Joined September 2012
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I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

Riffs to Come (Bold is being done)

Blue Thunder

the story of starlight

Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long(bet with Fallen)

If These Walls Could Talk

Princess Molestia

The Prince and the Belle

Nox Silva

Celestia Meets Nicolas Cage... Kind of

Poking Pinkie Pie in the Pooper

Princess Celestia And The Fat Free Pringles

A Day at Sugarcube Corner

twow443's and Fallen Prime's Marathon of Pain.

Improper Punishment

Aeon Whooves: son of a Time Lord

Sonic Rainboom (another perspective)

Living the Dream (with Fallen Prime)

Trixie is Bored

Fallout Equestria: Bronies Dawn

Lyra's handy work

rainbow / Dash

A Reaper's Travels

My Little Dashie

ChuckPLEB The Almighty

Discords Handgina - The Gangbang Explosion Of Sadistic Throbbing Gloom!

Flutter Drunk

The Retribution of Chrysalis


A Reaper's Travels

My Second Life

Adventures of a Small Stallion

Liquid Pride

Applejack's Garden

Broken Mare

Pinkie Pie Goes To Hell



Twilight Eats Spike's Meat


My Brave Unicorn Star Fleet Magic

Diamonds and Butterflies

The High Chancellor

The princess and I

The Cupcake Chronicles

Letters From a Disgruntled Friendship Student

The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments

Three Hundred and Fifty

Pattycakes Trilogy

Blueblood's Crush

Sunny Skies All Day Long

One Pounded Pumpkin

Expecting Exile


The Scootaloo Project

Before You Kill Me

Clockwork Pony - Derpy Hooves

The Love Letters of Twilight Sparkle

The Best Night Ever

My Little Titan

Walk Softly

Her Body Was Cold

Of Blue Blood And Red Mud

Stuffed Apple

The Great Reverse Gang Bang of '69

My Little Slave

Cream Pie Birthday Party

The Element of Time

Chocolate Frosting.

A Reaper's Travels

Panning Pancakes

The Mare Who Wants A Human Child

Twilight Falls: A Fall of Equestria


I've been thinking about it for a while after the move, and I don't know....

It's not because it's died down, I started when it was slow and I continued after it declined. I guess...I don't know if people really read them anymore. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be all like, "Oh well, I'm so famous everyone should read my shit." Not at all, that would make me an asshole. I just enjoy making stuff that people will read and maybe get a giggle or two out of. I love to make people laugh.

I dunno...I guess if you really like my riffs and you wanna see more, just tell me in the comments. Otherwise, might actually be time to hang up the ole lab coat. Who knows, maybe I'll actually write again.

Thanks, guys. Ya'll are still pretty awesome.

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Completed Riffs

The Adventures of RedJoy

Flutters in the Moonlight

The Marvellous Adventures of Spike the Pervert


Marshmallow Holes

Potato ex Machina

Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon

Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Pin the Tail on the Griffin


Taming of the Screw

120 Days of Blueblood: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

Big Mac masterbates with razor blades

Avery the Mare Murderer

The Melancoly Death of Apple Bloom

one for you

Dinky Abuse

Family Bonds Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

In Loving Memory

Pound My Pumpkin: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4 Chapters 5-6 Chapters 7-8 Chapters 9-10 Chapters 11-12 Chapters 13-14

Fluttershy Dominatrix

Three Fillies, One Colt

The Odd Tale of Sven: Chapter 1

Face Full of Sunshine

Pinkie's Worst Date

The Truth/One Tight Knight

Keep Calm and Pleasure On

The Faces of Fluttershy: The Naughty Tails: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

My Brave Unicorn: Starfleet Magic: Chapters 0-4

The Unwounds Revenge


Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student: Letters 1-10 Letters 11-20

Pattycakes Trilogy: Pattycakes Pattycakes 2

Prince Blueblood Dies at the End.

My Immortal: Chapters 1-10 Chapters 11-20 Chapters 21-30 Chapters 31-40

Walk Softly: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Daddy's Boy


The Retribution of Chrysalis: Part 1

Of Parties and Laughter

apple jacks suicide/That one time all the water in Equestria turned into cum

The Muffin Man/This Is Why You Always Hire a Sitter

Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God/Apple Surprise

Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks/'Miss Me?'

Picnics at sunset

Daienu: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4

The Best Present She Could Ask For

My Little Racist: Friendship is Bigoted

El Equesterismo

Mouthing Off

The Scootaloo Project: Chapter 1

Soarin' the Butt

Tarnished Silver series: Rarity's Garden-Tarnished Silver


Luna Gets Her Button Mashed: Chapter One

Spike's Futa Foursome

My Little Slave: Chapters 1-3-Chapters 4-6

The Mare Who Wants A Human Child: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 Chapter 4

Mystquestria: Chapter 1

Non-canon Riffs:

Momma Fluttershy

Derpy's Finest Hour

The Pointlessness of it All

Fallout Equestria: The Forgotten

Caramel and Thunderlane's Sexy Adventure

Luna's Tits

The Spiderses

Applebloom Pls Stay

Drop that (b)ASS (or 20 oz bounce)

Twow/Something Fievel Crossover

Celestia's Smallest Muffin

Mormon Masturbation

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These stories are great. Read them, or I'll have to consume your soul.

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Son of the Princess

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Fine. You can use this to talk to me.

#1383275 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·


Eh. Your fine man.

#1383076 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1362002 It is. Sorry, I didn't see your comment.

#1380815 · 4w, 19h ago · · ·

>>1362002 Saw the comment and since twow didnt reply I thought I could answer. I believe it is a zombified Fluttershy.

#1362002 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·


Question. What the hell is your avatar. I mean I know it fluttershy but exactly what is she?

#1361996 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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