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I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

My Schedule

So if you haven't noticed, I haven't been producing much of...well, anything. So I took the time to figure out all what I wanted to start working on.

1. Finish up the third chapter of "Walk Softly."

2. Riff the first chapter of "The Scootaloo Project/Start collaboration story with a special guest." (You know who you are.)

3. Riff "Soarin' The Butt."

4. Write next chapter of All The Time in the World.

5. Write final chapter of "Breaking Innocence."

6. Begin the "Tarnished Silver" series. (Rarity's Garden)

7. Finish riffing chapters 3-4 of Daineu.

8. Write detailed blog on "Breaking Innocence."

9. Write next chapter of "Your Darkness is My Light."

10. Riff "Spike's Futa Foursome"

11. Write next chapter of "Son of Eternity."

12. Riff final chapter of "Walk Softly."

13. Write next chapter of "All the Time in the World."

14. Riff next chapter of "The Scootaloo Project."

15. Riff "Tarnished Silver."

I will post this on my main page and strike things off as I complete them. I will try my best to stick to it, but if somethings go out of order, well shit happens.

Riffs to Come (Bold is being done)

Blue Thunder

the story of starlight

Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long(bet with Fallen)

If These Walls Could Talk

Princess Molestia

The Prince and the Belle

Nox Silva

Celestia Meets Nicolas Cage... Kind of

Poking Pinkie Pie in the Pooper

Princess Celestia And The Fat Free Pringles

A Day at Sugarcube Corner

twow443's and Fallen Prime's Marathon of Pain.

Improper Punishment

Aeon Whooves: son of a Time Lord

Sonic Rainboom (another perspective)

Living the Dream (with Fallen Prime)

Trixie is Bored

Fallout Equestria: Bronies Dawn

Lyra's handy work

rainbow / Dash

A Reaper's Travels

My Little Dashie

ChuckPLEB The Almighty

Discords Handgina - The Gangbang Explosion Of Sadistic Throbbing Gloom!

Flutter Drunk

The Retribution of Chrysalis


A Reaper's Travels

My Second Life

Adventures of a Small Stallion

Liquid Pride

Applejack's Garden

Broken Mare

Pinkie Pie Goes To Hell



Twilight Eats Spike's Meat


My Brave Unicorn Star Fleet Magic

Diamonds and Butterflies

The High Chancellor

The princess and I

The Cupcake Chronicles

Letters From a Disgruntled Friendship Student

The Sweetie Chronicles: Fragments

Three Hundred and Fifty

Pattycakes Trilogy

Blueblood's Crush

Sunny Skies All Day Long

One Pounded Pumpkin

Expecting Exile


The Scootaloo Project

Before You Kill Me

Clockwork Pony - Derpy Hooves

The Love Letters of Twilight Sparkle

The Best Night Ever

My Little Titan

Walk Softly

Her Body Was Cold

Of Blue Blood And Red Mud

Stuffed Apple

The Great Reverse Gang Bang of '69

My Little Slave

Cream Pie Birthday Party

The Element of Time

Chocolate Frosting.

A Reaper's Travels

Panning Pancakes

Luna Gets Her Button Mashed

Twilight Falls: A Fall of Equestria


So this happened a few months back. We recorded a session of the three of us trying to play CAH while needed sleep.

And we found that lost footage.


Also, don't forget to subscribe to our channel to get new videos, guys. It's right here.

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Completed Riffs

The Adventures of RedJoy

Flutters in the Moonlight

The Marvellous Adventures of Spike the Pervert


Marshmallow Holes

Potato ex Machina

Doctor/Professor Whooves vs Nightmare Moon

Fluttershy's Week-Long Foot-Long: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

Pin the Tail on the Griffin


Taming of the Screw

120 Days of Blueblood: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

Big Mac masterbates with razor blades

Avery the Mare Murderer

The Melancoly Death of Apple Bloom

one for you

Dinky Abuse

Family Bonds Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

In Loving Memory

Pound My Pumpkin: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4 Chapters 5-6 Chapters 7-8 Chapters 9-10 Chapters 11-12 Chapters 13-14

Fluttershy Dominatrix

Three Fillies, One Colt

The Odd Tale of Sven: Chapter 1

Face Full of Sunshine

Pinkie's Worst Date

The Truth/One Tight Knight

Keep Calm and Pleasure On

The Faces of Fluttershy: The Naughty Tails: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

My Brave Unicorn: Starfleet Magic: Chapters 0-4

The Unwounds Revenge


Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student: Letters 1-10 Letters 11-20

Pattycakes Trilogy: Pattycakes Pattycakes 2

Prince Blueblood Dies at the End.

My Immortal: Chapters 1-10 Chapters 11-20 Chapters 21-30 Chapters 31-40

Walk Softly: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3

Daddy's Boy


The Retribution of Chrysalis: Part 1

Of Parties and Laughter

apple jacks suicide/That one time all the water in Equestria turned into cum

The Muffin Man/This Is Why You Always Hire a Sitter

Rarity's Revenge: Wrath of the Semen God/Apple Surprise

Pinkie Pie Sucks A Hundred Dicks/'Miss Me?'

Picnics at sunset

Daienu: Chapters 1-2 Chapters 3-4

The Best Present She Could Ask For

My Little Racist: Friendship is Bigoted

El Equesterismo

Mouthing Off

The Scootaloo Project: Chapter 1

Soarin' the Butt

Tarnished Silver series: Rarity's Garden-Tarnished Silver


Luna Gets Her Button Mashed: Chapter One

Spike's Futa Foursome

My Little Slave: Chapters 1-3-Chapters 4-6

Non-canon Riffs:

Momma Fluttershy

Derpy's Finest Hour

The Pointlessness of it All

Fallout Equestria: The Forgotten

Caramel and Thunderlane's Sexy Adventure

Luna's Tits

The Spiderses

Applebloom Pls Stay

Drop that (b)ASS (or 20 oz bounce)

The Last Pair of Pants

Twow/Something Fievel Crossover

Celestia's Smallest Muffin

Mormon Masturbation

Latest Stories

  • The Legend of Starlight, Book 4: To Love and to LustNightmare Moon returns during a time of peace in Equestria. Armed with a dangerous plan, she sets out to finally turn the prince into the killer she needs.1,326 words ·580 views ·15 likes ·4 dislikes
  • All the Time in the WorldDinky's past, present and future hangs in the balance as she fights to preserve Equestria's timeline.9,547 words ·335 views ·16 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Son of EternityThe final chapter of the princess's son.25,113 words ·443 views ·40 likes ·16 dislikes
  • Son of DeathThe end of everything...2,200 words ·445 views ·18 likes ·8 dislikes
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These stories are great. Read them, or I'll have to consume your soul.

  • The Retribution of Chrysalis The changeling queen must seek aid from Equestria to save her dying race. by Fallen Prime 40,869 words · 5,701 views · 532 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Digital Harmony The mane six are transported to the Digital World, chosen to bring balance between it and Equestria. by Fallen Prime 8,410 words · 617 views · 62 likes · 3 dislikes

Son of the Princess

  • Son of the Princess Princess Celestia has never had any foals. Or so everypony thought..... by twow443 21,849 words · 2,402 views · 128 likes · 23 dislikes
  • Son of Chaos Discord has returned one last time to spread chaos, and he plans to use his son to do it. by twow443 28,958 words · 1,024 views · 55 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Son of Change A darkness is rising over the horizon as Shade's story continues. by twow443 17,593 words · 586 views · 46 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Son of Eternity The final chapter of the princess's son. by twow443 25,113 words · 443 views · 40 likes · 16 dislikes

Fine. You can use this to talk to me.

#1036688 · 5w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for the watch!

#1033020 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

What is a riff?

#935228 · 13w, 2d ago · · ·

If I could like your userpage, I would. I'll settle for following instead.

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