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I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Jun
11th
2015

Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

Well, for the uninformed about the proper procedure of riffing, I'm going to give you a run-down of it. (which pretty much involves me copying it from someone I know because I am lazy as all hell)

For those of you who don't remember (there are probably a fair number by now), the way F/F/T3K works is pretty similar to the way my own riffs worked. Hell, the F/F/T3K format was what I based my own on, as well as RatherHomely's now tragically unpublished fic. Basically, the text of the story is laid out in the doc, unedited from its source, and the riffer goes in and inserts their own snarky commentary on the events happening in the story. The standardized format for it is such:

Story text story text story text...

Username: Witty remark that may or may not get a laugh from the audience!

More story text. [\quote]

[quote The commentary tends to range from jabs at the botched meanings of ill-constructed sentences to mocking the actions and mannerisms of the characters to lampshading the ludicrous nature of the narrative. It's all good-natured and lighthearted, and even GOOD stories are able to be riffed by one who can extract enough material from them, but let's face it, worse stories just provide more to comment on and lambast. You can look at any of the riffs linked on my userpage if you need examples, though those are almost exclusively "bad" stories.

So there you have it. It's not hard, can be fun and hey. Maybe it'll help you get over a bad day or something, I don't know. If you're up for it, then post a response right over here. Hope to see you there!

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Riffs: Season 1

The Adventures of RedJoy

Flutters in the Moonlight

The Marvellous Adventures of Spike the Pervert

FlutterLove

Marshmallow Holes

Potato ex Machina

Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon

Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Pin the Tail on the Griffin

Candies

Taming of the Screw

120 Days of Blueblood: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

Big Mac masterbates with razor blades

Avery the Mare Murderer

The Melancoly Death of Apple Bloom

one for you

Dinky Abuse

Family Bonds Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

In Loving Memory

Pound My Pumpkin: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4 Chapters 5-6 Chapters 7-8 Chapters 9-10 Chapters 11-12 Chapters 13-14

Fluttershy Dominatrix

Three Fillies, One Colt

The Odd Tale of Sven: Chapter 1

Face Full of Sunshine

Pinkie's Worst Date

The Truth/One Tight Knight

Keep Calm and Pleasure On

The Faces of Fluttershy: The Naughty Tails: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

My Brave Unicorn: Starfleet Magic: Chapters 0-4

The Unwounds Revenge

Collar

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student: Letters 1-10 Letters 11-20

Pattycakes Trilogy: Pattycakes Pattycakes 2

Prince Blueblood Dies at the End.

My Immortal: Chapters 1-10 Chapters 11-20 Chapters 21-30 Chapters 31-40

Walk Softly: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4

Daddy's Boy

Regithon

The Retribution of Chrysalis: Part 1

Of Parties and Laughter

apple jacks suicide/That one time all the water in Equestria turned into cum

The Muffin Man/This Is Why You Always Hire a Sitter

Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God/Apple Surprise

Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks/'Miss Me?'

Picnics at sunset

Daienu: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4

The Best Present She Could Ask For

My Little Racist: Friendship is Bigoted

El Equesterismo

Mouthing Off

The Scootaloo Project: Chapter 1

Soarin' the Butt

Tarnished Silver series: Rarity's Garden-Tarnished Silver

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Luna Gets Her Button Mashed: Chapter One

Spike's Futa Foursome

My Little Slave: Chapters 1-3-Chapters 4-6

The Mare Who Wants A Human Child: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 Chapter 4

Mystquestria: Chapter 1

To Tartarus and Back (Season Finale)

Non-canon Riffs:

Momma Fluttershy

Derpy's Finest Hour

The Pointlessness of it All

Fallout Equestria: The Forgotten

Caramel and Thunderlane's Sexy Adventure

Luna's Tits

The Spiderses

Applebloom Pls Stay

Drop that (b)ASS (or 20 oz bounce)

Twow/Something Fievel Crossover

Celestia's Smallest Muffin

Mormon Masturbation

These are the ponies that I've convinced my wolf pack NOT to eat.

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#454 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the add! I can't wait to see your riff of Just Like Her. :twilightsmile:

#452 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1739640 Then I'm going to not question how you're commenting on my page.

#451 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1739638

I love you to bits I'm gonna kiss you on the lips.

Also I'm still banned kek

#450 · 21w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1739493 I thought you done got banned.

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