGH! WE MUST BE THE INDESPUTED RULERS OF PORN! I say another year or two and we're at the top. I wouldn't mind a porn version of FIM either.
Woah, that is pretty staggering, and yet at the same time, it doesn't surprise me. I feel like it really should, but after the whole debacle with the mature tag on this site, I realise the explicit content of MLP is getting more and more loud (so to speak).
That said, some of it is simply hilarious. Case in point, your Lyra and Bon-Bon's Odd Jobs series.
Freakin'. Hysterical.
I do not support this...that is all
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I like your avatar.
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Yes, yes he is.
I'm actually surprised by this rank placement.
I'm...I'm...
Oh sweet Celestia!
This is unreal! Check out all the art of us and our friends!
Rainbow! Get your mind out of the gutter! This is terrible!
Oh stop it, you know you love it!
Well...
Ok, I suppose it's nice that the bookworm gets so much attention,
But still! This is so wrong!
...I'm not arguing with it. In fact, I'm rather impressed. SFW and NSFW are balanced with each other usually, so you should be proud. FiM has taken the world by storm, and it doesn't seem to be slowing down.
*Rainbow gets thrown from the group by an explosive blast of magic.*
You asked for that, honestly.
*Steel chuckles, looking over at Rainbow slumped against the wall, her eyes spinning around in their sockets.*
Good sir: I would watch that live action porn movie and wear a shit eating grin akin to the one I have when I watch the actual show the entire time.
I'd say give it two years before MLP dominates porn, and three before pokemon takes the crown back.
And I am in fact a filthy shameless pervert.
Anyways, I'm glad you brought this up. Definitely sheds some light on bronies (not in the way that we are "perverted" which we are not, just in the way that bronies have taken such a thing that used to be a little girl's tv show, and embraced the new series in a way that would make others think of us as insane) I digress, I'm rambling.
You do seem to be up to speed with current mlp status though. Do me a favor, and comment back. I want to know what you want to see in upcoming season 3. Me and my friends have already discussed it at somewhat length, and we were met with a lot of different ideas. But seriously, aren't friends great? They are the whole reason I'm a brony now. I invited them to spend the night about a few months ago, think it was near the end of the school year, and one of them ended up saying we should watch MLP:FiM. At first, I did the normal thing any guy who has heard of MLP would do. I almost literally stated, 'gay' (maybe not what every guy would do, but that's what i thought at the time). But after most of my friends had gone over to see it, I decided to give it a chance. I watched episodes 1/2, even though I got tired and took a nap and missed most of it. Still went back and watched it again though. Loved it, proceeded to watch the entire series, and ended up falling in love with it. Again, aren't friends grand?
Ah crap, I ended up rambling more. I'm going to stop now before I turn this comment into a 5,000 word story.
272265 Thank you, but isn't this supposed to be about porn? And also do you like Warrior Cats?
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Ha ha! You fool! I was wearing my bullet proof glasses! Now, as for these photos... do you want them glossy or matted?
272260Buck you. That is all.
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Why I am okay with all of this, I might figure out at a later date.
We all have our vices. I will just merely observe and see how it turns out.
post like this are very unbecumming!
For me, I believe that it'll take at least 3-4 years till there could be any form of My Little Porno, from the porn industry. I would say at first that the porn industry would probably do bestiality for a short time. Then, would they start doing anthro porn, which I wouldn't mind seeing as long it has a good story premise( which is a rarity for me.)
But, only time would tell.
272276 I rather think my junk looks better in glossy black and white. You might frame it for me, I like to have souvenirs of my bad ideas-- *pistol-whips your glasses off, then shoots you again*.
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You might be interested to know the current images on rule34.paheal.net for the mane six.
Name: Number of images:
Twilight Sparkle: 1924
Rainbow Dash: 1825
Pinkie Pie: 1560
Fluttershy: 1438
Rarity: 1124
Applejack: 1010
I'll give it another month before we see lesbian pornstars in technicolor body paint and cutie marks drawn on their asses.
Not really a fan of clop but I'm not going to look down my nose at other cloppers or even furries. But what I do hate are the mouthbreathing attention whores that purposely try to grab the spotlight and try to justify their niche like everyone is supposed to accept it. They go on Howard Stern, jump at a chance to be guest on Jerry Springer and then wonder why the fuck everyone is laughing. I love and tolerate as much as the next brony, but my patience ends at the wanna be activists that give this and every fanbase a bad name. Like something that's most likely perverted or socially accepable in the eyes of your average joe? Fine, it's your god given right. But keep it to yourself.
/rant
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Well, I knew there was a vast amount of images for each of the characters...but holy crap...
Are you insane? At this time of day?
No, we aren't gonna go to that site at this point in time. Maybe later.
*Steel's eye twitches as he looks over at Pinkie.*
Please God put those eyes away...countries have fallen to weapons less powerful than those.
Brony, help me, I can feel my SOUL TURNING TO DEPRESSED DUST FROM THIS.
Please tell me you did not do all this math by yourself.
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Another 5 years? I think that's being generous.
My Little Pony has more porn made of it than Star Wars, (4557), Star Trek (1048) and Disney (4814). Combined. And it only took the bronies 20 months to do it. These other franchises have had decades to generate their explicit imagery. I predict My Little Pony will become the undisputed king of porn before season 4 starts in the fall of 2013.
272347Well, you have to keep in mind that Pokemon won't just stop where it is. It still has seasons, and new material for people to make more porn of. I gave 5 years as a somewhat precaution. A safety net if you will.
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Yes, I do.
256-AES full disk encryption...
not that anything resides on said disk, nothing of value at all...
You're forgetting about everybody's favorite princesses, villains, and background ponies!
Princess Luna - 731 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png
Princess Celestia - 683 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Celestia.png
Princess Cadance - 81
Nightmare Moon - 127
Discord - 173 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png
Queen Chrysalis - 171 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Queen_Chrysalis.png
Octavia - 227 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Octavia_O_O.png
Lyra - I got a bunch of Pokemon shit dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_cry.png
Spitfire - 180 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Soarin_dayum.png
I'm too lazy to search any others dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Pinkie_loool.png
272332 e.deviantart.net/emoticons/w/wave.gif
Normally I do not condone Rule 34, especially of adorable pastel ponies. That being said, if you are going to go for something, go for it all the way.
Oh god... so very scary...
I'm not a clopper, but I do understand (slightly) the appeal, but for the sake of all things holy... this is terrifying. And no to anthro, just no. It disgusts me, even clean anthro. I can't even use Mio anymore because I see their commercials everytime I go to get a bottle...
& I didn't know Tara Strong was okay with this! That changes, nothing really, but it's still very cool to know!
272354
Fair enough. I would be curious to know what the rate of increase is for Pokemon porn. It's still the second most successful video game franchise of all time. Right behind Super Mario Bros.
(Which incidentally, Super Mario Bros. has (7205) images on rule34.paheal.net.)
While Pokemon is still popular, it's nowhere near where it was in its heyday. I doubt that its porn images are growing at the same rate as MLP. It will be interesting to monitor, though.
During the last 20 months, bronies generated roughly 22 new explicit images each day. That may not sound like a lot, but that's what it averages out to. This number will only continue to go up as more people join the herd.
272375And as I said before, season 3 and later on season 4 will make tons of new brony blood join the herd.
272347
There was Avatar porn coming out when the movie hit theatres. I'm actually surprised there isn't mainstream mlp porn (just searched out of boredom) out there. I've seen just about everything else though: Smurfs, Guilty Gear, Marvel/DC, ET, Pirates of the Carribean, (won 5 AVN awards) Left for Dead, Elder Scrolls, Lord of The Rings, Good Times, Cosby Show, Final Fantasy, Mega Man, 300, Watchmen, Mortal Kombat, Harold and Kumar, and even American Dad. Might have to wait a bit longer lol.
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"I'll give it another month before we see lesbian pornstars in technicolor body paint and cutie marks drawn on their asses."
You forgot their technicolor manes with matching butt plug pony tails.
Wow, I knew MLP had a lot of porn, but I didn't know it had that much.
My thoughts on cloppers: What they find sexually appealing is their business, and I respect their opinions. I also agree with Tara Strong.
272356 Then you should check out my fanfic.
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How could I forget lol. Hell, there's aleady a fetish where people wear hooves, butt plug tails, manes and get ridden like horses. All they need are cutie marks and body paint. (Why do I know this stuff? Damn you Real Sex!)
272409 This is what he says to people who make crappy porn:
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I just want to break out into song now!
I'm not sure whether to be intrigued, impressed, proud, disturbed, or confused. Congratulations. You have achieved the emotional equivalent of "weirdest boner ever". Minus the arousal and boner, of course.
Funny that it's you of all people who brings out this issue.
I guess this fandom is just destined to become the focal point of all things Internet, r34 included. Considering where it crawled out from, hardly a surprise. That said, I would lose interest in the cartoon pretty quickly if not for said community's presence.
I agree on the thought that the climax(ha ha, geddit?)will be reached somewhere in the S3-S4 hiatus.
That... is actually a very good idea; but I'll have to voice my displeasure at the concept of pornstars cosplaying as ponies in front of the camera. It's just... no. I don't see the appeal in cosplays, they just look strange. And real-life anthros? Don't even get me started on that. Now, about a pornographic animated series: YES. THAT is a very good idea. Maybe animate humanized or anthro versions? I don't know, anthro doesn't appeals to me but each one to their own I suppose.
Oh, almost forgot; take a look at this:
i.imgur.com/4BzPi.jpg
Take a close look, those not completely blacked out are pony-related, and I see this whenever I go into Paheal. Sometimes they take up 50% of the front page, and are the most images from a single source (show, whatever) you can see there. Even Pokemon is slow in these terms. The amount of pony porn is growing so fast that it's only safe to say that they'll take Pokemon's crown in little time. In spite of this:
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"FIFTH place!? That... that is PREPOSTEROUS! Am I not pretty enough to have the first place in the rank!? MY LIFE IS RUINEEED!"
We need more Celestia Rule 34...
272465 Rarity! Rarity! Hold it together, mare!
The numbers speak more than the rank!
*Steel shakes his head as he pats Fluttershy on the head.*
272465 It's surprising, honestly, the sheer volume of this material.
Well, yes, they did, but at least she's humanoid, in a respect.
*Steel furrows his brow and looks at Twilight.*
Wait, how do you know about Amy Rose?
Does...does that mean you've played the games...?
Beat them both?
I'll take that as a very ragey 'no'.
Literally...the Egg Carrier 2 didn't stand a chance.
Yes he did, and it's kinda sad, honestly...Ivo is a pretty cool villain otherwise. His crazy plans always have a way of working out to his benefit...he just needs to construct his machines better.
Supporting the dark side now, are we Miss Sparkle?
13 years old and he already has a home on the coast with its own transforming airway, two airplanes, and enough crazy tech to put Japan to shame.
272362 Soarin' seems to like the idea.
The Internet doesn't lie.
272465 Honestly, I think a mature porno of MLP wouldn't go over all that well for me.
I prefer literature, and tolerate the short flashes. A full-fledged porno film of them, even if it IS animated, just wouldn't agree with me.
You're ponies, I'm human. It's weird enough that I read the clop and use it, I can barely handle the flashes.
And thank God you're not gonna try chasing that career.
Rarity...you really aren't suggesting...?
No one's asking you to, Fluttershy.
...Why am I no longer surprised by your weird enjoyments? You wanna star in a porno?
Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie...I suppose Dash thinks the same?
I could see you in a war movie, ala 'Saving Private Ryan', maybe.
We should watch it sometime...I haven't seen it either, sadly. How about you, AJ?
Sarcasm heard loud and clear.
272490 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_sad.png
Maybe an animated pony porno, would be awesome. But I think if it was more like a mature rated version of the show. With adventures and other stuff, more then just sucking and fucking. Then perhaps I would watch it. But for now, fics are where it is at.
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Why is this getting to you so much?
...Uhhh...
Just let Dash have her moment...
...Right.
*Dash opens a new tab and does a Google search for Spitfire rule 34.*
OH GOD DASH, be careful what you click! I don't want a vi-
*300 gigs of porn are downloaded to Steel's harddrive, and the computer crashes.*
-rus...
...You got my damn computer infected. Now I have to fix it...
*Steel grumbles as he lightly shoves Dash out of the chair, and goes to work at scanning his computer and deleting the viruses.*
*Steel throws a glare at Dash that paralyzes her.*
Never touch my computer again.
*Steel squints his eyes at her, then turns back to his work, quietly grumbling.*