For centuries, nay millennia, Geralt the Witcher has stalked the desolate, rock-strewn landscapes of whatever this land is called, fighting and killing witches of all shapes and kinds. Duty and revenge are lonely roads, but he travels them in gritty, manly style.
But when a small gray horse shows up out of heckin' nowhere, will his lonely days come to an end? Tune in to find out!
A crossover with The Witcher, if that wasn't obvious. The reader need not have watched or played it to understand this story. I mean, I haven't.
Chapters (1)
You had me at the four-bladed sword. You fiend.
Sighs..He doesn;t hunt witches or magic users unless he forced to. Since he does use magic. He hunters monsters most if not all the time.
Cute story.
Well, that was ... interesting.
Oh my.
This is some really unfair characterization for Geralt, and I am APPALLED.
He also says "Fuck" a whole lot.
Hmm.
This... is a masterpiece. I'm not sure what part I appreciated best.
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All I knows is that I like it, MmmHmm
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Well that would be a fic on a different account I think <.<
10074914
Then why is he called Geralt Witcherman, huuuuuuuuuh? :V
10075357
Because that's his name?......
Dafuq did I just read?
It's amazing how just a few small changes could make for such a better series and nobody with a higher budget thought of it first.
Faustdammit, we were THIS CLOSE TO SHIPPING MARBLE TO PERFECTION AFTER THAT HEARTBREAKING WHORSE BIG MA-
I mean, this was a silly tale and you should feel silly for writing it, but have a like anyway.
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They might be related, though. <.< Best not to test it.
Scowl has been doubled!
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They underestimate his power.
100% accurate portrayal of Geralt The Witcherman, steely-eyed and rabbit-boweled.
Not to be confused with Geralt of Rivia, mind you. That guy already has a horse in his life, and Marble's no homewrecker.
Delightful madness throughout and a perfect ending. Thank you for it.
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Pfft, this is a joke fic dude! Don't take this too seriously. It may not be how The Witcher actually plays out but the main, entertaining question here is simple:
Why not?
Have some fun lol
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I know. Still could see this pairing A Anthro Marble or Human version would be perfect for this guy.
She a loving quiet type, and can see her treat his wounds and offer him much needed love and comfort.
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Yeah, he's known for opening vaults with nothing inside them.
10074914
Clearly this is someone else completely unrelated to, and indeed in an entirely different world from, Geralt of Rivera
Geralt the Witcherman...
I totally now hear the "Popeye the Sailorman" song in my head.
It's Geralt the Witcherman...
Geralt the Witcherman!
It's Geralt the Witcher!
Geralt the Witcher!
GERALT THE WITCHERMAN!
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Okay, now I really have to write the prequel.
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Before Marble, who was his Olive Oyl?
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It'll be the story of how he became the Witcherman. :D
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I can only congratulate you, you mad genius. XD
I'll be saving this to read for later. But as someone that has PLAYED the Witcher3 for the last 3 and a half years... I dont consider the Netflix series to be canon to the universe since the showrunner has deviated too much from the Source MATERIAL.
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brother, you don't know deviation from source material until you've read this story :V