For centuries, nay millennia, Geralt the Witcher has stalked the desolate, rock-strewn landscapes of whatever this land is called, fighting and killing witches of all shapes and kinds. Duty and revenge are lonely roads, but he travels them in gritty, manly style.

But when a small gray horse shows up out of heckin' nowhere, will his lonely days come to an end? Tune in to find out!

A crossover with The Witcher, if that wasn't obvious. The reader need not have watched or played it to understand this story. I mean, I haven't.

The Journal of Success. Few know it exists. Fewer still have an idea what it is.

Some say it simply copies the appropriate entries after they are written. Others say it physically replaces the writer's own journal, to take the stories of success, onto its own pages.

Whatever the case, these are some of its contents, presented as they were written. Not every success is the same size.

Chapters are not related to each other and can be approached in any order. The reader need not fear missing updates.

As this is personal writing, situations may not fully line up with canon or characters. Effort has been made, but may not always be enough. Also, that means this story will update only when I have something to write about! Not to mention, this will never truly be 'complete'. EDIT 9/4/23: Given that I haven't updated this in ages, I am marking it complete. Considering how far I've come, I don't feel like I need it anymore, which is a good thing! For more information, see here.

Now that Princess Twilight Sparkle's rule of Equestria has settled into a routine, she finds she has more time for personal things, things that otherwise might have passed her by in that initial rush of learning on the job.

Things like pondering the newest statue in the Royal Canterlot Gardens.

"...bizarrely named....It’s not too unsettling, but it tries....It’s good enough..." -xTSGx

Princess Celestia sent her student, Twilight Sparkle, to meet five mares in Ponyville who will help set up the Summer Sun Celebration.

She just never said they'd be hot.

Chinese translation by SoothingBell!

This story is a sequel to The Princess's Captain

There are more characters in The Princess's Captain than just Twilight Sparkle and Tempest Shadow. This will be a repository for stories that don't feature our main pairing quite as heavily, that take place in the middle of other stories, and/or that are simply not as important to the main plot. Every one of these stories is canon, however, so the reader is advised to keep up with them! Standard warnings from The Princess's Captain apply here, as well. See below for timeline information.

Cover art by Arcane-Thunder!

Down to Brass Tacks: Twilight and Tempest are summoned to Canterlot by the Cutie Map. Takes place after chapter 8 of A Princess's Trials.

It's stupid o'clock in the morning.

There's a batpony eating cereal in the kitchen.

Ain't no Twilight got time for that.

Babies put objects in their mouths so they can learn about the world with their sensitive lips.

Why mention babies in the description of a story about Ragamuffin, everyone's favorite new character from Hasbro.com?

Probably no reason.

Backstage before the Hearth's Warming Pageant, Twilight Sparkle makes a terrible discovery.

There's a huge booger hanging out of Fluttershy's nose.

And Twilight's the only one who's noticed.

Finished 77th out of 93 in the January, 2015 writeoff, "All In".

Cover art by Wreckham!

This story is a sequel to Starlight Glimmer Fixes Everything

(Not an Equestria Girls story. That's literally the only relevant image I could find.)

Starlight Glimmer has gotten her hooves on Twilight Sparkle's Friendship Journal. And a time travel spell. And a Driver. And a bunch of Ridewatches. And she realizes that she could fix everything with time travel and Rider kicks.

So she does.

A parody of my entries in Starlight Fixes Everything, as well as Kamen Rider Zi-O, started before the latter ever aired. The reader is encouraged to read this and watch this (start around 1:50), and they will have as much information as they need to grok this pile of stupid. Oh my god, it's so dumb.

These losers are having so much nookie and I’m just sitting by myself reading an extremely niche and even more extremely dumb crossover.

Every foal knows the legend.

You write a letter for help.

You set it on fire.

And she will appear to right all of your wrongs.

With her violence. Sweet, sweet violence.

These are her stories.

Thanks to EGStudios93 for the perfect artwork!

"...a short series of vignettes....that hit just that balanced sweet spot right between "Oh my god that's so dumb" and riotous laughter." -TCC56