Babies put objects in their mouths so they can learn about the world with their sensitive lips.
Why mention babies in the description of a story about Ragamuffin, everyone's favorite new character from Hasbro.com?
Probably no reason.
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This is a thing.
This is a thing with a really nice bit of headcanon in it.
This a thing that makes fun of Ragamuffin.
Have an upvote.
Yessssss. Let the Rarijack flow through you.
We've gone from dumb-creepy-stalkerish to Eldritch Abomination. Alert the Hunters.
Did... Ragamuffin just Navy Seal Copypasta us in Zalgo?
Nani?!
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It took me like an hour to transcribe. :B
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Worth it.
No.
Wtf.
Rarity's taste in women far exceeds her taste in men, it would seem.
This was actually really sad for, like, a second. I was getting worried.
Damn it, they almost had him. Shit. He's slippery.
British people are so zany!
This was a mistake.
You know, I genuinely like Ragamuffin and I feel honor-bound to be triggered by all this.
But nah.
Okay, this got laugh-out-loud funny. Kind of in a terrible way, but still.
I hearby declare that I shall storm the gates and seeketh a character tag for our great and terrible Lord Ragamuffin.
So let it be written
So let it be done
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Ragamuffin is a silly, silly pony. :B
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Yeah, lemme know if that works out, for srs :B
It’s all rainbow dash’s fault
Ok
Yup. Dat's real Limestone, dat is!
"Dat's Our Ragamuffin!" a.k.a. "Ragamuffin Turns Everyone Into a Lesbian."
Decent crackfic. You get a thumbs up.
The weirdest part is, like half the people who make the show are Canadian. They're subjects of the Queen!
Sunset was about to bury Ragamuffin in a shallow grave next to human Sunset.
Its like, 2 in the morning and yet, I'm seeing this. I have but one question- wot?
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But they're not Brits. :B
Never have I identified with Maud. Until now.
DHX/Hasbro need to join 2019 and just let these two kiss already
They know as much about brits as they do about southerners. Right, AJ?
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These and many others!
Ragamuffin is such an easy to hate character. Hopefully they won’t try to shoehorn him into more things like they did with glimmer.
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Not PG
“Hold up a sec. You, Mrs Anti-frou-frou, kissed Pinkie Pie?”
Rainbow put a hand to her chin and her eyes screwed up in thought. “Does it count as a kiss if it’s not using the lips on your mouth?”
How do you expect me to leave after that?
Marble is the gate and the one who guards the gate. Marble is the key and the one who knows the gate.
"Incidentally, totally up for being in lesbians with you."
"Sunset, this is not the time for Scott Pilgrim references."
I feel like there's a story here...
Also this chapter is not mobile-friendly.
In any case, wonderfully disturbing bit of... whatever this was. Thank you for it.
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You're welcome! :D
Needs more capper
Ever wonder why so many awful American actors trying to do "British" accents end up sounding vaguely Australian?
The Australian accent itself actually comes from 18th- and 19th Century British emigrants (and convicts!) from the South of England; the London ("Cockney") accent takes on Australian vowel sounds if you try to pronounce words in Cockney while straining and stretching your face, as if wincing while working in the unfamiliar, unrelenting bright hot glare of the sun. (Try it!) In time, that simply became the way everyone there talked, even when cities with lots of shade (and lots of indoor jobs) started to spring up.
I think the same thing happens with non-British VAs who try to do British accents - I imagine they can't help but pull stupid Dick Van Dyke faces in the recording booth, and so the same inadvertent transformation of vowel sounds takes place, with the same results.
Anyway, I always wondered about the Pyramids, so it's good to have that cleared up.
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Uh?
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Wait, Applejack ISN'T an authentic representation of southern rednecks?
WHAT THE FUCK
Also, those two lesbians are so cute.
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All I'm saying is that Yog-Sothoth does tend to produce twins.
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Ohhhhhh
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Lies.
It’s always time for Scott Pilgrim references.
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She shouldn't have much trouble with Ragamuffin, then.
Getting better...
He could have just looked at the screen. 5G coverage.
Oh Ragamuffin, how this fic turns you funny. I'm trapped.
How, Ragamuffin, how?
What are we supposed to do with you?
Judging by that, has he drunk a lot of chemicals before? And the moment interrupter! How could he? Simple.
Magic!